The Vending Machine Game!

[Psycho Monkey]

You get Zero Suit Samus hentai.

Oh yes! I mean... uh... who looks at that stuff? >_> *takes and runs to room*

 

[sheesheesh]

You get the song "Broken" by Seether. Turn it off!

I insert Buckethead (the current lead guitarist for Guns 'n' Roses).

 

[StellarWind Elsydeon]

You get formatted.

*Inserts a Sub-Etha Sens-O-Matic*

 

[AetherGlaceon]

You get a list of the five senses.

I insert a matching pair of daggers.

 

[MadeOfFail]

You get....a bloody hand

I insert an angry spider monkey

 

[Toru]

You get...um...Psycho Monkey?

 

[112% Elusive]

...You get fail, because you failed to insert anything

I insert the resulting fail.

 

[POH!KEMON]

You get a strait Fs report card!

I insert Kanye West's album: Graduation

 

[sheesheesh]

Auto-tune is what you got. LA-A-A-A-A~!

I insert Weird Al.

 

[StellarWind Elsydeon]

You get Tom Lehrer.

(Inserts Eric Clapon)

 

[sheesheesh]

You get Crossroads Guitar Festival.

I insert a pair of socks.

 

[StellarWind Elsydeon]

You get an angry Lamia.

(Inserts a Cnidarian of some sort)

 

[sheesheesh]

You get a Vicious Knid.

I insert a holy bible

 

[StellarWind Elsydeon]

You get a small, irate man with a monocle and a top hat blatantly pointing out all the plot holes in said Bible. And that, my friend, is why it's 'holy'.

(Shoves in The Ten Commandments, complete with Charleton Heston as Moses, toting a giant gun and going all "GET YOUR FILTHY HANDS OFF ME YOU DAMN DIRTY ROCK.")

 

[Brendan Savem]

You get the devil's bible

I shall insert an Itouch

 

[StellarWind Elsydeon]

You get THE MIGHTY BLUE APPLE.

(Inserts a Siberian Hunting Spider)

 

[GengarsShadow52]

You get a giant arachnid with a shotgun.

*inserts said shotgun*

 

[Brendan Savem]

You get a pistol

*inserts Copper*

 

[AetherGlaceon]

You get some zinc.

I insert magnesium and hydrochloric acid in the same container.

 

[StellarWind Elsydeon]

You get COVERED IN BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!

(Inserts Eddie Izzard)

 

[AetherGlaceon]

You get a postcard from Aden, Yemen.

I insert an asterisk.

 

[Brendan Savem]

You mean one of these? * If so, You get snowflakes. If not, you get boxing gloves to bash my head open with.

I insert boxing gloves

 

[StellarWind Elsydeon]

You get Strong Bad!

(Inserts Nanimon)

 

[AetherGlaceon]

You get

.

I insert Jill Valentine.

 

[2Cycloneblaze2]

You get a 1 ton weight.

I insert a laz0r.

 

[AetherGlaceon]

You get Dr. Octagonapus, now available in 5 different speeds!
Sorry, I just couldn't help it.

I insert the ensuing hilarity.

 

[StellarWind Elsydeon]

You get LAZORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR'd

(Inserts Cell)

 

[naanny]

You get...
1. A fat cell.
2. A building a fail jail cell kit.
3. A cell phone that is charging. When you pick it up, Dr. Octoganapus LAZ0R's you.

I insert a letter from my uncle.

 

[StellarWind Elsydeon]

You get hit by the LAZOR I deflected using a mirror, effectively terminating your pointless existence. Farewell.

(Inserts a tapestry of angry kittens)

 

[POH!KEMON]

You get a ferocious and rabid cat. Good luck with raising him

*Insert my Facebook account*

 

[KoL]

You get an irritating Facebook quiz, thus wasting 45 seconds of your life.

I insert Ganondorf.

 

[AetherGlaceon]

You get Zelda, Ganon's Puppet.

I insert an edit.

 

[StellarWind Elsydeon]

Verily, thou gettest yon reply in ye Olde Englishe! For Sooth!

(Inserts a moderately spoony bard)

 

[sheesheesh]

You get a horse and a bowl of cereal.

I insert 300.

 

[Psycho Monkey]

You get 300 sweaty Spartans wearing leather speedos all coming at you with swords drawn and spears raised, and oh my god I can't believe how sexual that sounds! 0.0

I insert a notebook

 

[naanny]

You get enviromental activists screaming "Don't waste paper by putting it in vending machines!"

I insert a unibrow.

 

[Hunting Rifle]

You get an antibrow potion and are doomed to spend the rest of your life eyebrowless.

I insert the story of The Brave Irish Queen Maeve.

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

You get a very rare book that only had five copies released. I'll say it isn't Twilight.

*inserts an Autigoose and is clawed to death*

 

[StellarWind Elsydeon]

You get yet another uninspired, badly drawn fanmade evolution to a creature that really doesn't need one. Gawd.

(Inserts Honda Tadakatsu of Sengoku Basara)

 

[Hunting Rifle]

You get a handwritten message that says "What the hell is that? Klingoln?'

I insert a uninspired, badly drawn fanmade evolution to a creature that really doesn't need one that i found on the floor next to the vending machine.