Question 1(DBQ): About the rise of big business from 1870-1900.
-The Carnegies and Rockefellers towered economically, like Hagrid over a working-class Umbridge.
-The cost of living during this time changed jurasically.
-According to Documents A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, and J, big business was big.
-The unsanitary food led to the publication of the Jungle Book.
-Some women even slept inside the t-shirt factory while it burned.
-Monopolies were stopped by the Anti-Sherman Act.
-Politicians favored a lazy fair economy.
Question 2: About how the French and Indian War impacted the relationship between the colonies and Great Britain during 1754-1776.
-The Declaration of Independence said that we would govern ourselves and Great Britain could go suck it.
-As a result of the Tea Act, Nathaniel Bacon and his followers burned down Jamestown.
-France and India worked together to beat the British.
-Basically, King George was being a giant prick.
-Colonists protested taxation without reputitation.
-Samuel Adams took time out of his busy day brewing beer to found the Sons of Liberty.
-Britain passed the Navigation Acts of 1861.
-After the French and Indian War, James Smith wedded Pocahontas.
-During the Seven Years War, which lasted from 1754 to 1768...
-The colonists dumped the tea into Pearl Harbor.
-The French and Indian War was ended by the Treaty of Versatilities.
-At the Boston Massacre, colonists were throwing ice and lobsters at British troops.
-The Declaration of Independence was signed in 1776 1774.
-Shaking up a Coke bottle is never advisable, especially if you plan to drop a Mentos inside. Unless you're trying to cause an explosion, you'll unpleasantly be faced with a large, sticky mess to clean up. Unfortunately, Coke and Mentos were not invented in 1763, so the British could not learn that lesson.
-The Sons of Liberty were responsible for the Boston Tea Massacre.
-During the Boston Tea Party, the colonists bombed the harbor...with tea.
Question 3: About how westward expansion affected relations between the North and South during 1800-1850.
-I think the South kept slaves just to make the North mad.
-John Brown failed at Harpers Fairy.
-There was an equal number of free states and slave states in the 13 colonies.
-In the War of1812, tanks helped the North beat the South.
-Peggy Eaton made herself very available to government officials.
-Those who could see the West began salivating.
-Manifest Destiny said that the world was our godforsaken right.
-Recent studies have shown that Abraham Lincoln was a vampire hunter. And everyone knows that southern planters were vampires using human slaves to do their bidding.
-North Caroline was the first state to succeed.
-Harry Truman led many slaves to freedom.
-Pioneers moved west on the Organ Trail.
-States like Canada and Arizona were allowed to vote on the question of slavery.
-As a result of the Three-Fifths Compromise, slaves could only vote 60% of the time.
Question 4: About the origins and outcomes of the intense cultural conflicts of the 1920's, focusing on Immigration, Prohibition, and Religion.
-Al Pacino was a famous bootlicker.
-In response to the immigrants, they passed the Alien Seduction acts.
--The famous case of Scopes v. Monkey was about evolution.
-Young adults could pick up women without meeting their parents. They would then go out and do unreligious things.
-Immigrants brought diseases, but worst of all, they brought their religions.
-Prohibition was a fight against boos.
-When I think of the 1920's, I think of Boardwalk Empire. Have you SEEN that show???
-The 1920's were like a lap dance in an atheist rock bar.
-Procreation led to the creation of speakeasies.
-America was becoming a blender for bodies.
-In the early '20s, blacks made up a majority of the slave population.
-We became a nation where sex was a thing for fun and could be purchased. We went from "celibate" to "sell-a-butt."
-Many Irish and German immigrants came from Ireland.
-Drugs in the 1920's messed with many people's head and changed their views on religion. They thought that God was okay with drugs.
-To protest drinking, Carrie Nation would go around to bars with a hatchet and cut off people's hands.
-People were partying all the time, women were basically just putting out all over the place, and many other things.
Question 5: About comparing and contrasting the Cold War foreign policies of two of three presidents: Harry Truman, Dwight Eisenhower, and Richard Nixon.
-Eisenhower threatened massive retardation on the Soviets.
-Nixon continued Andrew Johnson's policies on Vietnam.
-JFK allowed Nixon to be president during the moon landing.
-Nixon was always throwing up peace signs-this says a lot about his foreign policy.
-McCarthyism inspired literature like The Scarlet Letter.
-During the Civil War, both sides built nukes.
-The scariest 12 days of the Cold War were during the Cuban Missile Crisis; this is why the time period is known simply as "The 13 Days."
-Eisenhower had millions of dollars sent to education for AP programs to keep America's next generation ready to fight Communists.
Miscellaneous:
-Instead of an essay, I give you...a poorly drawn kitty.
-I think I should rethink my desire to be a history teacher.
-McDonald's is the best fast food in the world. It makes me happy when I am sad and it makes fat people happy, and there are a lot of fat people in the world.
-(*traces hand on the page*) Hey AP Reader...HIGH FIVE!!!!!!!
-Congrats, you made it through my essay. Sorry about the handwriting; I know it's terrible. Just want to say that you should keep your head up...you're doing a great job! And that shirt looks terrific on you.
Can't seem to fall asleep despite how sleepy I am due to worry or stress, I know it's that because I'm feeling to the point of feeling like I need to throw up. I can't even think of anything I should be worried about, luckily going to the doctors tomorrow.
