The Vending Machine Game!

[Shiny Blue Gardevoir]

Gets a Ventolín (A creature appearing in Catalan mythology)

Inserts a dullahan (A headless horseman who carries their own head under one arm)

 

[~Rinko~]

Gets a head

"...
"you don't understand what I'm putting in"

Inserts a Magical Dirtball

 

[Shiny Blue Gardevoir]

Gets Moe-tato, Weepy, and Psykarrot (Anyone play Cuphead?)

Inserts a Puit D'Amour (Tart filled with pastry cream and coconut)

 

[~Rinko~]

Gets a kit to make that tart

"why?"

Inserts a Magical sheet of Metal

 

[Shiny Blue Gardevoir]

Gets Dr Kahl's robot

Inserts Tom and Jerry

 

[~Rinko~]

Gets a mouse that runs away while there's a cat stuck in the machine

"please, get something related!"

Gets the cat out with sun magic and then inserts said sun magic

 

[Shiny Blue Gardevoir]

Gets a sun dial

Inserts a burrito and a bottle of lighter fluid

 

[Anomaletix]

you get a burrito bomb

inserts comic sans ms

 

[~Rinko~]

Gets sans from undertale

"why?"

Insets a sealed jar of Moon Magic

 

[Shiny Blue Gardevoir]

Gets an edgy OC with moon powers

Throws it in the trash...I hate pointlessly edgy characters!

Inserts polvorones (Spanish biscuits)

 

[~Rinko~]

Gets a kit to make lemon biscuits,

"Please, why?"

Inserts a Magical Leaf set on fire by a Magical Flame, inside a Magic Water bubble, coated in Magic Dirt, with Metal symbols around it.

 

[Shiny Blue Gardevoir]

Gets the very broken laws of physics necessary to make that happen...

"What the actual fuck?"

Inserts my big, black, hairy...Cat

 

[~Rinko~]

Gets a ball of black fur

"I'm out of ideas"

Somehow inserts an expert magician

 

[Shiny Blue Gardevoir]

Gets David Copperfield

"Yay!"

Inserts Derren Brown

 

[~Rinko~]

Gets a brown moldable stick figure

"whys?"

Inserts a heated laser beam that somehow does not destroy the machine

 

[Shiny Blue Gardevoir]

Gets an infrared ray

Inserts gamma radiation

 

[~Rinko~]

Gets the Greek alphabet on parchment

"Okay, this is getting ridiculous"

Inserts a maid outfit with a pocket watch

 

[Shiny Blue Gardevoir]

Gets Sakuya Izayoi

"Aww, I wanted Patchouli!"

Inserts Taco Bell

 

[TheJustinMann]

Gets A loud taco

Inserts a cigarette
(Did I do this right?)

 

[Shiny Blue Gardevoir]

(Anything goes mate )

Gets a blunt

Smokes it

Gets the munchies, eats an entire carton of cookie dough ice cream, and dumps the empty carton in the vending machine

 

[TheJustinMann]

Gets a refill of pure vanilla ice cream

Inserts the American Flag, while singing the national anthem, and putting it in trifold.

 

[~Rinko~]

Gets a singing flag

"I hope the maid outfit turned out well... Oh wait, it did" (I was trying to reference Pachouli with the magical elements I put in and Marisa with the laser beam, If you didn't know already)

Inserts a random music track (that I made) called "Reverence Sea"

 

[Shiny Blue Gardevoir]

Gets Minamitsu Murasa (I love you plz don't drown me you're one of my favourite characters)

Inserts Junko's dead son

 

[~Rinko~]

(wait, Why'd you get Minamitsu?) Gets a dead body

"Ewww...."

Inserts a Coupon for the coupon store

 

[Shiny Blue Gardevoir]

Gets an endless stream of coupons for stores I don't like

Inserts @Loyaldis 's husband

 

[~Rinko~]

Gets a wedding ring

"Wut?"

Somehow inserts a Poke-a-tron 5000

 

[Shiny Blue Gardevoir]

Gets poked a lot

Inserts myself

 

[~Rinko~]

Gets a shiny blue gardevoir

"How does one insert themselves?"

Inserts a cook-koo clock

 

[Shiny Blue Gardevoir]

Gets Wally Warbles

Inserts Goopy Le Grande

 

[~Rinko~]

Gets a goopy mess

"wut even?"

Inserts a tiny baby Llama

 

[Shiny Blue Gardevoir]

Gets an alpacasso plushie

Hugs it

Inserts homemade cupcakes

 

[~Rinko~]

Gets the cupcakes

"Strange, they're the same as when they were put in"

Inserts a Lurantis

 

[Shiny Blue Gardevoir]

Gets Mallow's trial

Inserts my gym leader OC, Itzal (A sickly ghost type user whose brittle asthma often prevents him from leaving his gym)

 

[TheJustinMann]

Gets a haunted inhaler(Sorry this is probably offensive)

Inserts an Invis Watch(Invisibility Watch), and proceeds to watch the machine

 

[Shiny Blue Gardevoir]

Gets a very expensive Rolex watch

Inserts an opera cake, and a pot of Darjeeling tea

 

[TheJustinMann]

Gets a tea party

Inserts a refund

 

[~Rinko~]

Gets a second-hand car

"This machine is weird"

Inserts Piky the Mild Siesta-y Pikachu

 

[Shiny Blue Gardevoir]

Gets a shiny pikachu

Inserts an unhealthy amount of Cuphead fanfiction

 

[TheJustinMann]

Gets a “Free Therapist Treatment” card.

Enters a Death Note

 

[Shiny Blue Gardevoir]

Gets Ryuk...And backs away slowly...

Inserts an ill-advised tattoo and a pair of handcuffs