The Vending Machine Game!

[AetherGlaceon]

You get a laptop.

I insert your Flabot.

 

[Tunolipede]

You get a flaming robot.

I insert a Slowpoke's tail

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

You get a Slowbro!

I insert a globe.

 

[Tunolipede]

You get ... a globe.

I insert a post-it note reading 'I have to go.'

 

[AetherGlaceon]

You get an arm that reaches out of the vending machine and pokes you.

I insert Jirachan's Milotic banner thingy.

 

[naanny]

Air comes out of the machine, and you find that you have bubes on your skin. You get the bubonic plague.

I rip off some sceptile seeds and insert them.

 

[AetherGlaceon]

You get some Treecko eggs.

I insert Jirachan.

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

'I' get hurt.

I insert Roocharm.

 

[AetherGlaceon]

The vending machine malfunctions and explodes. *goes to get a new vending machine*
I insert Sem.

 

[StellarWind Elsydeon]

You get Stel swooping into the room, armblades extended, and declaring dramatically that the next one of you little bad ideas of nature who inserts ANY other user into the machine will get themselves sliced to SO many pieces it'd take an army of trained bloodhounds and a god damned electron microscope to find what will remain of them.

That being said, (inserts a copy of Guilty Gear Isuka)

 

[AetherGlaceon]

You get a random game.

I insert a laptop.

 

[Tunolipede]

You get your quarter back!

I insert a Football.

 

[StellarWind Elsydeon]

You get dancing robots.

*Inserts My Immortal*

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

You get Bring Me To Life.

I insert a broken pen.

 

[Tunolipede]

You get a fixed pen! *Hallalujah*

I insert the CD of Leonard Cohen's Hallelujah.

 

[StellarWind Elsydeon]

You get the Incredible Hulk, for no good reason.

*Shoves several editions of Chakan: The Forever Man into the machine*

 

[GengarsShadow52]

You get mashed potatoes and a coupon for a McFlurry. (dont ask cus i dont know)

*inserts the god of Pokemon, Arceus*

 

[Brendan Savem]

You get angry religious people beating you down for worshipping a god based off of a video game

I shall insert a prawn curry

 

[Psycho Monkey]

You get curry pie.

I insert a Heartless

 

[Jenova]

You get your Nobody.

I insert a book about the Time Warp.

 

[sheesheesh]

You get Dialga. Bye!

I insert the Jonas Brothers.

 

[naanny]

You get Miley Cryrus, but her head is cut off. *Lets go of Stel's bloody arm*

I insert a mop.

 

[sheesheesh]

You get a Swiffer. The vending machine now sings "Love Stinks" by J. Geils Band, so I insert a CD from The Who.

 

[Tunolipede]

You get a Pinball Wizard.

I insert a magic bus.

 

[Brendan Savem]

You get an Osprey (convertable plane/helicopter)

I insert Chuck Norris

 

[Tunolipede]

You get round-house kicked.

I insert a fist.

 

[Brendan Savem]

You lose your hand, and get a free coke.

I insert rubber bands

 

[StellarWind Elsydeon]

.............. How exactly do you BORROW a BLADE attached to my damned ARM?! Do you have any inkling of a brain, Naanny? Any at all? I mean Not that I would have minded lopping Miley Cyrus' head off, but...

... Seriously, people. Next person to auto me or my armblades WILL be dealt with. >>;

On a side note, Brendan, you get Rock Bands.

*Inserts a roll of aluminum foil*

 

[Psycho Monkey]

You get an empty soda can

I insert dihydrogen oxide (let's see who is smart enough to figure this out)

 

[Platypus]

You get a bottle of water.

I insert baby octopi.

 

[juanb23]

you get a lemonade.
i insert....... myself 0_o

 

[Brendan Savem]

You get an ID card, but you can't pick it up. Since now you're trapped in the vending machine.

I insert Juanb23's ID card

 

[sheesheesh]

You get an annoying ad for protection against ID theft.

I insert the Ouran High School Host Club members.

 

[Psycho Monkey]

You get the funniest damn Shojo anime out there! I love Oran High!

I insert bed bugs

 

[Tunolipede]

You get carnivorous beetles who chew your fingers off.

I insert Psycho's fingers :3

 

[sheesheesh]

You get the funniest damn Shojo anime out there! I love Oran High!

Yeah, the only episodes that aren't funny are the final two episodes, but the final two episodes are always the most serious. Anyway...

You get chicken fingers and a bowl of BBQ sauce.

I insert a time bomb and then walk away for eternity.

 

[Tunolipede]

You get the whole host of Harry Potter.
(Go on YouTube, type in 'Harry Potter Puppet Pals, Mysterious Ticking Noise')

I insert Neil Cicerega

 

[sheesheesh]

You get ol' Godzilla hoppin' around Tokyo city like a big playground. Also, I've seen the Mysterious Ticking Noise.

I insert Luigi, because Mario's overrated.

 

[Psycho Monkey]

You get Princess Daisy because Peach is overrated

I insert Samus

 

[sheesheesh]

You get Zero Suit Samus hentai. At least it isn't Lois Griffin.

I insert my interne-