Gets a Naruto AMV from 2008
Inserts cringey Sans fangirl YouTube videos
Inserts cringey Sans fangirl YouTube videos
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The Vending Machine Game!
- Thread starter Tunolipede
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Gets most of the crappy Undertale AUs with barely any effort in them.
Throws away.
Inserts the dark lord of EDM.
Throws away.
Inserts the dark lord of EDM.
*Neourk comes over and gets a sick beat drop as he winces from it*
Me: Oh yeah that’s right... I forgot he’s easily startled by sound.
*Neourk has his trainer insert a hunting knife for him after he realizes that he can’t exactly see too well*
Me: Oh yeah that’s right... I forgot he’s easily startled by sound.
*Neourk has his trainer insert a hunting knife for him after he realizes that he can’t exactly see too well*
Gets an unbelievably large knife.
Proceeds to throw it at a wall.
Inserts Dragon Quest Builders cartridge.
Proceeds to throw it at a wall.
Inserts Dragon Quest Builders cartridge.
Gets an "edgy" music video about Scourge.
Oh yeah, I remember this phase! Good times, good times.
*Inserts "Bring me to life" by Evanescense* WAKE ME UP INSIDE!!!!
Oh yeah, I remember this phase! Good times, good times.
*Inserts "Bring me to life" by Evanescense* WAKE ME UP INSIDE!!!!
Gets an edgy early 2010s kid...Hello, 14-year-old self...
Inserts my current self (Quiet, lots of white and grey clothes, never not screaming internally)
Inserts my current self (Quiet, lots of white and grey clothes, never not screaming internally)
...Gets an edgy late 2010's kid.
Inserts a quarter on a string, and pulls out quarter after it triggers the money count.
Inserts a quarter on a string, and pulls out quarter after it triggers the money count.
You got a sign with the word, "CHEAPSKATE."
"...Geez, that's new."
Inserted Tina (From "Closers") Plushie.
"...Geez, that's new."
Inserted Tina (From "Closers") Plushie.
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Gets a random slip that says, "insert anime here".
I put sugar in the vending machine.
I put sugar in the vending machine.
*Tyler gets a bunch of cookies and happily stuffs himself*
Me: Tyler... how many did you eat today?
*Tyler inserts a toy block*
Me: Tyler... how many did you eat today?
*Tyler inserts a toy block*
A pile of LEGOs are dropped upon myself out of nowhere, "WHAT!?!?" It hurts.
"W-why do these exist?"
In pain, placed one of said LEGO pieces into the vending machine.
"W-why do these exist?"
In pain, placed one of said LEGO pieces into the vending machine.
*Tyler gets a small house made entirely of legos, as it appears to be that Tyler is actually able to go into said house because of his babyish size*
Me: Oh, I guess I should probably save the medicine for later.
*Tyler throws a toy knife, which gets inserted into the vending machine with excellent accuracy*
Me: Oh, I guess I should probably save the medicine for later.
*Tyler throws a toy knife, which gets inserted into the vending machine with excellent accuracy*
Gets Undertale, and its fandom
Proceeds to back slowly away from the hundreds of pre-teens who think that Sans is their husband...
Inserts a stuffed cow
Proceeds to back slowly away from the hundreds of pre-teens who think that Sans is their husband...
Inserts a stuffed cow
Gets a mooooooo-
cowsound.wav has stop responding
Puts in myself because why not.
cowsound.wav has stop responding
Puts in myself because why not.
Gets "Myself in a Can", highly delicious and cannibalistic!
Inserts *Generic Vampire/Werewolf romance book here* into the slot. Yeah, I know, it's an old joke at this point...
Inserts *Generic Vampire/Werewolf romance book here* into the slot. Yeah, I know, it's an old joke at this point...
Gets one one of those annoying 'I'm-not-like-other-girls-girls' (Seriously, I'm sick of YA protagonists who think they're special because they don't wear makeup. Fuck. That. Noise.)
Inserts one of my villains, who fits the 'I'm-not-like-other-girls' persona to a T
Inserts one of my villains, who fits the 'I'm-not-like-other-girls' persona to a T
Gets a generic teen novel villain.
Inserts a well written and sympthetic villain. You don't have to hate every villain. Just the deplorable ones.
Inserts a well written and sympthetic villain. You don't have to hate every villain. Just the deplorable ones.
Killmonger appears from the vending machine.
"The feels!" ...Death.
Inserts a sniper rifle into the machine, somehow it works.
"The feels!" ...Death.
Inserts a sniper rifle into the machine, somehow it works.
*Tyler gets a quad feed of a single shot killing four enemies through a wall*
Me: Oh yeah, they got the radar already.
*Tyler inserts The Wrangler*
Me: Oh yeah, they got the radar already.
*Tyler inserts The Wrangler*
You got a Rancho Relaxo(Tm) the perfect tool to sit back and relax in as your sentry farms kills in the intel room.
Inserts an official Mann Co Key.
Inserts an official Mann Co Key.
*Tyler gets a Sunbeams Team Captain as his mouth drools a bit while quickly putting on a pair of sunglasses after realizing how bad some of the hats would be in realism*
Me: I mean, it could be worse... that poor Sniper wearing the rainy one though.
*Tyler inserts a strangifier*
Me: I mean, it could be worse... that poor Sniper wearing the rainy one though.
*Tyler inserts a strangifier*
You got a piece of paper that says: "This vending machine is strange enough."
I insert a Blastoise playing a keyboard.
I insert a Blastoise playing a keyboard.
*Sarniur decides to have a go at this game, as he gets the Pokémon theme song played on the keyboard*
Sarniur: S- Sarni... (Well then...)
*Sarniur throws some kelp noodles from the infant-friendly tank he’s in, as they get inserted into the machine with ease*
Sarniur: S- Sarni... (Well then...)
*Sarniur throws some kelp noodles from the infant-friendly tank he’s in, as they get inserted into the machine with ease*
I get some grilled salmon... and an instant need for some seafood.
I put in a song made by Duck Sauce (the band).
I put in a song made by Duck Sauce (the band).
You receive an actual duck. Yay!
I insert my Gucci socks into the vending machine.
I insert my Gucci socks into the vending machine.
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You get a long piece of paper saying the same word over and over and over and,... etc.
I put in the duck.
I put in the duck.
You get the Duck Song.
I put in some grapes.
I put in some grapes.
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You get a very satisfied duck.
I put in the number 7,892,384,571.
I put in the number 7,892,384,571.
You get some paper to write that number down.
I put in some Undertale fanart.
I put in some Undertale fanart.
You get the community, which kinda ruined the game fundamentals.
I put in a meme of your choice...
I put in a meme of your choice...
*Nicaong comes over and gets a frog riding on a unicycle as he wonders how that even fits in the machine*
Me: How is it still breathing?
*Nicaong inserts a rattle*
Me: How is it still breathing?
*Nicaong inserts a rattle*
You get some maracas!
I put in a new Sonic game from Sega...
I put in a new Sonic game from Sega...
You get Mario.
I put in a Nitendo Switch.
I put in a Nitendo Switch.
You get SSB5. OOOOOOOOOH!!
I put in some blades...
I put in some blades...
I get a set of katanas
Inserts a keyboard
Inserts a keyboard
You get a typewriter!!
I put in some sushi
I put in some sushi
I get some Salmon
Nice
Inserts said Salmon
Nice
Inserts said Salmon
You get some dog treats
Inserts said dog treats
Inserts said dog treats
You get a dog,,,
I put in the color beige...
I put in the color beige...