The Vending Machine Game!

[TheJustinMann]

Gets a jail cell, with no prisoners or guards(Somehow?)

Inserts a Minigun for no apparent reason, and finally stuffs it into the slot.

 

[Shiny Blue Gardevoir]

Gets a bullet wound to the chest

Inserts Nyquil

 

[TheJustinMann]

Gets a stuffy nose.

Heals up a bit, and then inserts his FIST into machine, trying to punch it for shooting him.

 

[Shiny Blue Gardevoir]

Gets Anthony Joshua

Inserts a cookie

 

[TheJustinMann]

Gets the Cookie Monster

Inserts a Kazotsky Kick.

 

[Shiny Blue Gardevoir]

Gets kicked in the face

"What is up with this machine today?"

Inserts Donald Trump's toupee

 

[TheJustinMann]

Gets Hillary Clinton’s hair.

“DOH”

Inserts the United States Constitution.

 

[Shiny Blue Gardevoir]

Gets a violation of constitutional rights


Inserts a violoncello

 

[Anomaletix]

gets a dictionary

"what does this mean even?"

inserts a mary sue

 

[Shiny Blue Gardevoir]

Gets the mary sue

Shoots it dead

Inserts a piccolo

 

[Anomaletix]

you get a green alien

inserts a bottom tier from a smash game

 

[Shiny Blue Gardevoir]

Gets an actual bottom

Inserts a religieuse

 

[Anomaletix]

gets a cross

inserts bayonetta pre-patch

 

[Shiny Blue Gardevoir]

Gets a very glitchy game

Inserts a used heroin needle

 

[TheJustinMann]

Gets 1lb of LSD.

Calling the police for illegal drug ownership.

Inserts the Monado

 

[Shiny Blue Gardevoir]

Gets a JRPG

Inserts Kaori's violin

 

[Anomaletix]

Gets Take On Me violin cover.

Inserts montage parodies

 

[TheJustinMann]

Gets YTP’s

Inserts sadness

 

[Anomaletix]

gets emo kids in high school

inserts the moom

 

[TheJustinMann]

Gets the Sun, which somehow ended up in a vending machine.

Inserts a freshly cut off head.

 

[Anomaletix]

gets arrested

inserts flex tape

 

[Shiny Blue Gardevoir]

Gets duct tape

Inserts a deflated balloon

 

[~Rinko~]

Gets an inflated balloon

"wut"

Inserts a window

 

[Shiny Blue Gardevoir]

Gets a monkey

Inserts three crates of fine whisky

 

[TheJustinMann]

Gets a very drunk demoman. Watch out for the bombs.

Enters a smash ball.

 

[~Rinko~]

Gets a broken ball

"this is weird"

Inserts a recording box that currently has the words "moo-moo-a-lot" recording and is at 67 deciballs

 

[Shiny Blue Gardevoir]

Gets my eardrums violently assaulted

Inserts Kuu Kuu Harajuku (The crappy weeaboo cartoon Gwen Stefani made)

 

[~Rinko~]

Gets a weeaboo anime

"I need to know how this machine works"

Inserts a couple strands of a Primarina's hair

 

[Shiny Blue Gardevoir]

Gets a whole primarina

"It's...Uh...Magic, I guess?"

Inserts my finest tea set

 

[~Rinko~]

Gets a fine pochilane/china tea set with purple swirls on

"Magic like Pachy's?"

Inserts a Toy Cake prop that I borrowed from Unova's Pokemon musical

 

[Shiny Blue Gardevoir]

Gets one of the dummy cakes I use to make displays

"If we're talking strictly elemental magic then yes. Otherwise...Maybe Sagume's. At some point, she must have said, 'There is not a magical vending machine you can put anything you like inside, and it definitely doesn't give you an item loosely related to that item.' And then this machine appeared."

Inserts my theories about what Yuyuko was like when she was alive

 

[~Rinko~]

Gets a toy of what Yuyuko looked like when she was alive

"Ookay then, maybe"

Inserts the nearest trash can

 

[Shiny Blue Gardevoir]

Gets a ticket for the 2016 Ghostbusters remake

Inserts John Wayne Gacy's corpse

 

[~Rinko~]

Gets a nametag saying "PROPERTY OF JOHN WAYNE GACY"

"That was in the trash? What even...?"

Inserts a squash

 

[Shiny Blue Gardevoir]

Gets butternut squash soup

(No no no, it WAS trash)

Inserts a concerto (Chocolate dessert made from truffle, wafer, and ganache)

 

[~Rinko~]

Gets some truffles, wafers and ganache in a parcel

"Maybe it was in the trash because it was trash?"

Inserts a chocolate/vanilla/strawberry/raspberry/lemon-flavoured pavlova

 

[Shiny Blue Gardevoir]

Gets a dessert with WAY too many flavours going on

(What I just said)

Inserts a dessert with just the right amount of flavour...A beautiful chocolate cream slice.

 

[Le Marsouin]

*??? gets a chocolate cream cake, as he wonders if anyone wants any*

[Pokémon Talk]

*??? inserts a vial of pure oil that the US has been attempting to capture for “democracy”*

 

[Shiny Blue Gardevoir]

Gets a litre of olive oil


Inserts chocolate macarons

 

[~Rinko~]

Gets half a thousand chocolate macarons

"how are they this many?"

Inserts a bottle of sap