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The Vending Machine Game!

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Anonymous

*Gets 1 million dollarsh!*
Screw this I win, bi-atch!
*Breaks machine and Runs off with money only to find out 5 minutes later its monopoly money*
Shit...
 
Blarg

Blarg

iFlare said:
*Gets 1 million dollarsh!*
Screw this I win, bi-atch!
*Breaks machine and Runs off with money only to find out 5 minutes later its monopoly money*
Shit...
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Goddamnit! Stop breaking meh machines! :'( (just kidding)

ANYWAYS, gets a severed tounge. (I have no idea why :/ )

Inserts the song Old School Hollywood by System of a Down.
 
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Anonymous

*gets "Behind Closed Doors" by Rise Against*

*Inserts "Thanks For the Memories" by FalloutBoy*
 
Fusilbleu

Fusilbleu

Ill fated indeed

Inserts a very ornate and heavily decorated middle eastern dagger made of nickel and iron filled with explosives powerful enough to blow the very hair off of an asian monkey's balls. Btw those explosives I mentioned are hooked up to an exterior wireless detonation mechanism, lord knows when it will go off because the detonation process has been initiated. TUNE IN NEXT TIME >=O
 
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Anonymous

*Gets Mijimaru*
OMG, I'm iz gunna luvz himz and hugz himz and call himz herb!
This pokabu sucks D!CK
*inserts the Pokabu*
 
Jessie Mulay

Jessie Mulay

Get's a Pokeball.

"Oooh what's in this? OHHH A SCIZOR."
*WHAT SCIZOR IS EVOLVING* DUNDUNDUNDUND
SCIZOR EVOLVED INTO ONONOKUSU! (That Mantis that has been revealed)

Inserts Pokemon Black & White.
 
A

Anonymous

*Gets a Princess(her royal hotness!)*
OH HELL YEAH!
*Inserts Myself and the Princess and locks the machine*
 
Blarg

Blarg

Gets a very charred iFlare.

Blarg shoves iFlare back into the machine.
"Oh yeah, iFlare, say hi to my girlfriend for me. Her name is Payback. But I'm warning you, she can be a real bitch."
 
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Anonymous

*gets a burnheal*
yay! Wait wtf? I have Flashfire, fire doesnt hurt me, I can just shake this off.
*gives burnheal to Pokemonfeak387*
Make good use of this, kid.
*Destroys the machine, and obliterates the game*
Hah, bitch, not only did I destroy the machine, I destroyed the entire game, yeah Blarg, payback is a bitch, especially when it happens to you!
*laughs evilly and runs off with the game blueprints so noone can rebuild the game*
 
Tangrow

Tangrow

Good thing I kept another one of these in my pocket.
*Sets up the poor machine again and makes silly faces at Flare*
Now, I will begin by inserting this bottled rainbow.
 
pfreaking unbelievable

pfreaking unbelievable

Gets Burn heal from iFlare
"Thanks Dude!"
Gets Teletubbies from Tenshi
"(Scream) Why, Tenshi, WHY!!??
Burns Teletubbies.
Inserts a Message for iFlare saying "Thanks. BTW, thanks to Tenshi, the game is still on."
 
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