No.
I'm already a very unlicky guy, got all screwed up this morning and you go make fun of something like drugs? That wouldn't be appropriated in any way, why do y' thinking puting my name on it would make it better?!?! I was serious, if y' guys said that in my front I would punch both of you, and if y' were from my school you like everybody else would know that I'm not the kind of guy you should make fun of. Everyone in my school knows I have no mercy, nor cares about what the coordinator have to say.
TPBM will be Luke, Rolly, or Louie, commenting about "how wrong I am".