SUICIDE GAME

[Psycho Monkey]

I pick it up and present it to an equally beautiful lady in the hopes of courtship. Little do I know, she likes orchids and detests roses. This turn's out to not only be a stupid mistake but a fatal one, as she literally rips my heart out and stomps on it. With out my blood pumping organ I die.

*drops a Wii mote*

 

[Weeds]

I catch the mote and start playing wii sports so much I die from fatigue.

I drop the wii console.

 

[Pokepok]

It falls on top of my head and cracks my skull open, which oviously leads to my death.

I drop a very beatiful and calm natured milotic.

 

[Secad MS]

It is so beautiful I die after seeing it, making it unhappy that I'm not looking at it, making it strangle my dead body.

I drop a Spicy Poffin.

 

[Brendan Savem]

I eat spicy poffin, it tastes good. I cross the road munching on my poffin. I do not realize that I'm on the pyro-kinetic gerbil crossing and is burnt by Fi and friends.

I drop a match

 

[Secad MS]

Yay! Fi is a hit. I love it.

It misses, but lights up gas fumes thus burning me more than the match would have.

I drop Fi himself.

 

[Brendan Savem]

I try to stroke Fi. Fi lets me, but I burn my hand and scream. Fi doesn't like that then incinerates me

I drop 5000 chocolate chip cookies

 

[Secad MS]

The fall on my face, crush me, and I die.

I drop burn cream.

 

[Brendan Savem]

Burn cream is not strong enough where I live, I cook up and die of skin cancer

I drop the sun (0.o)

 

[Secad MS]

I dodge, but the UV radiation gives me skin cancer and kills me.

I drop Semper, my normal, male, pink-eyed white.

 

[Brendan Savem]

I end up in a time paradox as I caught normal, male, pink-eyed colours

I drop a time machine

 

[Secad MS]

I dodge, but it hits and kills Semper, causing me to die to grief.

I drop all of Fi's pyrokinetic children.

 

[Brendan Savem]

I am cooked, that's all I need to say

I drop ashes

 

[Psycho Monkey]

I use the ashes to cook cheese burgers on the grill. Little do I know the ashes are radioactive and I die of stomache cancer.

I drop a block of wood

 

[Shocari]

I sharpen the block of wood into a stake and stab myself though the heart.

I drop Pokemon cards.

 

[Secad MS]

Fi burns them up, and the little fireballs land on me, and I burn to death.

I drop Silas, my PRP character.

 

[Chibi]

She kills me with her powerful pokemon.

I drop my pyrokinetic half-fox alter-ego, Chibi. ^^

 

[Secad MS]

Silas is male. Silas is a male name, also.

I aggravate her and she rips me to shreds and suffocates me with her tail.

I drop the 1980's Michael Jackson.

 

[Chibi]

Silas is male. Silas is a male name, also.

I aggravate her and she rips me to shreds and suffocates me with her tail.

First: DOH XD Second: Yay for Chibi! [size=1pt]Although reducing things to a pile of ashes with her rocket launcher is more her style[/size]

BiC:

I dance to Thriller until the angry mob of zombies suddenly sees new prey and feast on my flesh.

I drop my skeleton.

 

[Secad MS]

A thighbone goes down my throat. I die.

I drop Fall Out Boy.

 

[Midnight Shadows]

After seeing Pete, I have a heart attack and then die.

I drop an atomic bomb

 

[Cody]

The bomb falls, but is a dud. It hits me on the head and I die from being hit by a large metal thing.

I drop a Goldfish. The snack that smiles back! Goldfish.

 

[Psycho Monkey]

I devoure (sp?) them and choke on the last one. At least I die with a smile

I drop a sock

 

[Chibi]

Little do I know it is TEH EVIL SOCK OF DOOM!!!! It wraps around my shoulders and suffocates me.

I drop a pair of shoelaces.

 

[Secad MS]

They turn into razor-tipped ones, and slash my femoral arteries with them. I die.

I drop Bon Jovi.

 

[Chibi]

I die from teh awesomeness.

I drop a remote.

 

[Psycho Monkey]

I die of boredom after flipping through channels. 10,000 channels and still nothing to watch, Arg!

I drop Carlos Mencia

 

[Letty-chan]

I die of shock. ;o

I drop a DS Lite

 

[Aero]

i become obsessed with linerider... yes they made it for the ds and die because i didn't eat anything for a whole month....

~i drop a noisy squirrel~

 

[Caeser]

The noisy squirrel brainwashes me and makes me jump off a cliff to die of a horrible, gruesome, bloody, death.

I drop The Hammerthyst (A legendary Weapon in Fable 2)

 

[Aura]

I attempt to use it on a nOOb, but it backfires and kills me instead.

*Drops maths compass (this one is more like a knife, very useful if someone jumps out to kill you)*

 

[Aero]

noisy squirrels jump to kill me and i stab them then some animal activists kill me because i killed the stupid noisy squirrels

~i drop my dead body~

 

[Chibi]

It lands next to me and explodes.

I drop a hypnotic pine marten. (If anyone can guess the reference I will love you forever)

 

[Psycho Monkey]

I die of confusion cause I don't get the refrence

I drop a fat old man

 

[Chibi]

I take the fat old man and crush you with it for not getting my reference. The man explodes for some reason.

I drop an ember.

 

[Secad MS]

Fi eats it, but decides he doesn't like the flavor. It's too ash-ish! You can have it. Fi then spits it on me, causing my clothes to light up, thus burning me to death.

I drop a branch of ash wood.

 

[Psycho Monkey]

I use the branch to build a dam. The dam breaks and I drown.

I drop a bucket of water

 

[Chibi]

I use the water to melt the Wicked Witch of the West and her gaurds mosh me to death.

I drop a Coke.

 

[Secad MS]

It's in a glass bottle. It breaks, I use it in a mosh pit, but someone else steals it and kills me.

I drop Ringo Starr's nose.

 

[Brendan Savem]

It somehow replaces my nose and I drill out my face to try and get it out

I drop a pie