<KoL> Also I have a new idea for this year's fail contest
<KoL> Instead of terrible failfic contest, we'll have...
<KoL> ...inspired by the legendary EpicBoss...
<KoL> ...a fail RP contest!
<StellarWind> ,gsdfnjkglhsdfaljkghsdfkj YES XD
<baratron> ...oh no
<StellarWind> oh my gods that RP... THAT RP
<StellarWind> BEST ALIENS EVER OR -BEST ALIENS -EVER--.
<charmergold> LOL
<Dwayna> I'M IN
<Dwayna> TOTALLY IN
<KoL> They were fantastic aliens, which is why this contest will be done in his honour
<Dwayna> Which RP is this?
<KoL> I'll even plug his thread for him
<charmergold> It's pure genius
<KoL> I mean, he's RP'd in many communities
<StellarWind> Dway: sec, i'll find it XDDDD
<Dwayna> Okay XD
<KoL> Extra exposure will only further his illustrious career
<StellarWind>
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<KoL> So this contest will be for him
<StellarWind> this thing. just... just... this thing. This THING. XDDDDDDDD
<KoL> Hosted by Ridley and sponsoring EpicBoss
-*- Dwayna peers at
<KoL> The rules will simply be that one person makes a starting fail RP post, and then everyone else joins in and plays along
<KoL> The only rule being that it has to be complete garbage
<KoL> The winner is whoever sucks the most, and the losers are whoever is unfortunate enough to read the end result
<Dwayna> Wow
<Dwayna> just
<Dwayna> what is this I don't even
<KoL> 365 DEGREES MOTHERFUCKER!!
<charmergold> xD
<Dwayna> I will join your idea, dear
<KoL> I CAN TRAVEL 2 MILLION LIGHTYEARS IN 3 YEARS!!
<Dwayna> and I promise to be the shittiest person
<Dwayna> or at least try XD
<KoL> Oh boy, fighting talk there
<charmergold> This'll be a riot.
<StellarWind> yeaaaah. this thing is just... wow.
<KoL> Dway's ready to win this year
<StellarWind> my inner biology isn't even raging at this
<StellarWind> it's just
<StellarWind> "you know what, fuck it. just roll with it." and roffles itself into a coma XD
<Dwayna> WHERE DOING THIS
<KoL> I do wonder where else he RP'd
<Dwayna> WHERE MAKING IT HAPEN
<StellarWind> XDD
<StellarWind> basically
<StellarWind> if we actually roll a fail RP like that
<StellarWind> it's going to fall down all these STAIRS
<StellarWind> in spite of all warnings to the effect.
<Dwayna> You warned us about those stairs, bro.
<StellarWind> it will just... keep hapening.
<Dwayna> You tols us, dog.
<Dwayna> told*
<KoL> We should make it a PRP as well since those always end so well
<KoL> I BEETED THE ELEET 4 MANY TIEMS FOR MONEYS LOL
<Dwayna> But you see, my plan was to be a pokemon trainer in the general roleplay board. now you;ve ruined it XD
<KoL> trainr plz
<StellarWind> ... oh gods, KoL
<StellarWind> that just
<StellarWind> looks like Secad's glorious fic
<Dwayna> Oh no, I have an even better idea
<KoL> Yeah I was referencing that XD
<StellarWind> I figured! xD
<StellarWind> gods, good old Cressilia Crusade
<StellarWind> never fails to crack me the fnord up
<KoL> Sounds like MLP meets Pokemon honestly
<Dwayna> What
<Dwayna> I obviously missed this
<StellarWind> Dway: it was a long long time ago in a galaxy far far away XD
<StellarWind> her first attempt at fanficcing ever
<StellarWind> it was...
<StellarWind> glorious, to say the least
-*- Dwayna raises eyebrows, amused
<StellarWind> basically the main character was a tremendous sue whose village got burned in a fire and everyone she cares about died and now she's out to find and catch cressilia becuase apparently it has the power to bring everyone back to life and... yeah
<StellarWind> Clearly
<StellarWind> Sailor Moonduck is Jesus
<StellarWind> and is also typo'd
<StellarWind> Basically
<Shocari> I think I vaguely remember that
<KoL> Cresselia has the Dragon Balls!?
<Dwayna> I have a better idea about what to do
<StellarWind> PRETTY MUCH!
<StellarWind> incidentally
<StellarWind> it also sucks them
<Dwayna> If we do this as a PRP
<Dwayna> I'm going to be a non-human trainer
<KoL> Well since you're all likely to be taking part, what would you prefer it to be?
<KoL> PRP or regular?
<StellarWind> Well
<StellarWind> You know what?
<KoL> I was thinking simply that the first poster gets dibs on the universe they want
<StellarWind> I'm going to make a GOD TIER SPARKLE BLOODED TROLL POKEMON MASTER WHO IS ALSO A TIME LORD
<StellarWind> AND SHOUTS AT DRAGONITES.
<KoL> ...although this is fail RP so derailing it or using stupid crossovers is probably encouraged
<StellarWind> Oh yes
<KoL> Internet troll or dungeon troll?
<Dwayna> Well mine will be PART DRAGONITE WITH POWERS OF A POKEMON
<charmergold> I'm going to be a rare never discovered legendary creature who is part of every type in all of EVER and has NO WEAKNESSESESESS
<StellarWind> Internet Homestuck Troll In The Dungeon
<KoL> Works for me
<Dwayna> oh god no
<Dwayna> NOW shit just got serious
<StellarWind> XDDD
<StellarWind> you know
<Dwayna> PART DRAGONITE GODTEIR TRAINER
<StellarWind> ....
<Shocari> ~
-*- StellarWind THUDS
<KoL> I mean technically if the first poster made it a Pokemon RP and someone took part as an Arrancar it'd fail pretty hard
<StellarWind> ....
<Dwayna> THE UNIVERSE
<Dwayna> IS POKEMONSTUCK
<StellarWind> ... except
<charmergold> YES
<KoL> ...which is encouraged so there you go
<StellarWind> they all have zanpakto for some reason
<KoL> Exactly XD
<StellarWind> they learned it from their Ninja Powers
<KoL> That's the beauty of trying to fail in RP
<StellarWind> that are there because they have a demon walrus sealed in them
<KoL> You can literally do anything you want XD
<Dwayna> PokeMonStuck
<Dwayna> Totally
<StellarWind> Because...
-*- StellarWind equips Max Von Sydow voice
<StellarWind> IN THEIR TONGUE
<StellarWind> HE IS HORKERKIIN
<KoL> Keep in mind that if you go too far and accidentally become so bad it's awesome, you lose points
<StellarWind> WALRUSBORN
<Dwayna> god damn it
<StellarWind> FUS RO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK
<KoL> FUS RO WALREIN!
<Dwayna> I'll try to keep it within the context of being horrible
<StellarWind> Oh
<StellarWind> and
<StellarWind> dig this
<StellarWind> all this
<StellarWind> ALL OF THIS
<StellarWind> Is only possible
<StellarWind> With the help of KYOJIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
-*- StellarWind colorswaps
<KoL> Like, having Naruto as a Pokemon Trainer with a zanpakuto is pretty awful
-*- StellarWind cues the suspiciously 80s music for a 90s anime
<charmergold> My main character is going to be a school girl attending a pokemon trainer academy but she has MAGIC and pink hair. And all the boys fancy her. And she can talk and understand all the pokemon. And she can use a sword, arrows and staff.
<charmergold> And Celebi is her bestestest friend
<charmergold> Since ever.
<KoL> Having Kraid as a gym leader who kills him and his Pokemon by falling on top of him is awful but hilarious
<StellarWind> KoL: Ah, but is it STILL falling?
<KoL> You have the right idea Charmergold
<KoL> Yes, definitely still falling XD
<Shocari> this is literally going to be one of my posts at one point
<Dwayna> Part dragonite godtier Lord of Everything with pink blood and pokemon powers
<Shocari> "k:
<KoL> Kraid is heading to the planet's core as we speak
<Dwayna> DONE DEAL
<Shocari> *"k"
<charmergold> damn, I just got owned.
<StellarWind> oh yes and he flies a biomechanical gundam who's actually his mother!
<KoL> As long as you're failing in a way that makes me shake my head as opposed to laugh, you'll earn many points
<Shocari> awww
<Dwayna> But see the problem is
<Shocari> my fails are funny, not sad
<StellarWind> did i mention it's made of the bones of its enemy?
<Dwayna> You don't know much about Homestuck, dear
<StellarWind> enemies*
<KoL> Is it secretly a BOTTLE SHIP!?
<StellarWind> ... Yes.
<StellarWind> Of COURSE it is
<KoL> I don't have to, you just need to suck ass at your RP
<Dwayna> Okay
<KoL> If I don't like it you're winning
<StellarWind> Adam Malkovich authorized that
<Dwayna> Gotcha
<charmergold> andsheisaprincessoftheponies
<Dwayna> then understand everything I do will probably be the most cliche fail of the series
<charmergold> Am js
<StellarWind> Plot Twist: the main antagonists are a trio of Triple Fudgepackers, ALL NAMED AMY
<Dwayna> MY MATESPRIT IS ERIDAN
<charmergold> xD
<Shocari> Every other post from me will be minimodding
<StellarWind> AND THEY'RE PLOTTING TO BUM OUR MONUMENTS
<KoL> Musclebomber2021 is the main villain
<StellarWind> or is he the hero?
<StellarWind> actually
<KoL> He could be
<charmergold> "I KILLED YOU ALREADY WUT U DOING"
<StellarWind> DOUBLE plot twist
<StellarWind> you know who the real villain is?
<Shocari> Goku?
<Dwayna> LORD ENGLISH
<StellarWind> ... TheElectricBeast's accent.
<KoL> Slowbeef and Diabetus?
<KoL> XD
<StellarWind> which IS VERY LORDLY AND ENGLISH
<Dwayna> XD
<Dwayna> this
<StellarWind> WAIT UNTIL 'E GETS AN 'AND ON THIS!
<charmergold> Och aye
<Dwayna> needs to be logged
<KoL> But he can telepor'
<Dwayna> or some shit
<StellarWind> He needs to use the time machine for that!
<KoL> Our hero Musclebomber2021 must stop the evil triple fudgepackers and amies from bumming his monuments in America
<StellarWind> And for that
<StellarWind> He needs to go on an epic journey
<StellarWind> and acquire the powers of three great masters
<Dwayna> Whilst the entire world falls into apocolypse because someone played sburb
<StellarWind> Yoshio Sakamoto
<StellarWind> John Romero...
<StellarWind> ... and who the fuck was the third one?
<KoL> Uh...
<Shocari> You must obtain the Triforce, Luke
<KoL> ...that's a good question
<StellarWind> I KNOW there WAS a third one
<StellarWind> good grief, i've completely lost track of our own running gags
<StellarWind> this is how ridiculous 'charms is XD
<Dwayna> 'tius true
<KoL> See I only remember those two
<Dwayna> -u
<Shocari> I will be Reggie Fils-Aime
<Shocari> and my body shall be ready
<StellarWind> ... XD
<KoL> Was it the people who made Halo 4?
<KoL> Or Ethan Waber?
<StellarWind> Nah, it was someone else. 343i are a whole different category of what
<StellarWind> arrrrrgh
-*- StellarWind goes through chatlog topic
<Dwayna> You want me to do it? XD
<StellarWind> i DISTINCTLY remember we merged Sakamero with SOMETHING
<KoL> Romero
<KoL> Oh...
<KoL> ...I don't remember honestly
<KoL> Bimmy?
<KoL> I know he came up at some point
<StellarWind> Bimmy's the secret boss
<StellarWind> like whatsherface in persona
<StellarWind> Elizabeth
<KoL> Iris was the protagonist
<StellarWind> or was it Margaret
<KoL> Deathwing was one of the villains
<KoL> Dopefish and Gutsman's Ass appeared randomly
<StellarWind> because they always do
<StellarWind> seems like we haven't logged the Post Sakamero Madness
<StellarWind> ah well
<StellarWind> do we really need anything more than Sakamoto and Romero anyway
<StellarWind> ...
<StellarWind> of course now i'm picturing them forming some kind of a megazord
<KoL> Not really, but having a third one is crucial now
<StellarWind> RED SAKAMOTO Ranger
<StellarWind> NEON GREEN ROMERO RANGER
<Dwayna> We could always just add the biggest troll
<Dwayna> Andrew Hussie
<KoL> Who?
<StellarWind> XD
<Dwayna> The creator of Homestuck
<StellarWind> Hussie is too busy killing his won characters to bother
<KoL> Ethan Waber it is then
<StellarWind> ...
<StellarWind> ShinignGardevoir can be the pink ranger
<KoL> Was that her name?
<StellarWind> i'm pretty sure that was her name
<KoL> The one who thought Pokemon was hard and Nuzlocke was near-impossible?
<StellarWind> NO WAIT
<StellarWind> IT WAS -GLOWING-GARDEVOIR
<StellarWind> But yes
<StellarWind> Her
<StellarWind> Exactly XD
