The Chatlog Topic!

112% Elusive · Sep 24, 2009

9/5/09
[20:43] *Real life me commands Sims 3 me.*
[20:43] "MUST HUG TANGROW."
[20:43] "HUUUUUUUUUUUG."
[20:43] ...
[20:43] *Sims3 Tangrow running like hell out of a window, screaming for no hugs."
[20:43] Kal.
[20:43] hugs.**
[20:43] NO HUGS D:
[20:43] NO HUUUUGS D:
[20:43] HUUUUUUUGS
[20:43] XD
[20:43] * Test|Sims3 chases Tangrow.
[20:43] * Tangrow trips D:
[20:43] NO NO! STAY AWAY D:
[20:44] * Test|Sims3 glomps.

8D

SoIHerdYaLiekAnime · Sep 27, 2009

[16:32] *** Virachan_is_a_n00b is now known as Virachan
[16:32] *** maycson100_is_a_n00b has joined #pokecharms
[16:32] Asdf
[16:33] Firefox you suck
[16:33] Ello.
[16:33] MAYCSON100 SUCKS COCK.
[16:33] ....
[16:33] I NEED GOPHERCHUCKS!
[16:33] By which I mean HELLO, SMALL CHILD.
[16:33] CTRL + W GIVES YOU SPECIAL NON-N00B ABILITIES.
[16:33] *** maycson100_is_a_n00b has quit (Quit: Game Over)
[16:33] MY VOICE GIVES ME SUPER STRENGTH
[16:33] HAHA
[16:33] ...
[16:33] HE BELIEVED BE
[16:33] ...
[16:33] ME*
[16:33] ........ gahahaha XD
[16:33] What's ctrl+w do?
[16:33] There was a n00b here?
[16:33] D:
[16:33] *** Testbug has left #pokecharms
[16:33] xD
[16:33] ....
[16:33] that.
[16:33] Fail.
[16:34] :3
[16:34] *** Testbug has joined #pokecharms
[16:34] OHSHIT
[16:34] That is what it does.
[16:34] :3
[16:34] xDDDDDD
[16:34] That's what ctrl w does

[16:34] It's kinda like alt + f4
[16:34] but more fun
[16:34] ...
[16:34] TRY ALT F4
[16:34] IT'S AWESOME
[16:34] Alt f4 gives you super strenth
[16:34] strength*
[16:34] I thought it was Alt+Ctrl+Delet?
[16:34] hn.
[16:34] *Delete
[16:35] Ctrl+alt+delete
[16:35] lawl
[16:35] MY VOICE GIVES ME SUPER STRENGTH
[16:35] Vira lies
[16:35] ?
[16:35] it makes me close out of youtube
[16:35] How so?
[16:35] >

[16:35] yeah it closes your tab
[16:35] :3
[16:35] Or window if you have only one tab up
[16:35] Ctrl W > Alt F4
[16:35] Indeed.
[16:35] :3
[16:35] Because Ctrl W does it without warning.

Kal said it right.

Carmen Lopez · Sep 27, 2009

Stel and Kal, Part 2

[17:42] oh dear
[17:43] there is a PMD acronym in here and I instantly thought Pokemon Mystery Dungeon ><
[17:43] XD
[17:43] .........
[17:43] you mean it DOESN'T mean that/
[17:43] ?
[17:43] o-o
[17:43] not in relation to networking, no XD
[17:43] XD
[17:43] Physical Medium Dependant
[17:43] :3
[17:43] lol
[17:43] ...
[17:43] XD
[17:44] It's called a medium because it's rarely well done.
[17:44] ...
[17:44] Stel
[17:44] Those puns
[17:44] All three of them
[17:44] >>
[17:44] XD
[17:44] Counting Rare, Medium, and Well Done as three seperate puns
[17:44] Were terrible.
[17:44] And reminds me of our TASTELESS pun war.
[17:44] >>;
[17:44] XD
[17:45] Well, it's some way to FLESH out the conversation XD
[17:45] XD
[17:45] Why do we have to do this?
[17:45] I dunno
[17:45] I don't have a BEEF with you.
[17:45] Oh, don't have a COW.
[17:45] Maybe we can still STEER this conversation back into sanity.
[17:45] its UTTER chaos in here!
[17:46] UDDER*
[17:46] ...
[17:46] * Zacky|Away was kicked by DancesWithOpabinias (MOOve along, now.)
[17:46] * Zacky|Away (www.zangel@SystemNet-2D7E482C.dsl1.nrwc.ny.frontiernet.net) has joined #pokecharms
[17:46]

112% Elusive · Sep 28, 2009

Oh gods

Cow Puns 8D

that was priceless XD

Shiny Motley · Sep 28, 2009

I thinks I remember something like that from waaaay long ago. XD

And seeing it resurface is awesome. Zacky getting kicked in the end just made it even more epic.

Jenova · Sep 29, 2009

Behold....Face the wrath of Sem's nightmare in n00b form...versus Alex.

Prolouge

-->| pokeman222_is_a_n00b (pokeman222@SystemNet-50121880.home.cgocable.net) has joined #pokecharms
hey guys
huh
hey I just joined
.. We can see that.
you new?
I have always been here.
oh
...
hey me good at pokemon me have 4 shiny arceus
its awsome
Having hacked legendaries does not make one good at pokemon.
freshly hacked. :3
ya
me no hack
Considering the fact there is -no- other way to obtain Arceus at the moment, at least out of Japan..
What level are said Arceus?
is this international stupid child lying about Arceus day or something
hey get wi-fi to get arceus
this is like a fucking bad re-run
Alex, humanity is full to the brim with idiots.
The above is true
hey docter oak watch language
The gene pool could use some -eff!-ing chlorine.
Who gets to welcome it to die?
they don't normally overflow into having two exact-same occurences within an hour of eachother
May I put it out of its misery?
=-= pokeman222_is_a_n00b was booted from #pokecharms by DoctorOak (watch your fucking step as you fucking fall out my chatroom. bitch #1540)

Round One

-->| pokeman222_is_a_n00b (pokeman222@SystemNet-50121880.home.cgocable.net) has joined #pokecharms
-why- do n00bs think it's a good idea to question me on 'my language' when it's -my site- and -my chatroom-?
Cody, I still have a Feebas waiting in reserve for you
...
....
You can take it out of reserve xD
* StellarWind extends multiple blade appendages.
Sorry xD
OK
hey docter oak shut up
* StellarWind swoops down on the n00b.
....
...
=-= Mode #pokecharms -o StellarWind by DoctorOak
my toy
* Jenova facepalms while sni-....
XD
.......
Alex
pokeman222_is_a_n00b - make me shut up

I have a few choice words for you.
But
* KoL hands Alex the magnetic glove
...
I'll refrain.
Now
Excuse me
._.
I'm going to go slaughter something else.
Thank you.
XD
hey why do u swear
* Cody grabs a bowl of popcorn, and passes it around.
xD
....
|| pokeman222_is_a_n00b (pokeman222@SystemNet-50121880.home.cgocable.net) has joined #pokecharms
...
Cola respawn.
hey I am back
No duh.
only because I wanted you to be
Welcome-
but that's about to change
-->| Dwayna (dwayna_dra@C3799EFE.727776FA.E8D92420.IP) has joined #pokecharms
* Cody sips on some cola
DWAYNA
=-= pokeman222_is_a_n00b was booted from #pokecharms by KoL (E.M. Disruptor!!)
Hi Dway ^^
Omai~
-->| pokeman222_is_a_n00b (pokeman222@SystemNet-50121880.home.cgocable.net) has joined #pokecharms
You're just in time for the big event, Dwayna

Hello Mr. person! :>
...
please stop
and, suffice to say, you've demonstrated that you really have no decorum or intelligence
* Dwayna smirks
I heard
so you get special treatment
not only am I kickbanning you
Ethan, don't use honorifics for this one-celled organism.
I'm forum banning you too
what?
Oh, um, kay :<
* Dwayna sits back and enjoys the show
please do not
* KoL stands back for the lord and master's final judgment
I will be nice
* Cody noms on some popcorn, and passes the bowl around
Well technically, seeing as it's not using chatspeak, it's a two-celled organism

Carmen Lopez · Sep 30, 2009

[21:15] Stel Stel Stel!
[21:15] what does your IP trace back to somewhere in Israel?
[21:15] why*
[21:15] .......
[21:15] ...
[21:15] Because, uh
[21:15] I AM from Israel?
[21:16] >>;
[21:16] XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
[21:16] you are FROM, yes
[21:16] Stel, please forgive Moose's stupidity.
[21:16] ...
[21:16] you still live there?
[21:16] he also
[21:16] kinda
[21:16] ...
[21:16] XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
[21:16] Unfortunately yes
[21:16] >>;
[21:16] XD
[21:16] I never knew that

Took out two unnecessary lines from myself XD

Brendan Savem · Oct 1, 2009

So France IS a country!

N00b wars are epic Jen, I don't know what I'd do if you weren't around to chronicle the epicness of chat.

It is quite true really, since I'm in an international school with an American curriculum, I figured out that people don't know France is a country because people only refer to it and its neighbors as Western Europe, the nearby island most of us call home has been spared this fate by many for some reason.

112% Elusive · Oct 3, 2009

You need to see this to understand the below after this.

[22:16] -Global- [R] The Game's dead,Jjim.
-
[22:17] -Global- [Limerick] Exxthus lost the game
-
[22:19] -Global- [NickServ] I just lost the game!
-
[22:20] -Global- [Limerick] I apologise to all the game players on the network, this night has some rather unfair circumstances. They will be made to eat patio sausage shortly.
-
[22:21] -Global- [Limerick] Dratini is now the most hated person on the network
-
[22:29] -Global- [Limerick] This oper thanks Exxthus for contributing to our global war against THE GAME.

[22:16] Global Gamed me D:
[22:16] YES
[22:16] What?*
[22:17] THE GAME IS DEAD!
[22:17] HA! >:D

[22:17] XD
[22:17] wow
[22:17] That was like, Shado's main purpose though D:
[22:17] Jjim.
[22:17] you made me lose
[22:17] and I haven't lost ALL DAY
[22:17] >=O

[22:17] XD
[22:17] xD
[22:17] XD
[22:18] [22:17] -Global- [Limerick] Exxthus lost the game
[22:18] wtf is this the game business
[22:18] You know how Shado randomly shouts GAME?
[22:18] It's that.
[22:18] ...
[22:18] How can you NOT know the game?
[22:18] but shado does it like
[22:18] it's the reason I get kicked a lot =p
[22:18] every five minutes
[22:18] HEY
[22:18] i dont know GAME
[22:18] so it gets old
[22:18] I DIDN'T DO IT AT ALL TODAY
[22:18] don't*
[22:19] She didn't.
[22:19] Aero fails.
[22:19] SO SHUDDUP
[22:19] ....
[22:19] Not even on GC despite her not being on it.
[22:19] xD
[22:19] ...
[22:19] DARN YOU NICKSERV D:<
[22:19] alright.
[22:19] Good timing, eh.
[22:19] i meant like yesterday and days before D:<
[22:19] WTF.
[22:19] Zacky, it's not my fault if I'm reading Charms and come across a post by KoL >=O

[22:20] The sparkles are for Tangrow.
[22:20] XD
[22:20] ....
[22:20] xD
[22:20] um
[22:20] Shado gets to eat sausages.
[22:20] ......
[22:20] hahahahahahahahahaha XD
[22:20] .....
[22:20] ...
[22:20] EW>
[22:20] D:<
[22:20] * Cody (chatzilla@SystemNet-5D8FE58D.hsd1.md.comcast.net) has joined #pokecharms
[22:20] i bet no one knows what patio sausage is XD
[22:20] ...
[22:20] you all suck
[22:20] Cody does XD
[22:20] OH CODYYYY
[22:20] :U
[22:20] Cody, don't bother =p
[22:20] *Global* [NickServ] I just lost the game!
22:20] Hai Cody.
[22:20]

[22:20] XD
[22:20] hey guys
[22:20] ...
[22:20] indeed
[22:20] No shit xD
[22:20] http://www.pokecharms.com/forums/index.php?topic=6806.0
[22:21] that needs to be kill-
[22:21] wait
[22:21] I what?
[22:21] THere were multiple nickserv and global announcements about it before you came x3
[22:21] about the GAME
[22:21] I do not suck D:
[22:21] 1 hair is in front of tail 2 hair behind 3 short hair + tail 4 short hair - tail 5 long hair - tail
[22:21] about...what?
[22:21] oh
[22:21] Zacky: Let me guess, it has something to do with chodes, eh?
[22:21] kinda
[22:21] XD
[22:21] which is why I didn't greet you with my usual announcement of 'GAME'
[22:21] ...
[22:21] DRATINI FAILZ :X
[22:21] Hrm.
[22:21] xD

Yeah >>

Also, 10/2/09:
[18:22] My worst would probably be when I flew over the top of a sled I was riding on, and then had that sled run me over
[18:22] * Tangrow will also have a very tired arm dince he can't move it without irritation >>;
[18:22] ...
[18:22] Ohgosh.
[18:22] ._.
[18:22] I was somehow completely unharmed
[18:22] Was it like, a metal sled?
[18:22] XD
[18:22] I've got a scar on my wrist
[18:22] No, it was plastic
[18:22] XDDDDDDDDD
[18:22] But, it made me look very stupid
[18:22] XD
[18:22] KoL wins XD
[18:22] * Tatile pats KoL
[18:23] * Absol wants to log that =p
[18:23] Since I essentially got run over by my own vehicle
[18:23] Mere seconds after I was using said vehicle
[18:23] =\

*whistles innocently >>*

Teapot · Oct 4, 2009

12:23 You know, I always wondered why the FUCK does the Hiker trainer class always look like.. i dunno.
12:23 < Tatile> *thumbs
12:23 a bunch of gorillas dressed up as Robin Hood
12:23 < Tatile> XD
12:24 i mean. Uh. we're talking wild mountain people here. they should be in serious fitness here. not... blobs
12:24 unless it's like a job requirement for the class in the pokemon world.
12:24 ... which is a scary scary thought XD
12:24 < Tatile> ...
12:25 < Tatile> I hate to think of what the interveiw processes are in the Pokemon world
12:25 < Tatile> 'Would you like to regulraly meet young children in a cave?'
12:25 ... XD
12:25 .... XDDDDDDDDDD

Linkachu · Oct 4, 2009

Shado said:
[22:16] -Global- [R] The Game's dead,Jjim.
-
[22:17] -Global- [Limerick] Exxthus lost the game
-
[22:19] -Global- [NickServ] I just lost the game!
-
[22:20] -Global- [Limerick] I apologise to all the game players on the network, this night has some rather unfair circumstances. They will be made to eat patio sausage shortly.
-
[22:21] -Global- [Limerick] Dratini is now the most hated person on the network
-
[22:29] -Global- [Limerick] This oper thanks Exxthus for contributing to our global war against THE GAME.

[22:16] Global Gamed me D:

... Priceless... XD

... And I just lost, too D':

Doctor Oak · Oct 6, 2009

.:16Â·21Â·08:. joins: coolboy111_is_a_n00b (coolboy111@SystemNet-4567138D.popl.cable.ntl.com) [5 users]
.:16Â·21Â·21:. Â«%DatabaseÂ» ohai
.:16Â·21Â·22:. Â«coolboy111_is_a_n00bÂ» dsds
.:16Â·21Â·33:. Â«coolboy111_is_a_n00bÂ» im new
.:16Â·21Â·39:. Â«%DatabaseÂ» yup, I see that.

.:16Â·21Â·39:. Â«coolboy111_is_a_n00bÂ» who are u
.:16Â·21Â·55:. Â«coolboy111_is_a_n00bÂ» are u a member 2
.:16Â·22Â·11:. Â«%DatabaseÂ» I am Database, temporary chat moderator (which is what the % means).
.:16Â·22Â·21:. Â«coolboy111_is_a_n00bÂ» wat do u do in this place
.:16Â·22Â·27:. Â«coolboy111_is_a_n00bÂ» just chat
.:16Â·22Â·32:. Â«%DatabaseÂ» Yup.
.:16Â·22Â·33:. Â«%DatabaseÂ» Usually
.:16Â·22Â·38:. Â«%DatabaseÂ» It's...
.:16Â·22Â·41:. Â«%DatabaseÂ» very quiet right now
.:16Â·22Â·47:. Â«coolboy111_is_a_n00bÂ» oh
.:16Â·22Â·50:. Â«%DatabaseÂ» Because most folks are at work/school
.:16Â·22Â·55:. Â«coolboy111_is_a_n00bÂ» is this like a msn
.:16Â·22Â·59:. Â«%DatabaseÂ» Sort of, yes.
.:16Â·23Â·03:. Â«coolboy111_is_a_n00bÂ» cool
.:16Â·23Â·10:. Â«%DatabaseÂ» Imagine it like a group convo that's always open.
.:16Â·23Â·16:. Â«coolboy111_is_a_n00bÂ» yh
.:16Â·23Â·26:. Â«coolboy111_is_a_n00bÂ» are u a pokemon fan
.:16Â·23Â·51:. Â«%DatabaseÂ» Well, I'm sitting here on a Pokemon chatroom.
.:16Â·23Â·52:. Â«%DatabaseÂ» I assume so.
.:16Â·23Â·54:. Â«%DatabaseÂ»

.:16Â·23Â·59:. Â«coolboy111_is_a_n00bÂ» yh
.:16Â·24Â·03:. Â«coolboy111_is_a_n00bÂ» how old are u
.:16Â·24Â·18:. Â«%DatabaseÂ» Old enough to know better, young enough to get away with it.

.:16Â·24Â·28:. Â«coolboy111_is_a_n00bÂ» oh
.:16Â·24Â·40:. Â«coolboy111_is_a_n00bÂ» so are u a real person
.:16Â·24Â·41:. Â«%DatabaseÂ» I'm 16, in other words
.:16Â·24Â·43:. Â«coolboy111_is_a_n00bÂ» or
.:16Â·24Â·49:. Â«coolboy111_is_a_n00bÂ» ur a computer
.:16Â·25Â·04:. Â«%DatabaseÂ» no, I'm real.
.:16Â·25Â·10:. Â«coolboy111_is_a_n00bÂ» bc
.:16Â·25Â·20:. Â«coolboy111_is_a_n00bÂ» database is a weird name
.:16Â·25Â·26:. Â«%DatabaseÂ» so's coolbot111.
.:16Â·25Â·27:. Â«%DatabaseÂ» *boy
.:16Â·25Â·36:. Â«coolboy111_is_a_n00bÂ» no
.:16Â·25Â·58:. Â«coolboy111_is_a_n00bÂ» im 16 2
.:16Â·26Â·02:. Â«%DatabaseÂ» My name is my name. There aren't many other Databases in the world, after all
.:16Â·26Â·13:. Â«%DatabaseÂ» But I can imagine there's... ooh, a lot of coolboy111s.

.:16Â·26Â·20:. Â«coolboy111_is_a_n00bÂ» WAT
.:16Â·26Â·32:. Â«coolboy111_is_a_n00bÂ» no there is not
.:16Â·26Â·42:. Â«%DatabaseÂ» Honestly, it's a very common nickname.
.:16Â·26Â·53:. coolboy111_is_a_n00b (coolboy111@SystemNet-4567138D.popl.cable.ntl.com) is now known as pickachu
.:16Â·27Â·04:. Â«pickachuÂ» how bout now
.:16Â·27Â·10:. Â«%DatabaseÂ» "cool" + someone's gender + a couple of random numbers is probably the most common kind of nick three is.
.:16Â·27Â·14:. Â«%DatabaseÂ» ...
.:16Â·27Â·22:. Â«pickachuÂ» i changed my name man
.:16Â·27Â·23:. Â«%DatabaseÂ» I'd say in these parts, that's even more common.
.:16Â·27Â·38:. Â«pickachuÂ» pickachu is a cool name
.:16Â·27Â·44:. Â«%DatabaseÂ» Especially considering you can't spell "Pikachu"

.:16Â·27Â·52:. Â«pickachuÂ» wat
.:16Â·27Â·56:. Â«pickachuÂ» yes i can
.:16Â·28Â·04:. Â«pickachuÂ» u can't
.:16Â·28Â·21:. Â«pickachuÂ» how do U spell pickachu
.:16Â·28Â·32:. Â«pickachuÂ» mister smarty pants
.:16Â·28Â·35:. Â«%DatabaseÂ» Well, I just did in my last line
.:16Â·28Â·45:. Â«pickachuÂ» thats the same as mine
.:16Â·28Â·47:. Â«pickachuÂ» ?
.:16Â·28Â·52:. Â«pickachuÂ» ur nuts man
.:16Â·28Â·56:. Â«%DatabaseÂ» You've got a c in it.
.:16Â·29Â·17:. Â«pickachuÂ» yep
.:16Â·29Â·19:. Â«pickachuÂ» ..
.:16Â·29Â·22:. Â«%DatabaseÂ» Anyway, that's nitpicking - I also need to point something out before one of the other staff members come in.
.:16Â·29Â·29:. Â«pickachuÂ» yh
.:16Â·29Â·46:. Â«pickachuÂ» wat staff members
.:16Â·29Â·58:. Â«~DoctorOakÂ» this staff member
.:16Â·30Â·07:. Â«~DoctorOakÂ» the staff member that just banned you, btw
.:16Â·30Â·09:. Â«%DatabaseÂ» Oho, I think I'm about to be saved the trouble.
.:16Â·30Â·11:. Â«~DoctorOakÂ» so I can do this
.:16Â·30Â·15:. Â«~DoctorOakÂ» and permanently be rid of you
.:16Â·30Â·22:. Â«pickachuÂ» wat
.:16Â·30Â·23:. ~DoctorOak sets mode: +bb *!*@SystemNet-4567138D.popl.cable.ntl.com *!*oolboy111@*.popl.cable.ntl.com
.:16Â·30Â·23:. pickachu was kicked by ~DoctorOak (Bye. (banned) #1557)
.:16Â·31Â·05:. Â«%DatabaseÂ» Thanks. I can only be nice to them for so long before I start pointing out the various rules they /disintegrated/.
.:16Â·33Â·46:. Â«~DoctorOakÂ» I'll credit your endeavour with a chatlog
.:16Â·33Â·47:. Â«~DoctorOakÂ»

.:16Â·33Â·53:. Â«%DatabaseÂ»

Jenova · Oct 6, 2009

...I really wished I was there to see that unfold in my very eyes xD

Tangrow · Oct 8, 2009

Warning: May not be suited for younger audiences :> But it was on the chat, so I decided to log it >
Any time.

Teapot · Oct 8, 2009

ZACKYxKAL LIVES OOOOOOOOOOOOON

Jenova · Oct 8, 2009

....
Data, Ethan, wtf xD

On another note, their song would be BORN TO BE WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILD~

Linkachu · Oct 9, 2009

Katie says (7:13 AM):
...
I do say, dot dot dot.
Sem says (7:13 AM):
DON'T
JUST DON'T
Sem says (7:14 AM):
*crieS*
Katie says (7:14 AM):
I JUST DID.
Sem says (7:14 AM):
I'M NOT AWAKE
THIS IS A DREAM
Katie says (7:14 AM):
If this was a dream, I'd warp over there, break Amy, and spell out 222 with her shattered remains.
Sem says (7:15 AM):
Oh
>.>
Game

112% Elusive · Oct 12, 2009

[20:22] Today, my mom set her facebook status as: "going to see my oldest daughter, WTF" My other sister and I are debating whether or not to tell her that WTF doesn't mean With The Family. MLIA
[20:22] XDD
[20:22] XD
[20:22] XD
[20:22] XD
[20:22] that,
[20:22] must be logged XD

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[20:35] hehehe
[20:35] Today I was eating a cupcake when the phone rang. I panicked and stuffed the entire cupcake into my mouth. I still don't know why I did that. MLIA
[20:35] XDD
[20:35] XD
[20:35] XD
[20:35] Virgi; XD
[20:35] XD

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[20:36] Last night at a school dance, a girl I am no longer friends with was rubbing it in my face that she had a date and I was there with a group of friends. Then, my best guy friend dropped to his knee and proposed to me right in front of her. Even though it was fake, I think it is clear that I won. I love my friends. MLIA.
[20:37] XD
[20:37] XD
[20:37] XD

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[20:39] Today, I was in a store pretending to be a mannequin. I saw a little girl running around as her mom tried to leave, yelling, "I haven't said goodbye to everyone!" She proceeded to run down the line of mannequins, hugging them all. When she got to me, I hugged her back. I've never heard anyone scream so hard. MLIA
[20:39] XDDDD
[20:39] XD
[20:39] XDD
[20:39] XD
[20:39] ...
[20:39] Oh my gods
[20:39] that is awesome

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Epic XD

from: mylifeisaverage.com

I could add more but this post would be too long =3

Tangrow · Oct 13, 2009

I NOW FIRMLY BELIEVE MAGIC WORDS DO THINGS.

Tangrow> ...I wish a new person would come in :<
Mybe if I say the magic words, it'll happen! : D
Bippity Boppity Boo!
|

StellarWind Elsydeon · Oct 14, 2009

Sem says:
Your nets need to be dropkicked in the face by a giraffe in heels.

... Best imagery ever.

Carmen Lopez · Oct 19, 2009

[00:33] So what is everyone doingÃ‰
[00:33] This is so cool yet so over my head
[00:33] * Rain burrows underground.
[00:33] I'm listening to music.. =D
[00:33] * Pheonix|studying points to his nick :3
[00:33] I'm putting together my schedule for next week
[00:34] hehe
[00:35] and am now about to go to bed....
[00:35] Good night ^^
[00:35] night Carmen :3
[00:36] Night Carmen
[00:36] * Denkou (raven@SystemNet-C5BFA3E4.vs.shawcable.net) Quit (Quit: )
[00:36] >>
[00:36] >>
[00:36] XD
[00:36] weird. XD
[00:36] ...
[00:36] I said I was going
[00:36] and HE quit D:
[00:36] * Denkou (raven@SystemNet-C5BFA3E4.vs.shawcable.net) has joined #pokecharms
[00:36] HAHAHA
[00:36] XD
[00:36] XD
[00:36] * Carmen logs XD
[00:37] >.> what did i miss?

Yoshimitsu · Oct 25, 2009

Ãaniel. Don't get angry with yourself. says (14:20):
*do you reckon theyll release like

- Ãaniel. Don't get angry with yourself. says (14:20):
*HEARTSOULCRYSTAL

- Ãaniel. Don't get angry with yourself. says (14:20):
*or

- Ãaniel. Don't get angry with yourself. says (14:20):
*whatever

-Elliot Designed to kill(R) A sweet dream or a beautiful nightmare says (14:20):
*o.O

-Elliot Designed to kill(R) A sweet dream or a beautiful nightmare says (14:20):
*HEARTSOULCYSTAL?

-Elliot Designed to kill(R) A sweet dream or a beautiful nightmare says (14:20):
*it'd be Mind Crystal or something ;o

- Ãaniel. Don't get angry with yourself. says (14:20):
*you know, as in pokemon crystal

- Ãaniel. Don't get angry with yourself. says (14:20):
*omg

-Elliot Designed to kill(R) A sweet dream or a beautiful nightmare says (14:20):
*like a psionic powahz

- Ãaniel. Don't get angry with yourself. says (14:20):
*I WAS GOING TO SAY MIND CRYSTAL

-Elliot Designed to kill(R) A sweet dream or a beautiful nightmare says (14:20):
*lmao

-Elliot Designed to kill(R) A sweet dream or a beautiful nightmare says (14:21):
*it's cause of my MIND CRYSTAL PSIONIC POWAHZ

Shocari · Oct 28, 2009

Y'know, I'm not going to let you know how we got to this.

evil Metagross
evil, megalomaniac Metagross
....
I dub this Metagross....WYMSY
Sho wins at life

Indeed, I do.

....BULIMIC SWALOT
it had to learn gunk shot somehow

TOO. MUCH. XDs

Jenova · Oct 29, 2009

There needs to be a pointless HM slave pokemon that looks like a potato, und can breed with Probopass.
Why? XD
Just so I can use the name Potato Head
:U

Then again, it wouldn't fit.
So I'll Just write Mr. Potato
Can you imagine? Pedopass on potato action.
Yes.
And it will be hilarious.
And there will be French fries with goatees everywhere.
:|
WITH LED INSIDE THEM!
(Hey, we have Taiwanese bootlegs, why not China-made Pokemon as well?)
lulz!

... This would be the perfect time where we would need either
1) Stel's puns
or 3.74) A bad spriter to make a Potato Pokemon.

StellarWind Elsydeon · Nov 2, 2009

[I don't just sit around reading comic books >>;] says:
Yup. It's really funny to think of how things have changed... I mean, hell, my entire advent onto IRC was... well, something I'd never normally do. I guess you could say fate works though ten year olds, because the first PM I ever got was from Jirachan, of all people, telling me to get on chat. And... well, after that, the rest is history.
[I don't just sit around reading comic books >>;] says:
Well, the beginning of it was history too
[I don't just sit around reading comic books >>;] says:
But still.
StellarWind Elsydeon says:
... XD
StellarWind Elsydeon says:
"I guess you could say fate works though ten year olds"
StellarWind Elsydeon says:
... You know, I'd expect you to know that.
StellarWind Elsydeon says:
I mean
StellarWind Elsydeon says:
YOU'RE A POKEMON FAN
StellarWind Elsydeon says:
THE WHEELS OF FATE TURN BECAUSE OF ASH

Everything can be explained through PokeMon. Also, MLIA.

Jenova · Nov 3, 2009

..
...
...
..
.
STOP LEAVING YOUR DROPPINGS >

StellarWind Elsydeon · Nov 3, 2009

StellarWind Elsydeon says:
i hate this keyboar with a flaming burning passio-
StellarWind Elsydeon says:
............
StellarWind Elsydeon says:
KEYBOAR!?
Rain says:
ROFL
Rain says:
I just had the funniest image
StellarWind Elsydeon says:
... My keyboar got swine flu ;-;
Rain says:
Of a boar with a keyboard on its back.
Rain says:
the musical kind >>
StellarWind Elsydeon says:
Dude. XD
Rain says:
a rainbow one.
StellarWind Elsydeon says:
ROCK OUT SYNTHPEEG
Rain says:
ROFL
StellarWind Elsydeon says:
IT WILL TRAMPLE ALL IN ITS PATH WITH THE POWER OF THE EIGHTIES

Cody · Nov 3, 2009

you all suck cock btw
So do you

Teapot · Nov 4, 2009

19:57 wow*
19:57 i just went into a massive rant about how i feel like these chao are my childrem
19:57 children too
19:57 ...
19:57 You're totally sane, El ^^
19:58 they feel like my children
19:58 children that live off meat and protein shakes
19:58 < Jenova> :U
19:58 and don't need changing
19:58 and you can enter them in fights for shits and giggles
20:00 Yep! You're thinking like a real parent now! ^________^
20:01 :'D

Yoshimitsu · Nov 5, 2009

- Ãaniel. says (01:54):
*rofl i love the champion mode music

- Ãaniel. says (01:54):
*its all like

- Ãaniel. says (01:55):
*DANANANANANNANAANANDANANNANANADANANANANAN >=D

naanny · Nov 7, 2009

[11:23] .. I really need chocolate, actually.
[11:24] Plain Hershey Chocolate Bar > all other candy
[11:24] HERSHEY BAR WHERE?!
[11:24] 'cept maybe butterfinger...
[11:24] Butterfingers are nastyyyy D:
[11:24] also
[11:24] TRUE THAT
[11:24] * Naanny throws Scocari a Hershey bar
[11:24] There's an Australian chocolate shop called Haigh's
[11:24] and it is MAGNIFICENT.
[11:25] * Shocari kills Scocari and takes his chocolate

Carmen Lopez · Nov 8, 2009

[22:25] AND GOODNIGHT DOLLYYYYYYY
[22:25] night Bellie Belle

Toru · Nov 8, 2009

[17:54] * Brendan is trying to imagine having hands bigger than his keyboard
[17:54] THAT WAS A METAPHOR BRENDAN!1
[17:54] * Toru Sledgehammers Brendan
[17:54] I know

[17:55]

[17:55] Oh.
[17:55] * Toru Heals Brendan
[17:55] *** Jenova has quit (Broken pipe)
[17:55] I broke the pipe.
[17:56] Watch where you swing that thing! >:0
[17:56] * Brendan hands toru a wrench
[17:56] fix it
[17:56] * Toru Hands the wrench to Mario and runs.
[17:56] *** Jenova has joined #pokecharms
[17:56] See!

Proof that Mario IS a Plumber.

Jenova · Nov 8, 2009

David Bowie's pants are the focus of fangirls everywhere.
iknowwwwwwwwww
(As long as I get to wear the puffy dress, although Belle has the hair color.)
And it's just as curly as hers :V
...
BELLNOVA!
ACTIVATE!
BREEEP
* Belle smooshed on Kimmus
Belle, DBZ way!
DBZ way!
xD
* Jenova fuses with Belle.
=-= YOU are now known as Bellnova
HOO HAH FU MAN CHU!
=-= Belle is now known as Novabel
* Bellnova rolls onto the highway
* Novabel PEWPEWPEWs through the air
=-= Testbug is now known as RainBug

...
* Bellnova punts Kal.
....
HOO HAH.
:U
* Novabel saiyan-lazurs :U
=-= Rain is now known as TestRain
SHOOOP
DA
WOOOOOOOOOOOOP
...Lole xD
roffle

Yoshimitsu · Nov 8, 2009

-Elliot Designed to kill(R) Drama is your middle name, you're certifiably insane says (23:22):
*oh my god, the next person to complain about being cold gets hit
*i'm warm! wanna know my secret? I PUT A GODDAMN JACKET ON.
*man i'm irritable tonight...

- Ãaniel. Felt it in my fists, in my feet, in the hollows of my eyelids. says (23:23):
*rofl
*i hate people who are like
*im cold

*WTF DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY
*although im sure ive said it sometimes

-Elliot Designed to kill(R) Drama is your middle name, you're certifiably insane says (23:24):
*i hate it when people are all
"I'm cold

"
"Awwh."
"Hold me? ;]" and are being deadly serious

- Ãaniel. Felt it in my fists, in my feet, in the hollows of my eyelids. says (23:24):
*lmao

-Elliot Designed to kill(R) Drama is your middle name, you're certifiably insane says (23:24):
*it's like
*"... no, i don't think i will, thanks o.O"

Brendan Savem · Nov 13, 2009

Just another round of MLIA on the chat. These are the highlights, with comedic aftermath

[22:53] ooh dear god! I just had to find another one!
[22:53] Today, while taking a walk outside, I passed a girl who looked about 11. She was singing "santa clause is coming to town" but with some of the words changed. I didn't realise what she was singing until I heard "he sees you when you're sleeping. you knows when you're awake. his name is edward cullen so be ready to get raped." you have restored my faith in today's youth, little girl. MLIA
[22:53] Today, I was taking a Calculus Test. One of the problems read "An object is dropped from a height of 128 feet, when will it hit the ground" After working a solution for several minutes, I wrote, "After it has fallen 128 feet".
[22:54] ...
[22:54] lol
[22:54] did he get it right?
[22:54] Holy shit, I think that one was me, Brendan xD
[22:54] ...
[22:55] MLIA?
[22:55] Yus :V

...

23:23] Today, this one boy in my senior honors english class asked our teacher if he could go to his locker, our 60 something yr. old male teacher told him only if he was quick. The boy, being a smart ass, said his middle name was quick. The teacher, without missing a beat, replied "yea, I hear all the girls complaining about that." The boys face was priceless. MLIA
[23:24] I need a teacher like that :V
[23:24] I don't get it but I think I know what it means
[23:25] it means he races girls at recess
[23:25] and he always wins and they get mad
[23:25] :V
[23:25] Right, "races"
[23:25] you really know how to explain it in the best possible way do you Virgil

...

[23:31] Today, I went to a bridal shower. My cousin presented the final gift, saying that it was the most important part of any relationship. The bride-to-be, being very religious, expected a Bible. Her face was priceless when she opened the box and discovered that it was filled with lacey thongs. Welcome to the family. MLIA
[23:31] it's my favorite Disney-Pixar movie

Pheonix · Nov 14, 2009

just to show you how epic and incredibly awesome Stel's mind works, and also so we have evidence of who is responsible for the coming zombie apocalypse :3

[01:46:37] WHY in the name of FUCK am I thinking about biologically correct zombies again.
[01:50:41] aren't zombies usually biologically correct to start off with, you know minus the whole being dead thing
[01:51:08] XD
[01:51:16] I mean zombies that would actually be plausible in some senses.
[01:51:24] the whole zombie virus bullshit always gets me
[01:51:37] A VIRUS by definition is not sophisticated enough to do that.
[01:51:40] wait... so you are trying to figure out how zombies would work in real life? XD
[01:52:06] XD I did.
[01:52:15] It would have to involve a more sophisticated parasite though
[01:52:17] like a fungus.
[01:52:29] or nanites :3
[01:52:33] (zombie-like-state-inducing fungi do exist in the real world, although they work on arthropods)
[01:52:33] XD
[01:52:45] I'm talking pure biology here. once you throw mecha into the mix, holy shit
[01:54:45] but yeah. I sort of envisioned a fungus-like parasite that infects a host. 'spores' travel across the bloodstream, somehow crossing the blood-brain barrier and settle down on the brain, the change in environment detected causing the spore to switch to a sessile infection form so to speak.
[01:55:28] once that happens the parasite releases an array of neurotoxins that effectively kill the host - but not really -kill- it. Y'see, a dead body is of little use to anything.
[01:55:52] what it DOES do is terminate the consciousness. put the host to sleep in a way
[01:56:20] what does sessile mean?
[01:56:25] keeping the rest of the metabolism active, but lowering it to the minimum possible necessary
[01:56:32] sessile - the opposite of mobile.
[01:56:45] stationary infection?
[01:56:57] basically
[01:57:00] the spore sits down on the brain
[01:57:01] and that's it
[01:57:05] no more movement out of it
[01:57:06] XD
[01:57:14] ahhh, okay then XD
[01:57:17] pretty well roots itself.
[01:58:50] from this point on the parasite (which feeds on some less important brain bits to produce these new chemicals) alters the host's biochemistry slowly but certainly - changes its scent slightly for one to deter other zombies - then it reprioritizes brain functions.
[01:58:57] first thing to go is touch sensitivity and pain receptors.
[01:59:31] at the same time, senses that would give advantages in hunting are raised - sight, scent, hearing - all amplified.
[02:00:16] i suppose some other elements of metabolism would be boosted as well because the early stage of infection is the most critical.
[02:00:43] since the parasite doesn't have tendrils all over the host's body yet and so needs to rely on the host's circulatory system to provide it with nutrients.
[02:01:24] the new zombie goes on a huge feeding frenzy - because it needs to feed both itself and the parasite - the parasite draws most of the nutrients, but it keeps the host body alive - just barely.
[02:02:14] with time, the host naturally grows weaker from being essentially kept in a state of malnutrition - which is where they tend to group together.
[02:02:30] large numbers of individually weak units tend to be destructive
[02:02:36] (E. G. Zerg Rush kekeke)
[02:03:45] at the point the parasite reaches a certain state of maturity, it starts being 'infectious' - modifying the host's body further to create new spores, which are probably carried via saliva.
[02:04:12] at the point a zombie reaches that state, that's when the infamous they-bite-people-and-they-turn-into-zombies-too effect kicks in
[02:04:58] infectious zombies would probably be getting close to the end of their life cycle so to speak because yeah. producing spores takes up a lot of energy
[02:05:23] and by the time the parasite would reach full maturity, the host would probably be a malnourished wreck XD
[02:05:45] well, depending on how much it eats.
[02:06:04] i suppose the parasites would 'know' when the host is in critical danger. XD
[02:07:49] or at least would be able to sense it on a biochemical level...
[02:07:52] .......
[02:08:00] Damnit, now i want to write something with this premise
[02:08:02] yes, but would there ever be a state where the parasite has a nourished host that 'stays' nourised?
[02:08:05] and i fucking -hate- cheesy horror shit!
[02:08:06] XD
[02:08:22] +h
[02:08:34] That mostly depends on how much the host eats. XD.
[02:08:47] They're practically dead.
[02:09:33] yes, but if there is an abundance of incoming nutrients, say for some reason the zombie was able to gorge without worrying, how would that work?
[02:09:35] ... although that makes me wonder about potential mutations leading to symbiosis between a healthy host and the parasite. o-O
[02:09:59] that was what I was wondering :3
[02:10:56] like say... the parasite taking over a fat person to start off with, lots of initial nutrients stored, less need to drive it to malnurishment right away
[02:11:02] Well, like i said, the parasite initially chemically kills the host's consciousness and essentially takes over the body. But if that stage was to go wrong...
[02:11:48] i think the parasite would mostly need to feed a lot for a continuous stream of proteins that would serve as a base for the neurotransmitters and chemicals it needs to keep the host half dead and realigned to fit its purposes
[02:12:04] less so for the glucose content
[02:12:36] though i suppose that the initial dividing and spreading of the infection WOULD take a lot of energy...
[02:13:01] but yes, again with the proteins XD
[02:13:22] adipose tissue and fats are generally a more compact way to store glucose.
[02:13:34] and fatty acids.
[02:14:56] still, with all the modifications to the host and the gradual growth of the parasite through the body to make nutrient absorption more effective and serve as alternative pathways...
[02:15:49] .. huh. seems that the more advanced the infection is, the parasite would sort of compensate for the weakening of the host's body...
[02:17:05] ...... hn, this creates a situation though - as the parts of the body that were cut off from nutrients and stuff would probably die and necrotize, which may lead to infections endangering the host body... which would require some form of immune system reaction, but the host's immune system would probably attack the parasite too, unless if IT were modified too...
[02:17:05] ...
[02:17:11] which it probably would...
[02:17:19] ... congratulations. I've just created Zerg-AIDS-Fungi.
[02:17:38] Now they just need a hive mind and a new fucking reign of terror could begin.
[02:17:38] >>;
[02:17:56] ... it's a good thing they barely have a mind beyond feeding. XD
[02:18:27] .... unless again some form of a mutation happens forming a symbiosis which would allow the host to manipulate the advanced biosynthesis capabilities of the fungus...
[02:18:29] and...
[02:18:30] .........
[02:18:39] OH GOD. STOP ME BEFORE I WRITE A SURVIVAL HORROR GAME
[02:20:11] ...... although knowing me i'd probably make it a reverse-survival-horror. XD
[02:21:08] with the main character levelling up the more advanced the infection is, eventualy being able to command swarms of zombies using biochemical scent marks...
[02:22:47] and depending on choices you make throughout the game you could go completely feral, conquer humanity or alternately find a cure that would lead to humanity's next evolution...

Linkachu · Nov 14, 2009

Pheonix said:
[02:22:47] and depending on choices you make throughout the game you could go completely feral, conquer humanity or alternately find a cure that would lead to humanity's next evolution...

Oh, Stel... Stop creating the Ãœbermensch!

XD

Carmen Lopez · Nov 15, 2009

Katie and Sem are going through the Battle Tower together as a team...and because of a slight oversight by Katie, hilarity ensues XD

[20:38] OH MY GODS WE DIED AND IT WAS KATIE'S FAULT
[20:38] ....

[20:40] The moral of the story
[20:41] Don't Explode all over my Starmie
[20:41] PAY ATTENTION BEFORE YOU KAMIKAZE THE WHOLE FIELD

And for the explantion!

[20:42] Katie used Explode to take out this cradily
[20:42] (which only took like a 1/4 damage)
[20:42] which wasn't even meant to be effective
[20:42] XDD
[20:42] I was revenge exploding XD
[20:42] but...
[20:42] Almost killed my Starmie, which survived because of focus sash
[20:42] BUT
[20:42] Hey Sem and Katie http://i34.tinypic.com/nc0fas.jpg
[20:42] I forgot about Sandstorm
[20:42] I forgot Sableye had died D:
[20:42] so
[20:42] I died
[20:42] Wow Katie
[20:42] Leaving Katie's Gallade
[20:43] It really was you fault Sem died XD
[20:43] *your
[20:43] Who took out cradily with Close Combat
[20:43] but screwed her defenses
[20:43] THANKS Carmen XD
[20:43] XD
[20:43] rofl
[20:43] :V
[20:43] * Carmen hugs Katie
[20:43] And the Seaking only took HALF DAMAGE from the next Close Combat
[20:43] * &Linkachu hugs Carmen too
[20:43] and use Aqua Tail
[20:43] I'm only kidding
[20:43] and we died
[20:43] But it was hilarious
[20:43] It rather was... XD
[20:44] * Carmen cracks up
[20:44] Now we got to plow through weaklings again D:

I was dying laughing at this point

[20:44] What possessed Katie to use Explode on Sem's Starmie?
[20:45] [21:42] I was revenge exploding XD
[20:45] seriously, that's it XD
[20:45] I wasn't even paying attention to Sem, lolz
[20:45] I was tunnel vision'd out of the battle
[20:45] XD
[20:45] 8D
[20:45] I can't breathe XDD

Stark · Nov 18, 2009

[20:56:58] Do LoN and Database have a plot to take over the world?
[20:57:09] Who doesn't? :U
[20:57:12] >>
[20:57:12]

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