Hm. Well, all the English are back to school, including me. I have a load of shitty little new kids wandering around thinking there all hard (tough). I've never understood why all of the year 7s (11 year-olds just starting secondary school) always have these MASSIVE ARSE BAGS. Seriously, some of these schoolbags are bigger than the kids that carry them. Christ.
At least I get to have fun by telling them that the English department is downstairs. WHICH IT ISNT BWAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~
I'm sure these new kids get smaller every year. My year (Year 9) has sprouted since our year 7 days (Although I'm still the second tallest in my year
), but this year's are absolutly TINY. It's unreal how small some of these kids are. One of the is literally HALF THE HEIGHT OF ME. I'm 6'2, so he is only about 3'1. I'm beginning to think he's a dwarf. He might not be, but he might be.