Gets a tree
Inserts a full bathtub and a toaster
Inserts a full bathtub and a toaster
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The Vending Machine Game!
- Thread starter Tunolipede
- Start date
*??? gets some electricity, while making a small geyser of water mixed with oil erupt from the ground after injecting it with a strange liquid from his tail*
[No response]
*??? inserts a shiny red ball*
[No response]
*??? inserts a shiny red ball*
Gets a 'caution, special dad' sign
Inserts a bong
Inserts a bong
(Oh my god, you got the reference! Bravo!)
*??? gets a lot of drugs used in said bong, as he cautiously steps back*
*??? inserts a Poké Doll*
*??? gets a lot of drugs used in said bong, as he cautiously steps back*
*??? inserts a Poké Doll*
(Yup! XD)
Gets a clefairy doll (Ish mine now, and I will love it forever!)
Inserts inspiration porn
Gets a clefairy doll (Ish mine now, and I will love it forever!)
Inserts inspiration porn
*a baby Lapras comes over and gets a status from a familiar person*
*the baby Lapras inserts a toy block*
*the baby Lapras inserts a toy block*
Gets a brick
Inserts my anti-depressants
Inserts my anti-depressants
*a Tachigon gets a load of static from the said headset*
Tachi... Ta, gon. [Translator required for translation.]
*The Tachigon inserts a Decagon after getting his Lvl Meter to 10*
Tachi... Ta, gon. [Translator required for translation.]
*The Tachigon inserts a Decagon after getting his Lvl Meter to 10*
Gets the decagon
"What am I supposed to do with this?"
Inserts frilly knickers
"What am I supposed to do with this?"
Inserts frilly knickers
Gets a beautiful lemon drizzle cake...Yum!
Inserts a romantic picnic on the beach for two
Inserts a romantic picnic on the beach for two
*a cute little gecko comes over and gets a neatly packed bottle of citric acid and some kisses*
*the gecko inserts a note that reads: PSI DT-Beam Φ*
(Note: I almost screwed up if I didn’t edit my post in time...)
*the gecko inserts a note that reads: PSI DT-Beam Φ*
(Note: I almost screwed up if I didn’t edit my post in time...)
Gets the note
"All my whut?"
Inserts couch stuffing
"All my whut?"
Inserts couch stuffing
*the baby gecko gets a nice couch suitable for two*
[Gecko noises]
*the little gecko inserts a note reading: PSI Love Γ*
[Gecko noises]
*the little gecko inserts a note reading: PSI Love Γ*
*Aneaino comes over and investigates the candleless wick, as he obtains a truth bullet*
*the ice dragon Pokémon inserts said truth bullet*
*the ice dragon Pokémon inserts said truth bullet*
TheJustinMann
Previously TheJustinMan
Gets THE COLD HARD TRUTH!
Inserts a Vending Machine, because Mindfuck
Inserts a Vending Machine, because Mindfuck
*Aneaino obtains another truth bullet*
*Aneaino inserts a rebuttal that he had against his nurse*
“I was in the Poké Center when things got locked down just because someone escaped.”
An ordinary machine that can be used to deposit any item and get another in return.
No one knows how they were made however.
No one knows how they were made however.
*Aneaino inserts a rebuttal that he had against his nurse*
“I was in the Poké Center when things got locked down just because someone escaped.”
Gets the rebuttal
Dismisses it completely
Inserts an electric chair
Dismisses it completely
Inserts an electric chair
*Aneaino gets a bit angry, as he uses Arctic Cuff on you before getting the list of people executed by the electric chair*
[Angered, incomprehensible speech so loud to where it could be heard in the vast vaccum of space]
*Aneaino inserts a rebuttal showdown, with only one truth blade that can’t refute against his argument*
[Angered, incomprehensible speech so loud to where it could be heard in the vast vaccum of space]
*Aneaino inserts a rebuttal showdown, with only one truth blade that can’t refute against his argument*
-Gets metaphorically stabbed with a blade of cold hard truth. Unfortunately, the argument clearly was intended for another user, so it didn't do much of anything.-
"I mean, this is fine, I guess. It looks like there's some other stuff in here too."
Inside the vending machine itself was a pair of asterisks and a bag of, uhh, paint? Pepto Bismol? Blood wasn't supposed to be that colour, was it?
Who cares. This thread didn't require more than a few words in response to keep the game going, after all. At least the asterisks would come in handy.
*Inserts a matchstick*
"I mean, this is fine, I guess. It looks like there's some other stuff in here too."
Inside the vending machine itself was a pair of asterisks and a bag of, uhh, paint? Pepto Bismol? Blood wasn't supposed to be that colour, was it?
Who cares. This thread didn't require more than a few words in response to keep the game going, after all. At least the asterisks would come in handy.
*Inserts a matchstick*
Gets an actual cake
"Not as good as mine, but it'll do."
Inserts a vat of creme patisierre
"Not as good as mine, but it'll do."
Inserts a vat of creme patisierre
TheJustinMann
Previously TheJustinMan
Gets many pastries
“Well then...”
Enters a pentagram
“Well then...”
Enters a pentagram
Gets a jigglypuff doll
Inserts a very special snowflake
Inserts a very special snowflake
TheJustinMann
Previously TheJustinMan
Gets a fired slip, that says a robot has taken your job.
“That’s not good...”
Inserts Buddy the Samurott, who strongly disagreed to going in.
“That’s not good...”
Inserts Buddy the Samurott, who strongly disagreed to going in.
Gets the vengeful spirit of a dead samurott
Inserts a piñata filled with asbestos and used syringes
Inserts a piñata filled with asbestos and used syringes
Gets a slip of paper that says Wow, you'd be great at parties in shaky handwriting.
Inserts a broken water pistol
Inserts a broken water pistol
Gets a working super soaker
Inserts a copy of Free Willy
Inserts a copy of Free Willy
TheJustinMann
Previously TheJustinMan
Gets an orca
Inserts spirit of Buddy, hoping to bring him back...
Inserts spirit of Buddy, hoping to bring him back...
Gets Buddy's soul, and a book on necromancy
Inserts Sebastian Michaelis
Inserts Sebastian Michaelis
Anomaletix
Previously Keet
gets CNN drama
inserts a wailord
inserts a wailord
Gets a toolshed
Inserts an Unwind Order
Inserts an Unwind Order
Gets a brief reprieve from my crippling anxiety
"Does nobody here read?"
Inserts my granny's ashes
"Does nobody here read?"
Inserts my granny's ashes