SUICIDE GAME

[Brendan Savem]

(how concitential to my current operation)

Dusclops knocks me over with Shadow Ball, burns me with Will' O' Wisp. And puts me into eternal sleep with Hypnosis

I drop a Medidite

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

Meditite falls on the ground and gets mad, so it unleashes it's anger at me with Psychic.

I drop a DS Lite.

 

[Brendan Savem]

It's not just a DS lite, it was MY DS lite! I jump off a giant cake in sadness

I drop a giant cake

 

[Mystic_Suicune]

It's a Thousand Pound Cake, and it squishes me.

I drop a ring box.

 

[Jenova]

I open the ring box and find a ring. Then, I suddenly get married to Edward Cullen. (DO. NOT. WANT.) Because that is such a mortifying thing to me, I shoot myself.

I drop an emo Edward Cullen :V

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

Edward Cullen kills me because I hate him.

I drop an emo Bella. (I can see it now.... >:3)

 

[zezzyman]

She lands on the spear I ACCEDENTILY but below her and laugh but emo Edward Cullen kills me with his n00by vampireness (I hate Twilight, plain and simple)

I drop Sonic the Hedgehog

 

[Jenova]

Out of shock, he flees from the scene and runs over my face.

I drop coconuts.

 

[zezzyman]

They hit my head and I die, simple

I drop a cracked coconut coverd in blood and......uh...... head....... juice...... stuff......

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

I swallow the head juice and I turn radioactive. Whenever I touch anything, it disintegrates. I take a shower and touch my hair, I die.

I drop my Shinx that was supposed to have an egg move.

 

[Brendan Savem]

Shinx falls to the ground and suddenly remembers its egg move: Total Human Pwnage. I am totally pwned

I drop a Magikarp that knows Total Human Pwnage (Type: ??? (like curse), Power: 1 Hit KO, 150 Accuracy, that's what you need to know)

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Thank evolution I'm not human. Upset that its move had no effect on me, Magikarp commits suicide and revives as a Zombie Magikarp with the move Total Anialation. I am totally anialated.

I drop the above mentioed Zombie Magikarp.

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

Zombie Magikarp eats my brain.

I drop myself.

 

[Brendan Savem]

OBJECTION
Zombie Magikarp used Total Annilation on you, then ate your brain
(sorry, it was just nagging me)

Jirachan falls on my head, head-first. Her weaker skull breaks apart like an egg on my head and brain, blood, and bones fall everywhere. I who lost consciousness when I hit my head then drown in the stuff...

I drop a Bob-omb (yes, walking, black, wind-up bomb)

 

[zezzyman]

I try to open it to see the inside, but unfortunatly, its a zombie magikarp with the egg move Complete Pwn'age (Type: none, Power: 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.1, Accuracy: the entire universe)

I drop TM 93: Complete Pwn'age

 

[Brendan Savem]

I use it on my Feebas. And enter it in Mt. Battle, positive that I will win. What I don't know however is that Feebas is actually a shadow pokemon, that attacks me and destroys me with Complete Pwn'age

I drop a shadow pokemon

 

[raelos]

I look at the shadow pokemon it reminds me of a bad memory and i commit suicide

drops a bad memory

 

[zezzyman]

*remenbers bad memory* Ahhh! Platypus........ leprechaun............ angry frenchmen.......... *commits suicide*

I drop a wireless mouse

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

A wireless mouse? How can that hu-- *dies from lightning*

I drop Zeus.

 

[Mystic_Suicune]

He so big and heavy he crushes me when he lands on top of me.

I drop Jack Sparrow

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

Jack Sparrow goes all ninja on me.

I drop a Lickilicky.

 

[Mystic_Suicune]

(HAHAHAH! A pirate going ninja.)

Lickilicky! I freak out an go to catch it, but it paralyzes me with Lick, and some how I go into a coma and die a year later.

I drop a ghost.

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

(Yeah, what now.)

The ghost haunts me. Simple as hell.

I drop a bleeding thumb.

 

[Mystic_Suicune]

It freaks me out, I faint, but I go over a cliff into a bunch of jagged rocks.

I drop a pirate flag.

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

It gives me a paper cut the size of a mini van on my leg to the top of my head. I am sliced in half.

I drop my DS cause I'm getting pissed off.

 

[Mystic_Suicune]

It blows up when it hits the ground and I go flying into space, and die because I can't breathe.

I drop the whole collection of twilight books.

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

GAH!! SPOILERS!!! *kills self*

I drop my severed head.

 

[Mystic_Suicune]

You have such a hard head, that when it hits my head, my head shatters into a million little pieces.

 

[Psycho Monkey]

*Stabs M_S for not dropping anything* tisk tisk

As I leave the scene, I slip in Mystc Suicune's blood and fall down a flight of stairs accidentally stabbing myself with my still unsheathed sword. Although it was just a flesh wound, M_S had AIDS and now I do too. I die a slow and painful death.

I drop tainted cloth

 

[raelos]

i use the cloth to clean up the bloody staircase leaving the scene i slip on a wet spot and land on a unsheathed sword

drops a bloody sword

 

[Jenova]

I lick the blood from the sword, and get my tongue cut off. Hah.

I drop my tongue.

 

[zezzyman]

I slap Chuck Norris with it (BIG MISTAKE ) and he kills me for doing so

I drop a beard hair from Chuck Norris

 

[sheesheesh]

It punches me in the gut and I fall into an eternal coma.

I drop your mom.

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

Your mom kills me with stupidity.

I drop a can of soda.

 

[DragonTrainer86]

I catch the can of soda and drink it, relishing the taste. Then I realize it's cyanide. Still pretty good though!

I drop a Muppets: A Christmas Together CD and a boom box to enjoy it with!

 

[raelos]

i listen to and and start dancing when a piano falls on me

i drop a nuke

 

[Jenova]

...Self explanatory, ain't it? The nuke lands on me, and SPLODEH goes the little guinea pig.

I drop a meteorite.

 

[sheesheesh]

I crushes me and buries me... Convenient.

I drop a $5 bill.

 

[zezzyman]

I buy a footlong from Subway, and I choke on it.

I drop myself.

 

[Tunolipede]

I stare at your face for 5 minutes. Eventually, my eyes dissolve.

I drop a bag of bobble-heads. Don't ask.