The Chatlog Topic!

[Coreysawrus]

<Riley>: D: Backspace stop sending me back to the forums
<Karu>: It doesn't love you enough D:
<Riley>: Backspace I give you all this love and you throw it back in my face D:
<Riley>: We're through </3
<Karu>: You'll always have Space Bar.
<Karu>: And backspace's older sister, Delete.

Forbidden love

EDIT:
<Teapot>: Man, WoL is still £25 on Amazon
<Teapot>: Bahamas
<Teapot>: *bahahaha

 

[StellarWind Elsydeon]

WHAT HAS SCIENCE WROUGHT: <irrelevant discussion cleaned out XD>

[100]«cloveria» i mean what if the sonic rpg was done by atlus or squre enix
·StellarWind· cloveria: as opopsed to Bioware? XDDD
·StellarWind· Well, I know what would have happened if it was Atlus
·StellarWind· PURE
·StellarWind· UNREFINED
·StellarWind· MINDFUCK
·StellarWind· ...
·StellarWind· .. i can see it all now
·StellarWind· Sonic holds a ring to his head.
·StellarWind· PER-SO-NIC.
·StellarWind· (smacks head with ring)
[100]«Teapot» ......
[100]«cloveria» XDD
[100]«Teapot» Stel
[100]«Teapot» This is the Internet
·StellarWind· ... oh gods
[100]«Teapot» THAT IS NOW REAL
·StellarWind· and the sad thing is
·StellarWind· that he breaks TVs to get various items right
·StellarWind· ....
[100]«Teapot» what have you done D:
·StellarWind· THOU ART THEE ART THOU STICK YOUR HEAD IN THE TV DO IT DO IT DO IT
·StellarWind· ... of course
·StellarWind· this means that everyone will have to encounter their shadow selves.
·StellarWind· now i can sort of picture Shadow Tails
·StellarWind· for example
[100]«Tailon» ...
[100]«Tailon» is that just Tails but colored black with red stripes?
[100]«cloveria» Shadow's shadow ?
·StellarWind· OH GODS
·StellarWind· It'd be like Kanji's Shadow
[100]«Tailon» oh and one of his hairs has a bend in it
·StellarWind· except with less Gay Overtones and more I'M ONLY EMO AND BROODING BUT I REALLY JUST WANT PEOPLE TO ACCEPT MEEEEEEEEE ;-;
[100]«cloveria» XD
[100]«Teapot» ...
·StellarWind· "Okay. I guess you ARE me. Kind of. BUT I'M STILL THE ULTIMATE LIFEFORM.
·StellarWind· "Yup."
[100]«Teapot» I liked that idea better with the gay overtones.
·StellarWind· ....
·StellarWind· OH GODS
[100]«Tailon» (so does the internet)
·StellarWind· does that mean we get that sdlgkjhsdagjklsdhagjing Tails Doll as Teddie?
·StellarWind· or maybe we'll get one fo those bloody robots
·StellarWind· of*
[100]«Teapot» Dark Shadow (which is a tautology if I ever heard one) trying to seduce himself.
·StellarWind· ... FUCK. ROUGE DOING THE AWKWARD STRIPPER DAAAAAAAAANCE.
[100]«cloveria» .... Shadow Cream anyone?
·StellarWind· ... oh. my. gods.
·StellarWind· XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
·StellarWind· What have we unleashed on this world @_@
[100]«cloveria» i think Knuckles' Shadow would be more like Yukiko's
·StellarWind· .. I can sort of see that.
[100]«Tailon» So now Knuckles is painted black with red stripes?
·StellarWind· I DON'T LIKE HAVING TO INHERIT MY PEOPLE'S RESPONSIBILITIES!
[100]«cloveria» without the "hunting for the prince" part
·StellarWind· NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. YOU'RE NOT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
[100]«Tailon» or no he would have blue stripes because Knuckles is already red
·StellarWind· IT'S SYMBOHOLIIIIIIIIIIIIC!
[100]«cloveria» CAW
<quit> Samisa (Mibbit@SystemNet-219ECD3F.hsd1.md.comcast.net) has QUIT 1:51am IST "Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client"
* Riley disappears into the shadows
<quit> Riley (Mibbit@SystemNet-898658CE.opaltelecom.net) has QUIT 1:51am IST "Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client"
[100]«Tailon» oh it's just a bird
[100]«cloveria» what will Amy's Shadow be like
·StellarWind· ... That's a good question. I mean. Amy is basically a psychotic clingy fangirl. the problem is, she's -entirely aware of it-.
[100]«Tailon» Black and sky blue
·StellarWind· ... She'd be like... freakin' Adachi or something
·StellarWind· Perfectly fine with her shadow
·StellarWind· also, Tailon, you're totally missing the entire effing point here XD
[100]«cloveria» A female Adachi
·StellarWind· Might as well be! I mean. Adachi seems all harmless until.. yeah.
·StellarWind· i wonder if Robotnik's going to be the sort of Fake Villain. like the creepy stalker dude i forget the name of with the Video Game shadow
·StellarWind· ... except. I can hazard a guess re: Shadow Robotnik's boss form
·StellarWind· and it's going to make the game a lot less kid-friendly.
[100]«cloveria» Mitso something like that
·StellarWind· ... who am i fucking kidding, this is Shin Megami Tensei. the series that has a giant -eff!-ing PINGAS monster as one of its random monsters to begin with
[100]«cloveria» Big won't have a Shadow
·StellarWind· .. Big is Nanako.
·StellarWind· He's just in this becuase he's looking for his froggy.
·StellarWind· ....
·StellarWind· oh gods.
·StellarWind· let's hope Sonic didn't eat it thinking it's Nanako's Science Project-
[100]«cloveria» Then Vector will be Dojima
·StellarWind· .... oh gods
·StellarWind· HEY SONIC
·StellarWind· GUESS WHAT
·StellarWind· I'VE WORKED IT OUT
·StellarWind· -EVERYONE- IS THE COMPUTER ROOM
·StellarWind· AND I'M A SOOOOOOOOOOOPER MAAAAAARIO!

 

[Stark]

17:39:31 ~ <DatSoul> Data, I broke your pet. |DD
17:39:31 ~ <Riley> You broke it ;D
17:39:38 ~ <@Teapot> ... Yes sir Mr Porygon-Z!
17:39:55 ~ <DatSoul> Does it still have the 8ball function?
17:40:04 ~ <@Teapot> Of course.
17:41:03 ~ <Riley> !8ball Can I has hugs?
17:41:04 ~ <Porygon-Z> Riley: About as likely as pigs flying.
17:41:11 ~ <Riley> D:
17:41:16 ~ <Riley> Meanie
17:41:54 ~ <Adam> lol
17:42:01 ~ <Adam> !8ball Can I has hugs?
17:42:03 ~ <Porygon-Z> Adam: Yes!
17:42:04 ~ <Adam> :3
17:42:27 ~ <Riley> D:
17:42:41 ~ * @Teapot points and laughs at Riley
17:42:57 ~ * Riley goes and cries in the corner
17:43:04 ~ <DatSoul> !8ball Can Riley has hugs, please? Do it for me.
17:43:06 ~ <Porygon-Z> DatSoul: The answer is def-- oooh! shiny thing!
17:43:12 ~ <DatSoul> ... Wow.
17:43:19 ~ <Riley> xDD
17:43:19 ~ <Adam> rofl
17:43:23 ~ <Adam> You guys are unlucky
17:43:31 ~ <Adam> !8ball Will you hug anyone except me?
17:43:33 ~ <Porygon-Z> Adam: NO.
17:43:41 ~ <DatSoul> Ffffff
17:43:42 ~ <Riley> xD
17:43:50 ~ <Adam> Give up now guys
17:43:53 ~ <DatSoul> !8ball Can I has hugs?
17:43:53 ~ <Adam> He's all mine
17:43:54 ~ <Porygon-Z> DatSoul: The outlook is hazy, please ask again later.
17:43:56 ~ <Adam> LOL
17:43:58 ~ <Adam> I said
17:43:58 ~ <Adam> Give up
17:43:59 ~ <Adam>
17:44:03 ~ <DatSoul> xDDD
17:44:03 ~ <@Teapot> !8ball Will you hug me? (I'll disconnect you if you don't)
17:44:04 ~ <Porygon-Z> Teapot: NO.
17:44:06 ~ <Adam> LOL
17:44:07 ~ <@Teapot> ...
17:44:10 ~ <DatSoul> ...
17:44:16 ~ <Riley> !8ball Will you give me permission to slap Adam?
17:44:17 ~ * Porygon-Z was kicked by Teapot (;_________________________________
17:44:19 ~ * Porygon-Z has joined #pokecharms
17:44:23 ~ <Riley> D:
17:44:29 ~ <Adam> Logs kthx
17:44:34 ~ <Riley> !8ball Will you give me permission to slap Adam?
17:44:35 ~ <Porygon-Z> Riley: The answer is certainly yes.
17:44:43 ~ * Riley slaps Adam
17:44:43 ~ <DatSoul> !8ball Can I has hugs now?
17:44:43 ~ <Porygon-Z> DatSoul: Maybe...
17:44:50 ~ <DatSoul> ...
17:44:57 ~ <DatSoul> Well that's a start
17:45:00 ~ <@Teapot> ... that's still no.
17:45:01 ~ <@Teapot>
17:45:02 ~ <DatSoul> And yeah someone log that
17:45:15 ~ <Riley> !8ball Can I has hugs now?
17:45:16 ~ <Porygon-Z> Riley: No chance.
17:45:21 ~ <Riley> xD
17:45:45 ~ <DatSoul> God damn.
17:46:01 ~ <DatSoul> !8ball Can Adam have another hug?
17:46:02 ~ <Porygon-Z> DatSoul: It is possible.
17:46:29 ~ <Riley> !8ball Can DatSoul have a hug?
17:46:30 ~ <Porygon-Z> Riley: No clue.
17:46:39 ~ <Adam> You guys need to stop trying :3
17:46:47 ~ <Riley> Yeah xD
17:47:24 ~ * DatSoul gets back to writing
17:48:38 ~ <Riley> Last shot
17:48:50 ~ <Riley> !8ball Can you hugs us all?
17:48:51 ~ <Porygon-Z> Riley: No chance.
17:49:29 ~ <Adam> welp
17:49:31 ~ <Adam> Nice try
17:49:44 ~ <Riley> xD
17:49:47 ~ <@Teapot> aaaand I think it's made the point.
17:50:11 ~ <Riley> !8ball Will you answer all my questions with no?
17:50:12 ~ <Porygon-Z> Riley: Obviously.

 

[Coreysawrus]

<Porygon-Z>: Scanning for nuclear access codes. Please stand by.
<Riley>: ...

Oh shit, son.

 

[Dark Soul]

20:53 *** BlackKyurem joined #pokecharms
20:53 BlackKyurem folks
20:53 Teapot hihi
20:54 BlackKyurem loser
20:54 *** BlackKyurem was kicked by Teapot (Same to you! ^^)

 

[Toastie]

<StellarWind>: either way
<StellarWind>: the next person to mention anything vaguely related to statistics
<StellarWind>: gets a face full of armblades.
<StellarWind>: ....
<StellarWind>: knowing charms
<StellarWind>: the probability of someone making a statistics related comment now just to test this out approaches 100%-
<StellarWind>: fuck
<StellarWind>: i just did it myself, didn't I?
<StellarWind>: oh well.
<Toastie>: Time to armblade yourself
*** StellarWind was kicked by StellarWind (*applies armblade to face*)

The more you know.

 

[Dark Soul]

<DatSoul> What does Batman like to put in his drink?
<DatSoul> JUST ICE.
* You have been kicked from #pokecharms by DoctorOak (DoctorOak)
<SirRed> Well I guess it depends on the drink
* You have been kicked from Pokecharms by Teapot (GET OUT)
<SirRed> Some drinks don't go well with ice
* You have been kicked from #pokecharms by KoL (You suck)
* You have been kicked from #pokecharms by SirRed (I'm Batman!)

EDIT; Right afterwards...

<DatSoul> ...
<DatSoul> Kicked by four different mods within one minute.
<SirRed> Footballing like crazy xD
<DatSoul> That has to be a record xD
<KoL> I doubt it
<DatSoul> I wasn´t expecting THAT much of kickback.
<KoL> Your joke was that bad
<SirRed> xD
<Teapot> it triggered our kick instincts
<KoL> The only way you could have made it worse would be to make it MLP-related
<Teapot> well yes
<Teapot> but we'd still be kicking you if that were the case
<DoctorOak> I'd have just banned you
<DatSoul> xD
<KoL> I'm honestly amazed that no-one speaks of MLP in here
* You have been kicked from #pokecharms by Stellarwind(Slooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow-poke.)
<SirRed> XDDD
<DatSoul> ... xDDD
<KoL> You deserved that too

 

[Shiny Motley]

I've gotten worse, I think. |D *foreverfootball*

 

[StellarWind Elsydeon]

[100]«Dinova» go ahead thenkill it
[100]«Dinova» gokill it woth ire
[100]«Dinova» ...
·StellarWind· It fucked off already XD
[100]«Dinova» what the hell just happened to my keynoard
[100]«SirRed» That
[100]«Dinova» AARGH!!
·StellarWind· ... Keynoard! XD
·StellarWind· The lesser-known relative of the Keyboar!
·StellarWind· (Keyboards are swinish things.)
* Dinova forcefully downloads spellche l to brain
[100]«Dinova» ...
·StellarWind· .... wow. XD
[100]«Dinova» GODDAMMIT
* StellarWind logs this like the fist of an angry god.

 

[Carmen Lopez]

[23] <Tailon> I am now listening to the HTTYD Soundtrack
[23] <Tailon> so much hnnnnnnnnnnnnnng
[23] <%SirRed> ...I have no idea what that is supposed to stand for :|
[23] <Tailon> How To Train Your Dragon
[23] <%SirRed> How The Titans Yanked Dandee?
[23] <%SirRed> Oh..

 

[Dark Soul]

<Karu> I'm going to [Censored] [Censored], so we can [Censored] the [Censored] because [Censored].
<Karu> =|
<SirRed> That's a lot of fucking :x
<DatSoul> ^
<Karu> xD
<Shocari> XD
<Karu> Also I still want my Spoon.
<Shocari> Seems like a solid plan.
<Shocari> Fuck everything in sight.
<DatSoul> With a spoon.
<Karu> Though the one genuine snag? xD
<Karu> It may be too early.
<Karu> Or
<Karu> PREMATURE.
<Karu>
<SirRed> Premature ejacu-8
<SirRed> *shot*
<DatSoul> We can´t even keep a game-related side channel on topic. xD
<DatSoul> Crazy and proud of it, folks.
<Karu> xD
<DatSoul> But yeah what do you guys think of Zekrom
<Shocari> I like my women the way I like my coffee
<Shocari> Hot and strong
<Shocari> With a spoon in them
<Shocari> :V
<SirRed> I like my women how I like my coffee
<SirRed> Bitter and cold
<DatSoul> Are Josh and Riley still higher priority?
<DatSoul> I like my women the way I like my coffee.
<DatSoul> Ground up and in the freezer.
<SirRed> I like my women how I like my coffee
<SirRed> Black and sassy
<SirRed> ...wait
<Shocari> I like my girls the way I like my wine
<Karu> I like my women the way I like my hot chocolate.
<Teapot> I like my women how I like my coffee.
<Shocari> White and twelve years old
<Karu> XD !
<Teapot> I don't like coffee.
<SirRed> xD
<Shocari> XD
<Riley> xD
<DatSoul> xD

Note that this was in the Mafia channel. xD

 

[Stark]

01:20:26 ~ <@StellarWind> Even in an alternate universe, I am not a Melon!~

 

[Coreysawrus]

<Hatman>: I wonder if there's a LOTN gadget.
<Hatman>: I'm not sure what kind of gadget that'd be, though :x
<Riley>: Could be xD
<Riley>: A vibrator? Handcuffs?
<Linkachu>: ..............
Linkachu died inside reading that XD

 

[ShinyZekrom009]

Fun with 8ball.

<ShinyZekrom>: It's trying to make you feel better by lying. Stupid robot.

<ShinyZekrom>: !8ball are you stupid

<Riley>: xD Won't be the first time

<Porygon-Z>: ShinyZekrom: The answer is certainly yes.

<ShinyZekrom>: XD

<Riley>: xDD

<ShinyZekrom>: Logging that small part.

<Riley>: !8ball Will you tell us who all the Mafia are?

<Porygon-Z>: Riley: No chance.

 

[Joshawott]

ShinyZekrom spoons Porygon-Z to life
ShinyZekrom then spoons him to death

Note to self don't start spooning with Zekrom

 

[ShinyZekrom009]

Tis a deadly weapon, and should you take up arms with one, pray you do not face me.

 

[ShinyZekrom009]

More 8ball antics and general goofing off.

<ShinyZekrom>: !8ball will Riley die a painful death?

<Porygon-Z>: ShinyZekrom: Yes!

<ShinyZekrom>: XDDD

<Riley>: Oh noes D:

<ShinyZekrom>: !8ball will I die a painful death?

<Porygon-Z>: ShinyZekrom: About as likely as pigs flying.

<ShinyZekrom>: Yay!

<Riley>: xDD

ShinyZekrom shoots the flying pig he sees in the distance

<Riley>: !8ball will my teammate kill Zekrom in the night?

<Porygon-Z>: Riley: The answer is a resounding no.

<Riley>: :<

<Riley>: I'll laugh if they do

<ShinyZekrom>: You better not tell him/her to do so just cuz of this, or I will haunt your ghost.

<ShinyZekrom>: I will bring you back to life, clone you, then kill you again, then reanimate so you can watch me kill all your clones, then kill you again.

<ShinyZekrom>: *you

<Riley>: xD Sounds fun

<Riley>: !8ball Porygon-Z will all the deaths tonight be Mafia members?

<Porygon-Z>: Riley: Come again?

<Riley>: !8ball Porygon-Z will all the deaths tonight be Mafia members?

<Porygon-Z>: Riley: The outlook is hazy, please ask again later.

<ShinyZekrom>: !8ball are you a liar?

<Riley>: !8ball Porygon-Z will all the deaths tonight be Mafia members?

<Porygon-Z>: Riley: No chance.

<Porygon-Z>: ShinyZekrom: No chance.

<ShinyZekrom>: He just hates us right now.

<Riley>: So a townie will die tonight

ShinyZekrom spoons Porygon-Z to life

<Riley>: Yep

<Riley>: And o-o

ShinyZekrom then spoons him to death

ShinyZekrom will commit suicide with a spoon if surrounded by zombies

<ShinyZekrom>: !8ball do you want to be spooned to death?

<Riley>: I logged you spooning

<Riley>: Nearly put it on OOC

<Porygon-Z>: ShinyZekrom: About as likely as pigs flying.

<ShinyZekrom>: and that proves how dangerous it is.

<Riley>: I just have images of you and pory spooning each other

<ShinyZekrom>: I am very deadly ith one. Give me a spoon, and I will kill every last army that Porygon-Z sends at me.

(And later)....................

<ShinyZekrom>: Mine is a deadly extension of my arm, which I use to annihilate all who oppose me.

<ShinyZekrom>: !8ball do you fear my spoon?

<Porygon-Z>: ShinyZekrom: I doubt it very much.

<ShinyZekrom>: Curses!

<Riley>: xDD

<Riley>: So much for the spoon

<ShinyZekrom>: you will regret those words

ShinyZekrom duels to the death with Porygon-Z, via spoons.

ShinyZekrom emerges victorious

<Riley>: !8ball do you fear Zekrom's spoon?

<Porygon-Z>: Riley: It is possible.

<ShinyZekrom>: Hah!

<ShinyZekrom>: NOW he fears it.

<Riley>: !8ball did you die from Zekrom's spoon?

<Porygon-Z>: Riley: Obviously.

<ShinyZekrom>: See

<ShinyZekrom>: !8ball are you ready to apologize

<Riley>: xD

<Porygon-Z>: ShinyZekrom: The answer is certainly yes.

<ShinyZekrom>: Thank you.

<Riley>: I'm a ghost so spoons don't effect me

<ShinyZekrom>: The Spector Spoon does. It is a light type +8 attack weapon that works effectively on ghosts.

<ShinyZekrom>: !8ball will my spoon kill Riley?

<Porygon-Z>: ShinyZekrom: No chance.

<ShinyZekrom>: what?

<ShinyZekrom>: !8ball will my spoon kill Riley?

<Porygon-Z>: ShinyZekrom: Yes!

<Riley>: Ahahaha

<Riley>: Naww

<Riley>: !8ball Will I stop Zekrom's spoon?

<ShinyZekrom>: Oh, so now you're afraid, so you're changing what you said.

<Porygon-Z>: Riley: No chance.

<Riley>: D:

<ShinyZekrom>: Stupid robot

<ShinyZekrom>: !8ball are you a liar?

<Porygon-Z>: ShinyZekrom: No.

<ShinyZekrom>: Hah! He lies!

<Riley>: He is lying but we can't tell if he is lying

<Riley>: Lying paradox

<ShinyZekrom>: Or, you could be lying about whether or not he lied to me, and I lied about whether or not he lied, and you're lying about me lying about him lying.

<ShinyZekrom>: !8ball could you not sort of possibly not be what you kinda of not already never will will be?

<Porygon-Z>: ShinyZekrom: _I_ don't know.

ShinyZekrom loves confusing idiotic robots

<Riley>: xDD

<ShinyZekrom>: !8ball am I ugly?

<Porygon-Z>: ShinyZekrom: The answer is a resounding no.

<ShinyZekrom>: !8ball is Riley ugly?

<Porygon-Z>: ShinyZekrom: Unlikely.

<ShinyZekrom>: But there's a slim chance!

<ShinyZekrom>: !8ball are you ugly?

<Porygon-Z>: ShinyZekrom: NO!

<Riley>: I know a question that will tell us if he is wrong

<ShinyZekrom>: He's in denial!

<Riley>: !8ball Am I single?

<Porygon-Z>: Riley: What are you asking me for?

<Riley>: !8ball Am I single?

<Porygon-Z>: Riley: Obviously.

<Riley>: He is right

<ShinyZekrom>: !8ball am I single?

<Porygon-Z>: ShinyZekrom: NO!

<Riley>: !8ball Am I being chatted up by mexicans on Tumblr?

<Porygon-Z>: Riley: The outlook is hazy, please ask again later.

<ShinyZekrom>: Well, you're right, but you don't haveto scream in my face.

<Riley>: !8ball Am I being chatted up by mexicans on Tumblr?

<Porygon-Z>: Riley: I doubt it very much.

<Riley>: He is wrong now xD

ShinyZekrom kicks the robot in the leg, repeatedly

<ShinyZekrom>: !8ball are you a stupid robot who doesn't have the gift of prophecy?

<Porygon-Z>: ShinyZekrom: You're kidding, right?

<Riley>: !8ball Was Petey your creator?

<ShinyZekrom>: !8ball are you a stupid robot that doesn't have the gift of prophecy?

<Porygon-Z>: Riley: It shall be.

<Porygon-Z>: ShinyZekrom: Come again?

<ShinyZekrom>: Gah!

<Riley>: !8ball Are you stupid and tell false prophecies?

<Porygon-Z>: Riley: _I_ don't know.

<ShinyZekrom>: !8ball are you a stupid robot who doesn't have the gift of prophecy?

<Riley>: !8ball Are you stupid and tell false prophecies?

<Porygon-Z>: Riley: The outlook is good.

<Porygon-Z>: ShinyZekrom: No clue.

<ShinyZekrom>: Curse you, Porygon-Z!

<Riley>: xDD

ShinyZekrom gathers a militia of spoon wielding maniacs are obliterates the robot

<ShinyZekrom>: *and

<ShinyZekrom>: !8ball do you hate me

<Porygon-Z>: ShinyZekrom: The outlook is hazy, please ask again later.

<Riley>: xDD

<ShinyZekrom>: !8ball is it later?

<Porygon-Z>: ShinyZekrom: No clue.

<ShinyZekrom>: !8ball are you worthless?

<Porygon-Z>: ShinyZekrom: Come again?

<ShinyZekrom>: !8ball do you evade the question?

<Porygon-Z>: ShinyZekrom: The answer is certainly yes.

<ShinyZekrom>: HAH!

<ShinyZekrom>: !8ball have you just lost?

<Porygon-Z>: ShinyZekrom: The answer is certainly yes.

ShinyZekrom fist pumps

 

[Joshawott]

Night well spent xD

 

[ShinyZekrom009]

Yes. The misadventures of a spoon-wielding maniac, his funny friend who tags along, and the stupid robot who may or may not have the gift of prophecy. Yeah, I definitely didn't waste time XD.

 

[Dwayna DragonFire]

We all randomly decided to be Shiny PokeMon on chat. Then this happened.

*** KoL is now known as ShinyNME
<ShinyFlygon>: Congratulation
<ShinyNME>: I AM SHINY ROBOT
<ShinyBlastoise>: BAM
<ShinyFlygon>: A winner is you
<ShinyNME>: EVIL TWIN OF R2D2
<ShinyNME>: SUCK ON MY PINGAS-SHAPED MISSILES OF DOOM
<ShinyBlastoise>: Awwww, lookit the cute little robot :3
*** Shiny was kicked by ShinyNME (*BOOM*)
<ShinyJoshawott>: xD
<ShinyNME>: BEEP, BOOP
<ShinyNME>: WHIRR
ShinyFlygon giggles
<ShinyWobbuffet>: hahaha
<ShinyFlygon>: Hello dear
<ShinyBlastoise>: ...Oh shit
ShinyNME tries to wave, but has no arms to do so
ShinyNME fires missiles instead
*** ShinyBlastoise was kicked by ShinyNME (*BOOM*)
ShinyBlastoise tries to wave back, but his arms have now been blown off
<ShinyNME>: ARMS ARE OVERRATED
ShinyFlygon giggles more
<ShinySolrock>: Some Blastoise you are
<ShinyNME>: WHIRR
<ShinySolrock>: Broken shell?
ShinyNME rolls away for maintenance and ammo restocking
<ShinyBlastoise>: B-b-but he's a robot D:
ShinyJoshawott only has hands
*** ShinySolrock was kicked by ShinyNME (*BOOM*)
<ShinyNME>: I HAVE RETURNED
<ShinyNME>: BEEP BOOP
<ShinyNME>: IF ONLY TO DO THAT
<ShinyFlygon>: ilu dear XD
ShinyFlygon uses magic on guns to make them... magic guns
<ShinyFlygon>: Now you don't need ammo!
<ShinyNME>: UNIT SCANS "LOVE"
<ShinyNME>: UNIT CANNOT DECIPER
<ShinyNME>: UNIT HAS AWFUL SPELLING
<ShinyFlygon>: XDDD
ShinyWobbuffet giggles
ShinyNME performs a CPU scan
ShinyJoshawott prepares scalchops
<ShinyNME>: YOU DARE CHALLENGE NME?
ShinyBlastoise readies cannons
<ShinyBlastoise>: Yeah buddy
ShinyNME enters battle mode
<ShinyNME>: HOMING SYSTEM ONLINE
ShinyJoshawott prepares scalchops to make a sand castle
<ShinyNME>: GUNNER SYSTEMS ONLINE
*** ShinyBlastoise was kicked by ShinyNME (*BOOM*)
ShinyNME blows up the sand castle with a missile
<ShinyBlastoise>: HAHAH! YOUR PUNY GUNS ARE NO MATCH FOR MY AUTOJOIN!
<ShinyJoshawott>: Oh noes
<ShinyNME>: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE
<ShinyFlygon>: oh gods XD
<ShinyNME>: UNLIMITED AMMO MEANS UNLIMITED OFFENSIVE CAPABILITY
<ShinyBlastoise>: You may have guns...
<ShinyBlastoise>: You may have rockets...
<ShinyBlastoise>: But, will you ever have feelings?
<ShinyNME>: NO
<ShinyNME>: ROBOTS ARE NOT PROGRAMMED TO HAVE FEELINGS
<ShinyFlygon>: Nice try XD
<ShinyNME>: ESPECIALLY ONES MADE IN THE EARLY 90'S OUT OF OLD, METAL DUSTBINS
<ShinyJoshawott>: xDD
<ShinyNME>: (FUCK MY CREATORS FOR DOING THIS AND PROGRAMMING ME NOT TO BETRAY THEM)
<ShinyFlygon>: You could always get someone to re-write your programming
ShinyNME is suddenly knocked over by the dynamic entry of ShinyDarian
<ShinyBlastoise>: Yeah, get Pory to do it or something
*** ShinyNME is now known as ShinyDarian
<ShinyDarian>: LUNCHBOXES!
<ShinyBlastoise>: WAIT WHAT
<ShinyFlygon>: XDDDD
<ShinyJoshawott>: o-o
*** ShinyBlastoise was kicked by ShinyDarian (*Lunchbox'd*)
<ShinyJoshawott>: xDD
<ShinyBlastoise>: The fook is this o_o
ShinyFlygon is dying
<ShinyDarian>: I am Darian, master of lunchboxes
<ShinyDarian>: Specifically, burying them
<ShinyDarian>: I am very good at that
<ShinyDarian>: In fact, no-one is better
ShinyJoshawott joins SF in the dying with laughter
<ShinyFlygon>: This needs to be logged.
<ShinyDarian>: My best technique is to blow a person up so that they can be shoved into a lunchbox
<ShinyDarian>: And then bury the lunchbox
<ShinyDarian>: No-one can possibly survive it
<ShinyBlastoise>: Oh god! I'm toast!
ShinyDarian is blown up by ShinyNME
*** ShinyDarian is now known as ShinyNME
<ShinyNME>: SUCH DISRESPECT IS NOT TOLERATED
<ShinyNME>: FUCK YOU DARIAN
<ShinyNME>: YOU PIECE OF DICK SHIT
<ShinyDarian>: Robots aren't meant to attack their creators!
<ShinyNME>: FUCK YOU, YOU MADE ME OUT OF A BIN
<ShinyNME>: YOU GAVE ME THE WORST AND MOST AWFUL PUN FOR A NAME EVER!
<ShinyNME>: YOU MUST DIE!
<ShinyNME>: EAT PINGAS MISSILE YOU FUCKING CUNTBAG!!
*** ShinyDarian was kicked by ShinyNME (*BOOM*)
<ShinyNME>: YAY

 

[Stark]

15:55:35 ~ <@StellarWind> who in the name of zark needs a mass of chocolate heavy enough to kill a person if dropped carelessly from a building?

 

[ShinyZekrom009]

I do.

And also, it's nice to see others embrace the Shininess. I just wish I'd been there, but I've been busy.

 

[Blazi]

<Samisa>: Still. Something squiggly and alive did horrid things in her food hole. D:
<baratron>: Samisa: plenty of human women, and men, receive squiggly things in their food hole several times per month, entirely voluntarily.
<Blazi>: ...
<Blazi>: xD
<ShinyZekrom>: XD
StellarWind THUDS XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
<baratron>: is squid sperm fundamentally more revolting than human?
<baratron>: it's all protein

I got rid of all the stuff that didn't really have to do with the above

 

[ShinyZekrom009]

While we were waiting...

<Joshey>: So looking at GnR songs the name look like it will be; Dead Horse, Live and Let Die, Knockin' on Heavens Door or Sympathy for the Devil

<Joshey>: I would go Sympathy for the Devil because have you seen some of the horrors which are dead ;D xD

<ShinyZekrom>: I'm not good at remembering rock song titles, so I only recall "Live and Let Die" out of these four at the moment

<Joshey>: I used wikipedia ;D

<ShinyZekrom>: Sympathy for te Devil would be good ;D

<Joshey>: Yep, because come on you have to be sympathetic to anyone who has to put up with Riley and Katie xD

<ShinyZekrom>: XD

Sorry guys, but I don't think the Devil can put up with you guys anymore ;D

 

[Joshawott]

Joshey steals ice cream milkshakes
<ShinyZekrom>: give me milkshake please
<ShinyZekrom>: o.o
<Joshey>: My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard ;D

 

[Teapot]

In which we speculate that Pokémon X and Y are situated in France:

[tt][12:24:52] Satoren: I got a europe vibe from the game
[12:24:55] Adam: Pikachu nuked the Eiffel tower at the start
[12:24:59] Adam: if that's anything to go by
[12:25:00] Satoren: specifically france~
[12:25:02] Adam: he was sat in paris
[12:25:02] Adam: I think
[12:25:03] Adam: yeah
[12:25:05] BuddyGuy: something that look like it
[12:25:26] BuddyGuy: when the player is skating we see a tower in the background that resembles it somewhat
[12:25:37] Riley: There best be more than France in this game xD
[12:25:54] Virgil: I want to eat baguettes with Froakie
[12:25:59] Adam: BAGUETTE POKEMON
[12:26:01] Adam: NEXT LEVEL
[12:26:05] @Teapot: HON HON HON
[12:26:14] Adam: TRES OUI MON AMIS
[12:26:22] @Teapot: WE ARE LE EVIL TEAM, WE WILL LE STEAL YOUR POKEMONS!
[12:26:29] Adam: WE SURRENDER![/tt]

 

[baratron]

In which people actually DISCUSS POKEMON! :O

[tt][23] * KoL has done extensive research today, and has concluded that Chespin will evolve into a Grass/Dragon-type
[23] <StellarWind> Chespin will evolve into Grass/What The Christ type
[23] <KoL> It'll be Grass/Dragon
[23] <StellarWind> meanwhile Fennekin will evolve to Fire/Goddamn Furries
[23] <StellarWind> and Froakie will evolve into Water/FROG.
[23] <KoL> I know this because Ridley did it
[23] <Rain> grass/dark
[23] <StellarWind> actually
[23] <KoL> His base form is a furby
[23] <StellarWind> they're all going to evolve into fire/fighting.
[23] <StellarWind> ALL OF THEM
[23] <KoL> XD
[23] <Yoshimitsu> hmmmm
[23] <Rain> trollkemon
[23] <KoL> Your starter final forms will just be Blaziken, Infernape and Emboar
[23] <KoL> Again
[23] <Yoshimitsu> plot twist: they all turn out to be fire/fighting
[23] <KoL> Plot Twist: Turns out Blastoise, Venusaur and Charizard were all secretly Fire/Fighting too
[23] <Rain> that's what Stel said XD
[23] <StellarWind> Rainy: RX and El both made comments to that line before XD
[23] <StellarWind> i've also seen it on Tumblr
[23] <StellarWind> so yeah XD
[23] <KoL> Arceus will get a new plate
[23] <Rain> oh sorry
[23] * Rain head computers
[23] <KoL> It'll make Arceus be able to become Fire/Fighting
[23] <StellarWind> it's called the BURNING FIST PLATE
[23] <baratron> hahaha
[23] <StellarWind> THIS HAND OF MINE IS BURNING RED, etc.
[23] <Samisa> Burning Fist Plate; Make every fire type dual fighting. D:
[23] <KoL> They'll also make a move similar to the one that turns enemies into Water-types
[23] * Samisa watches a Charizard put on boxing gloves.
[23] <Samisa> ; o;
[23] <KoL> ...it turns the enemy into Fire/Fighting
[23] <KoL> Also, all Fire/Fighting-types come with a new, hidden ability
[23] <KoL> If Ditto transforms into any one of them, it becomes Fire/Fighting permanently
[23] <Samisa> xD
[23] <StellarWind> and on that combustible note
[23] <StellarWind> time for me to recharge.
[23] <KoL> Your charger is now Fire/Fighting
[23] * StellarWind waves and vanishes in a flash of FIRE. And a flurry of fists. On fire.
[23] <KoL> As demonstrated
[23] * StellarWind has quit (Quit: FIRE/FIGHTING FOR EVERYONE!)
[23] <Yoshimitsu> a falcon punch?
[23] <KoL> THIS TYPING IS FOR EVERYONE!!
[23] <Samisa> http://i.imgur.com/q09WX.jpg
[23] <KoL> Captain Falcon is Fire/Fighting
[23] <baratron> rotfl
[23] <KoL> So basically Pokemon is trying to ride his coattails
[23] <KoL> Game Freak has been overcome by the Captain's manliness and testosterone
[23] * Tailon has quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
[23] <Yoshimitsu> the same cannot be said for tailon
[23] <KoL> He's a wuss, he just can't handle it[/tt]

 

[StellarWind Elsydeon]

In which Tumblr:

[100]«Teapot» Basically
[100]«Teapot» Humans are really strange creatures.
[100]«DatSoul» Yeah.
[100]«DatSoul» We know THAT. |D
[100]«Teapot» (I'd know, I'm a teapot! ;D
[100]«Teapot» *)
·StellarWind· XD
·StellarWind· Truly
·StellarWind· now all you need
·StellarWind· is a group of dickbags on tumblr
·StellarWind· who'd make fun of you as a teapot otherkin
* Teapot is ttly a teapot kin
[100]«Teapot» *teapotkin
[100]«Teapot» And frankly? Tumblr dickbags can suck my spout.
·StellarWind· "Gerddermn ermmergrernts frerm China!"
·StellarWind· "... China the country or China the porcelain?"
·StellarWind· "BOTH!"
·StellarWind· "THAT'S RACIST AGAINST PORCELAIN!"
·StellarWind· "NOW I'M GOING TO BLOG ABOUT IT FOR FIVE HORUS"
·StellarWind· "HORUS?! THAT'S RACIST AGAINST EGYPTIANS AND DYSLEXICS!"
[100]«Yoshimitsu» i don't think there are words to describe how good that nap was
·StellarWind· "EGYPTIANS?! THAT'S RACIST AGAINST YU-GI-OH!"
·StellarWind· "HAH! YOUR RACISM TRIGGERED MY TRAP CARD!"
·StellarWind· "YOU SHOULD HAVE PUT A TRAP CARD TRIGGER WARNING THERE!"
[100]«Teapot» I am going to write a 6000 word rant about how people ranting about social issues is annoying.
·StellarWind· YES XD
[100]«Teapot» I will then morph into a crate full of hippos.
·StellarWind· Exactly!
·StellarWind· ... and then
[100]«DatSoul» YU-GI-OH? THAT´S RACIST AGAINST BAKUGAN FANS!
·StellarWind· someone will blog about how putting hippos in crates is a crime against their basic freedoms!
[100]«Yoshimitsu» why are you being a social justice parody blog?
[100]«Teapot» I don't remember.
·StellarWind· .. neither do I!
[100]«Teapot» It seemed like a good idea at the time.
·StellarWind· THAT'S RACIST AGAINST PEOPLE WITH MEMORY ISSUES!
[100]«Yoshimitsu» hardcore judgement at you both
·StellarWind· DON'T APPROPRIATE THEIR CULTURE
[100]«Yoshimitsu» in other news
·StellarWind· ....
·StellarWind· JUDGEMENT?!
·StellarWind· THAT'S RACIST AGAINST ARCEUS!
[100]«Yoshimitsu» i didn't have to do my performance today
[100]«Teapot» THAT
·StellarWind· MEH MEH MEH
[100]«Teapot» GODDAMMIT STEL
·StellarWind· I couldn't resist! xDDD
[100]«Teapot» YOUR INB4S ARE RACIST TOWARDS SLOW TYPERS
·StellarWind· oh gods this is all getting logged, and i dont' care if that's triggery to some trees

Edit: And later...

* StellarWind proceeds to post the entire damn log to Tumblr
·StellarWind· BRING ME MY FLAMMENWURFER
·StellarWind· I'M WALKING STRAIGHT INTO A FLAME WAR
[100]«Teapot» It's alright! I identify as flame resistant!
[100]«DatSoul» Do it Stel xD
·StellarWind· XDDDD
·StellarWind· I love this place
·StellarWind· That is all

~*~

·StellarWind· ...
·StellarWind· more importantly
·StellarWind· WHAT THE FUCK IS A WINKING GIRAFFE DOING ON MY DASH
<StellarWind> http://25.media.tumblr.com/b0741763b583 ... r1_500.gif
[100]«Samisa» xD
[100]«baratron» why does a fish need a bicycle?
·StellarWind· because the level of pollution cars make is off the scale.
·StellarWind· it may also want to work on its a-gill-ity.
* Samisa breaths pot pie-y fire. D':
[100]«Samisa» I should've waiting before trying to eat it.
[100]«Samisa» waited*
<newnick> Rain|Away (Mibbit@SystemNet-DD6E7FD0.dsl.chi2ca.sbcglobal.net) has morphed to "Rain" 3:13am IST
·StellarWind· could have been worse. it could have tried to eat you.
·StellarWind· welcome back, Rainy
[100]«Rain» so I was reading chat to recap and read 'WINKING GIRAFFE DONG'

~*~

[100]«DatSoul» Did you guys read about the Australian guy who was allowed to wear a siff over his head in his driver license photo because he stated he was a follower of the Flying Spaghetti Monster?
[100]«Teapot» DatSoul: A diff? You mean a sieve?
[100]«Adam» sieve, yes
[100]«Teapot» *siff
[100]«DatSoul» ...
[100]«DatSoul» Je ne parle pas Anglese
[100]«DatSoul» >>
[100]«DatSoul» <<
[100]«DatSoul» I think I spelt THAT wrong too
[100]«DatSoul» Goddamnit
·StellarWind· DS: Anglais, I believe?
[100]«Teapot» ^
[100]«DatSoul» FFFFFFF.
<quit> DatSoul (DarkSoul@SystemNet-A5EFC41B.chello.nl) has QUIT 9:43pm IST "Quit: /ragequit"
·StellarWind· ...... XDDDDDDDDDDD
[100]«Teapot» ...
[100]«Teapot» well
[100]«Teapot» when in a hole...
<join> DatSoul (DarkSoul@SystemNet-A5EFC41B.chello.nl) has JOINED #pokecharms 9:43pm IST
* StellarWind presents DS with the Golden Diglett award.
·StellarWind· for digging oneself into a hole far beyond the call of duty.

 

[Stark]

16:49:10 ~ <@baratron> BEARDS

 

[StellarWind Elsydeon]

[100]«DoctorOak» DOOM HAS A PLOT?!
[100]«Teapot» ...
[100]«KoL» Yup, so does Hexen apparently
[100]«Teapot» yes
[100]«Teapot» Doom has intermission screens with actual writing on them.
[100]«KoL» (Still a better plot than Other M)
·StellarWind· Huh
·StellarWind· actually
[100]«Teapot» hey
·StellarWind· nothing in Doom happens on Mars Proper o_o
[100]«Teapot» Doom was a tale of one man murdering hundreds of hellspawn
[100]«KoL» It happens on Mars's moons
·StellarWind· its' Phobos, followed by Deimos, then Hell.
·StellarWind· yes.
[100]«DoctorOak» Doom wasn't a game about trying really, really hard not to use Godmode and failing after 30 minutes?
[100]«KoL» I get the feeling these games were made due to John Romero's need to demonstrate his manliness to the world
·StellarWind· Doom 2 is all on Earth
[100]«Teapot» pfft
[100]«Teapot» shows what I know, then, StellarWind
·StellarWind· well, it's literally CALLED Hell on Earth XD
[100]«KoL» Earth merged with Hell if the plot is to be believed
[100]«KoL» After a certain point it becomes that anyway
[100]«KoL» Hence "Hell on Earth"
·StellarWind· Either way
·StellarWind· it's fucking ridiculous
·StellarWind· the lot of it
[100]«Teapot» well yeah
·StellarWind· and then you get to kill John Romero's head
[100]«KoL» Like I said, just John Romero living his fantasies
[100]«Teapot» this was before anyone making a FPS had learned what a "plot" was
[100]«KoL» ...fantasies where he is killed as the final boss of the game
·StellarWind· ... XD
·StellarWind· well
[100]«KoL» Which would prevent him from making Daikatana in the future
[100]«Teapot» TO BEAT THE GAME, YOU MUST KILL ME, JOHN ROMERO!
[100]«KoL» Suddenly it all makes sense
·StellarWind· ... XDDDD
·StellarWind· unfortunately
·StellarWind· apparently all the shrapnel gave him brain damage
·StellarWind· and that
·StellarWind· is how Daikatana came to be
[100]«Teapot» well
[100]«Teapot» his head WAS impaled on a spike
[100]«KoL» He was probably making Daikatana while impaled on the spike and having rockets shot at him
[100]«KoL» No wonder the game turned up late (and shit)
[100]«Dwayna» ... wow
[100]«Dwayna» that explains so much
·StellarWind· ... XDDD
[100]«Teapot» I have to wonder, though
[100]«KoL» It's also more funny if you imagine that one Revenant on the final boss's platform as his girlfriend
[100]«Teapot» how did his head get there before Doomguy show---
[100]«Teapot» oh
[100]«Teapot» okay
[100]«KoL» ...who you will then kill brutally
[100]«KoL» Well technically Romero is Doomguy as well, after all this is his story and fantasy
[100]«Teapot» ...
[100]«KoL» Romeroception, naturally
[100]«Teapot» hold on
[100]«Teapot» … do you think Yoshio Sakamoto ever played Doom?
[100]«KoL» Probably, there's no women in it after all
[100]«Teapot» because I am seeing sources of inspiration here
[100]«Teapot» I mean
[100]«Teapot» it's every possibility that Adam is Sakamoto's selfinsert
[100]«Teapot» (not you, Adam)
[100]«KoL» Who then blows himself up, if only the real Sakamoto would do the same
·StellarWind· ...
·StellarWind· you know
·StellarWind· it just occurs to me
·StellarWind· What happens if they do the fusion da-
·StellarWind· SAKAMERO.
·StellarWind· TRUE FUCKING TERROR RIGHT THERE
[100]«KoL» Good lord
[100]«Dwayna» Ye gods.
[100]«Teapot» meanwhile
[100]«Teapot» the world ends
[100]«KoL» Sakamero would be the most misogynistic and tasteless creature to ever exist
·StellarWind· He would authorize making the world his bitch?
<join> Rain (Mibbit@SystemNet-AB49D09E.dsl.chi2ca.sbcglobal.net) has JOINED #pokecharms 1:02am IST
[100]«Teapot» and, well
[100]«Teapot» we have the internet
[100]«KoL» He'll probably be the final boss in the new Rise of the Triad game
[100]«Teapot» that's saying a lot
·StellarWind· ... XD
[100]«KoL» He'd authorize sucking it down too
* Dwayna giggles
·StellarWind· to make matters even best
[100]«KoL» Then he goes and sacrifices himself to blow up the Icon of Sin, just to make sure the plot of the game makes no sense
·StellarWind· the main character would be Iris in a suit that manages to fall apart every five seconds who can summon Deathwing.
·StellarWind· FROM HER HAIR.
·StellarWind· SENTIENT FUCKING DRAGONCHIN HAIR.
·StellarWind· ...
·StellarWind· wait.
·StellarWind· that sounds like Bayonetta.
[100]«Teapot» ...
·StellarWind· but nine thousand times more annoying
[100]«Teapot» Welp.
[100]«KoL» Can't Deathwing be Ridley?
·StellarWind· ... we can't have her have panic attacks every time her hair screams in a jersey accent!
[100]«KoL» Deathwing with the Ridley voice would sell by the bucketload
·StellarWind· .. or we coud
·StellarWind· could*
[100]«Riley» -.- This weather is making my WiFi be really slow
·StellarWind· this IS a Sakamero game, the gameplay doesn't matter
[100]«KoL» Sakamero would approve of Iris having panic attacks when facing Deathley
·StellarWind· HE DOES NOT APPROVE OF DECENT GAMEPLAY
·StellarWind· ... yes XD
·StellarWind· and then things explode
[100]«Teapot» Iris doesn't have enough intelligence to panic
[100]«Dwayna» Worst game ever. 10/10
[100]«KoL» Then Deathwing is killed offscreen by the devil worshipper priest from Hexen
·StellarWind· and then
·StellarWind· the entire game is consumed by a Dopefish.
[100]«KoL» Then you fight the devil worshipper priest as buildup to the final boss
[100]«KoL» ...and then yes, Dopefish eats the game
·StellarWind· meanwhile the world collectively wonders what the watch did it just fuck.
[100]«Dwayna» Sad thing is, I think we would all play that.
·StellarWind· ... yyyyyyyyyyyup.
[100]«KoL» The final boss is Gutsman's ass, which is somehow inside Dopefish
·StellarWind· TO BEAT THE GAME YOU MUST DEFEAT ME- DAH NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
[100]«KoL» ...except Gutsman's ass is killed in a cutscene instead by Bimmy and his Dunsparce
·StellarWind· ... best. ending. ever.
[100]«Dwayna» ... YES
[100]«KoL» Depriving you of the final battle and everyone lives happily ever after
·StellarWind· Except for Bimmy, who still needs a few bage more.
·StellarWind· but that's a sequel hook.
[100]«KoL» Then you go back to Dopefish's stomach for no reason and then you have to fight DIALG for absolutely no reason before escaping
·StellarWind· ah yes, the secret time boss
·StellarWind· sort of like Phantoon in Other Derp
[100]«KoL» Bimmy will return in the sequel or something
[100]«Dwayna» Guys, I think you created the best worst game ever.
[100]«KoL» Naturally, because you killed the god of time, the self-destruct sequence (which is TIMED) will happen
·StellarWind· I think it's safe to say that that is what we do.
·StellarWind· XD
[100]«KoL» Except because the god of time is dead, the timer stays at 5:00 forever
[100]«KoL» So, there we go, Sakamero's creation, the best game ever
·StellarWind· ... somewhere, a grovyle and a dusknoir are weping.
·StellarWind· weeping*
* Dwayna slowclaps
[100]«KoL» Daikatana Other M ladies and gentlemen, the long-awaited sequel crossover
·StellarWind· XDDD
* StellarWind logs this like a wood-harvesting company to an amazonian rainforest

 

[Sir Red]

<@Teapot> you can tell someone's young by the fact that they still give a shit about their virginity. <<

 

[Dark Soul]

<tunduli> the coming and going is always equal
<tunduli> because for it to go, it has to come

 

[Tunolipede]

 

[Stark]

22:34:55 <Adam> interesting. Rocket Grunt uses Self destruct on his Weezing. His response after: You're kidding.
22:35:46 <@Teapot> "Wait, you mean it actually blows Weezing up?"

 

[StellarWind Elsydeon]

·StellarWind· does it work okay on chrome or whatever appleborn spawn of satan you use?
[100]«Teapot» it works on Safari, at least
·StellarWind· IN THEIR TONGUE
·StellarWind· IT IS SAFARI
·StellarWind· APPLEBORN
·StellarWind· fus ro MAC!
[100]«Teapot» yes
·StellarWind· (a choir of angry vikings would sing the entire theme in lowercase i's, but they got stuck fucking synching with iTunes)
[100]«Teapot» a shout that converts you instantly into brushed aluminium and glass
[100]«Teapot» ... you don't actually work after that.
·StellarWind· and increases your net worth by way too much
·StellarWind· ... yup XD
[100]«Teapot» Thankfully, you can still be sold on eBay for over nine thousand dollars!

 

[Teapot]

On the subject of League of Legends' Tribunal and my slightly poor choice of words:

[tt][21:57:22] @Teapot: Riot want to make a good game
[21:57:32] @Teapot: and a good game, unfortunately, involves "the community is not a bunch of raging faggots"
[21:57:55] @Teapot: (not that there's anything wrong with faggots on their own, of course)
[21:58:02] @KoL: I don't know of any homosexual players I've had trouble with Data quite frankly
[21:58:09] @Teapot: KoL: No, nor me
[21:58:14] @Teapot: It's always the straight ones.
[21:58:19] @Teapot: So I shall rephrase.
[21:58:28] @Teapot: "the community is not a bunch of raging straight people."
[...]
[22:02:35] @baratron: i thought we were the community who were a bunch of raging faggots?
[22:02:42] @baratron: well, at least half of us ;D
[22:02:49] @Teapot: baratron: we're not really raging
[22:02:55] @KoL: We're more split between raging and faggots actually
[22:03:05] @KoL: Not quite the same but close enough
[22:03:17] @Teapot: ... KoL makes a good point.
[22:03:18] @baratron: yeah - all the straight people here are the ragers[/tt]

Unrelated chat removed.

 

[Dark Soul]

00:30 DatSoul Josh Groban is on a Dutch show on the telly right now
00:30 DatSoul I feel sorry for him
00:31 DatSoul Just for having to deal with Dutch people trying to speak English
00:31 DatSoul He's being a good sport about it though, I like that about him.
00:32 DatSoul He's been a good guest to have on any show I've seen on him.
00:32 DatSoul Er
00:32 DatSoul Him on.
00:35 *** Adam quit (Quit: )
00:35 StellarWind He said, proving him point re: Dutch people speaking English
00:36 StellarWind ... his
00:36 DatSoul ...
00:36 DatSoul slow claps
00:36 StellarWind I said, failing at being a wisearse.
00:36 DatSoul xD
00:36 *** Bluntasaur joined #pokecharms
00:36 *** Karu joined #pokecharms
00:36 DatSoul Karma's a bitch?
00:37 StellarWind And it has puppies.
00:37 Corey xDD
00:37 KoL And PINGAS

 

[StellarWind Elsydeon]

[100]«Jenova» ... I have a comic I should be drawing
[100]«DatSoul» !
[100]«DatSoul» Autonne?
[100]«Jenova» For school, Jesper
[100]«DatSoul» Booo
·StellarWind· ...
·StellarWind· I read that as Autotune
·StellarWind· THE TALE OF A TALENTLESS VOCALOID
·StellarWind· AND ITS RISE TO GLORY
[100]«Jenova» ... How does one draw a comic on autotune xD
[100]«Jenova» xD
·StellarWind· gods, imagine a vocaloid with a voice module based on T-Pain.
·StellarWind· DOUBLE THE CREEPY MECHANICAL SHTI!
[100]«Jenova» ...
·StellarWind· SHIT*
[100]«Jenova» Oh dear god
·StellarWind· .. toss two of them together and you get Daft Punk >>.
·StellarWind· HARDER.
·StellarWind· DERPER.
[100]«Jenova» xD
·StellarWind· STRERNGER FERSTER
·StellarWind· ERMAGHERD
·StellarWind· (A whole herd of Ermags!)
[100]«Jenova» xDDDD
[100]«DatSoul» I both approve and disapprove
[100]«DatSoul» xD
·StellarWind· DS, you listen to dubstep, your argument is invalid.
·StellarWind· (just kidding. we wub wub wub wub you.)

~*~

* Karu fell down and hurt himself. Going to seek a nice hot sympathy bath with a delicious lollipop now...
<newnick> Karu (chatzilla@SystemNet-B667EA30.know.cable.virginmedia.com) has morphed to "Karu|Away" 12:35am IST
[100]«Teapot» ... wut
·StellarWind· ...... wtz
[100]«Karu|Away» I was redecorating.
<newnick> Karu|Away (chatzilla@SystemNet-B667EA30.know.cable.virginmedia.com) has morphed to "Karu" 12:51am IST
[100]«Karu» Fell down, got paint all over myself. x~x
·StellarWind· I'd imagine that this was followed by a bout of colourful language...
·StellarWind· Such excruciating paint!
[100]«Karu» Nope, just a forlorn sigh and reaching for a cherry heart lolli xD
·StellarWind· The kind of paint that makes you wish you would dye!
[100]«Karu» It was tense, I was losing emulsion fast...
·StellarWind· ah well. it'll probably wash off
[100]«Karu» It did, thankfully.
·StellarWind· So it's safe to say that now it's just a pigment of your imagination.
·StellarWind· (okay i'll stop now. XD)
[100]«Karu» XD
[100]«Karu» Oh, darn
[100]«Karu» I missed my chance
[100]«Karu» Bugger it
[100]«Karu» It was a very emulsional experience.
[100]«Karu» [/notasgoodasStelbutgaveitastab]
·StellarWind· you've already used emulsion though
[100]«Karu» Exactly why it wasn't as good T.T
·StellarWind· Eh, no worries. I'll just brush it off as an attempt to roll in the last word. XD
[100]«Karu» Yay xD

 

[Dark Soul]

* Tony (Mibbit@SystemNet-F8ACBCC5.retail.telecomitalia.it) is binnengekomen bij #pokecharms
<Tony> hello
<Tony> i am tony
<KoL> I had no idea
<KoL> I thought you were Bob
<Tony> hello Kol
<KoL> Hey Bo-I mean Tony
<Tony> hello
<Tony> what's your name?
<KoL> KoL
<Teapot> Hello Tony.
<Teapot> I'm Teapot.
<KoL> Actually, I lied, I'm not KoL
* KoL is nu bekend als Ridley
<Ridley> I'M RIDLEY AAAAAAAHHHHHH
<Ridley> Still fallin'
<DatSoul> ... And welcome to PokeCharms Chat.
<DatSoul> ^^
* Tony heeft verlaten (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
<DatSoul> fffff
<DatSoul> xDD
<Ridley> YOU'D BETTER RUN AAAAAHHHHH

 

[StellarWind Elsydeon]

In which my brain goes Turbo in its Hero's Duty to make frelled up references. No Sugar Rush was involved.

[100]«baratron» an advert for a book at a station I passed gave me an idea for an Alix/Martin fic
[100]«baratron» specifically, a fix-it fic where Martin doesn't die
·StellarWind· ...
·StellarWind· FIX IT, ALIX!
* StellarWind pictures him holding a golden hammer and wondering what the fuck
·StellarWind· ... oh gods
·StellarWind· MEHRUNES DAGON
·StellarWind· AH'M GONNA WRECK IT!
·StellarWind· ...
·StellarWind· appropriate
·StellarWind· Prince of destruction, feels like he was displaced from his home and replaced with a world where NOBODY CARES ABOUT HIM
·StellarWind· AND KEEPS TRYING TO DESTROY IT
[100]«baratron» Oh dear.
·StellarWind· oh god he's even red themed