The Vending Machine Game!

[pfreaking unbelievable]

Gets Dialga, Palkia, and Giritina.
Destroys machine even though it THINKS it's indestructible like Francis from L4D.
Inserts watch into Blarg's Machine.

 

[Tangrow]

I have received this lovely clock tower~!

*Inserts plaster to support the structure of the poor abused machine YOU MONSTERS- I mean, ahem~*

 

[Blarg]

Gets a small piece of paper that reads: "Thank you! From, the vending machine."

Inserts my old laptop.

 

[Whonii]

out pops a random brick.
-inserts finger-

 

[pfreaking unbelievable]

Obtains Whonii. WTF!?
Gives Whonii to a Charizard and they fly away.
Inserts Portal Prelude.

 

[Blazi]

Gets GlADos.

Inserts spell checker.

 

[Anonymous]

*Gets a spell checker*
sigh, whateverz
*inserts an "iFlare is quitting this game" note*

 

[Whonii]

Gets a sheet of paper saying NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO on it... weird... i dont know what to do with this... -crumples up and puts in machine-

 

[pfreaking unbelievable]

Insert's Aang.

 

[Blarg]

Gets my big toe.

Inserts Serj Tankian.

 

[Psycho Monkey]

You get India

I insert the voices in my head

 

[Tangrow]

Oh, how cute~! A music box~

I'll just put in the ball of yarn and be on my way~

 

[pfreaking unbelievable]

Gets a Kitten.

Inserts a Penguin.

 

[Blazi]

Gets a mad RSPCA person.

Insert Makar. (Wind Waker)

 

[Anonymous]

*Gets a violin*

Inserts the Angry Video Game Nerd and the iRate Gamer.

 

[AmethystDragon]

Gets the ability to use the Screw Attack!

I insert Mother Brain's final form in Super Metroid.

 

[Blazi]

Oh! A treasure Chest! *Awesome LoZ Treasure chest opening music.* (You found an Empty bottle!) Now to catch a fairy.

Inserts Elixer Soup.

 

[Blarg]

Gets an old lady.

Inserts any given Youtube video.

 

[pfreaking unbelievable]

Gets "Ridin' Nerdy"

Inserts TM earthquake and Donphan.

 

[Anonymous]

Gets a clue.
I teleport into the Machine.

 

[AmethystDragon]

Gets a Salamence."Oh, sweet! I've always wanted one of these!"

Inserts myself and Salamence.

 

[pfreaking unbelievable]

Gets Zoroark (The member) and Bagon egg (Ah-CHOO!) and sneezes on them.

Inserts snot rags.

 

[Brendan Savem]

*ker-chunk*
Obtained a box of tissues!
Brendan put the box of tissues in the Items Pocket.

Brendan inserts a glass of milk

 

[PhantoAce]

Gets a Cow

Inserts Ace of Spades Card

 

[Brendan Savem]

*ker-chunk*
Obtained a spade!
Brendan put the Spade in the Key Items Pocket
(I might be doing this for a while...)

Inserts the person below

 

[Blarg]

Blarg screams in terror as he is pushed into the machine (again), and he pulls Brendan in with him.

 

[pfreaking unbelievable]

Gets a Brendan Ruth and Blarg
(Noms on Brendan) "Oh hi Blarg"
Inserts a Hornets nest (Shudders)

 

[Lord Zortn]

Gets a spike ball.

Inserts food...spaghetti...

 

[Blazi]

Yuck... Mouldy Spaghetti...
I have no need for this Mask so I'll put it in the machine. *Machine acquired Majora's Massk!*

 

[Lord Zortn]

Get's the orcana of time.
"Yes! i got the orcana of time! Now i don't have any use of dialga."
Inserts angry dialga.

 

[Comatose23]

Oh joy, I got all the gayest legendaries. *coughazlefcoug*

Inserts Fireworks, which then destroy the machine and kills blarg, iflare, and lord zortn.

 

[pfreaking unbelievable]

Revives them and returns another machine.

Inserts Guild Master Wigglytuff.

 

[Comatose23]

I went through all that work to kill them an you have the NERVE to bring them back.

*Inserts knife in pokemonfreak and shoves him in the machine*

 

[pfreaking unbelievable]

Uses the GOD MODE console command and am invincible and retrieves myself.

Inserts Halo 3.

 

[Comatose23]

Gets a pelican, which I then use to crush you into the ground.

Inserts Donut

 

[Dark Soul]

Gets a donut hole.

I insertt tthe exttra tt's

 

[Comatose23]

Receives yo momma

Inserts pikablu

 

[pfreaking unbelievable]

Recieves Ash.

Inserts Time Gear

 

[AmethystDragon]

Gets the Mega Man weapon, Time Stopper!

Inserts Mega Man 1, 2, and 3.

 

[pfreaking unbelievable]

Gets Megaman himself.

Inserts this Video