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SUICIDE GAME

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QuilavaEmperor

I swiftly dodge but find falling backwards onto a statue of a knight with a spear as the spear comes out of my chest revealing my heart on the spear`s tip.

I drop my heart.
 
S

sheesheesh

I catch them, and put them in my pocket. Then they explode.

I drop a bottle of soda.
 
Psycho Monkey

Psycho Monkey

Member of the Literary Elite Four
The delivery guy brings me your pizza and I gladly eat it. However, you ordered a Hawaiian pizza and as I'm alergic to pineapple. I die a painful death.

I drop the deadly pineapple.
 
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QuilavaEmperor

I vomit in a public area due to the deadliness of the pineapple making everyone there vomit too, creating a chain reaction of vomiting people, and we all die from dehydration.

I drop all the vomit.
 
Q

QuilavaEmperor

I take my friends into a mall and kill all the zombies with them. But later realize that one of my friends is a zombie and eats me.

I drop one of my awesome oil paintings.
 
Brendan Savem

Brendan Savem

I drop a match on Quilava's paintings, hoping to burn them after failing to stomp on them. However, I am still standing on them, and the oil burns faster than I expect, and so I burn.

I drop fire paintings (paintings, made out of different colors of fire)
 
Psycho Monkey

Psycho Monkey

Member of the Literary Elite Four
You failed to mention though that these are 3D paintings and that the fire is real. I get burned alive.

I drop a peice of cardboard
 
Toastie

Toastie

The book contains the secret to winning the lottery and life and stuff.
So you kill yourself out of depression.

I watch a lamp...
 
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sheesheesh

I play it. It's horrible sound makes me stab myself multiple times in the neck.

I drop a deuce.
 
Aura

Aura

A WHAT?!

My lack of knowledge on whatever a deuce is makes me go insaner, to the point where I beg Psycho to throw me off a cliff so I can see what falling's like.

I drop this game.
 
M

Megaboom

(A deuce is the equivalent of poo.)

I grab the game and play with it for 50 years, thus resulting in me dying from hunger.

I drop a box containing all of the ants in my house. (That's a lot!)
 
Psycho Monkey

Psycho Monkey

Member of the Literary Elite Four
Damn you! I just got rid of all the ants in my house! I have a serious delete-gasm from screaming "Delete!" everytime I kill one resulting in my going crazy-er than I already am. The remaining ants then feast on my flesh leaving nothing behind.

I drop the delete button from my keyboard.
 
Psycho Monkey

Psycho Monkey

Member of the Literary Elite Four
I go berserk because they are playing a marathon of Hanna Montana and Jonas Brothers. In my rage I end up blowing up Disney World with me still in the park. I die in the badly planned explosion.

I drop what's left of Space Mountain
 
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Mr. Cacti

My army of Cactus based Pokemon destroy the wreckage and I get hit by the scraps of Space Mountain I die.

I drop my very, very,very angryCactus Pokemon army.
 
S

sheesheesh

I'd say that they attacked me, but that would end up with me being n00b'd, thus making the cactus Pokemon army chase me off a cliff.

I drop one of Mr. Cacti's Pokemon.
 
Brendan Savem

Brendan Savem

The one woman in her army (so basically a secret agent) uses tactics and tries to seduce me before stabbing me in the back. But being immune to this, I catch her. In the end, she just cheats by kicking me where it hurts, then cleavers my head off.

I drop a B.I.G. crystal ball
 
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