The Vending Machine Game!

[Shiny Blue Gardevoir]

Gets an empty loo roll

Inserts a voodoo doll

 

[Le Marsouin]

*The Timer gets a doll of someone that he uses to have them shake hands with themselves*

*The Timer inserts a blank round with the prompt reading LB*

 

[Anomaletix]

gets a banana

inserts curb your enthusiasm theme

 

[Riverrunner]

Gets the song stuck in my head

Inserts a sudoku book

 

[Anomaletix]

gets a note saying "what is this"

inserts "i lost the run to rng"

 

[~Rinko~]

Gets thousands of non-shiny moltres

"...I need StrawberyPie"

Inserts a hat filled with Pikachu-shaped sticky notes reading assorted pika facts

 

[Shiny Blue Gardevoir]

Gets more pikachu related office supplies

Inserts a pineberry

 

[~Rinko~]

Gets a white pineapple/strawberry mix

"huh"

Inserts tons of pineapple upside-down cakes

 

[Shiny Blue Gardevoir]

Gets candied pineapple

Inserts pestiños (Spanish fried pastries often served with honey)

 

[~Rinko~]

Gets honey-flavoured pastries

"Yum!"

Inserts an insert card

 

[Shiny Blue Gardevoir]

Gets a credit card

"Nope!"

Inserts Gibraltar sterling

 

[~Rinko~]

Gets one of those limited-mint/edition coins that is legal tender in Gibraltar

"Okay then"

Inserts a pinecone that does not open out in the Fibonacci sequence

 

[Shiny Blue Gardevoir]

Gets one that does

"I just got back from there, and I still have a tenner's worth of Gibraltar money..."

Inserts the true crime community

 

[~Rinko~]

Gets info about community crimes

"Okay, wut"

Inserts a small Pinebomb

 

[Shiny Blue Gardevoir]

Gets a pipe bomb

"I dunno..."

Inserts the purest form of cringe

 

[Anomaletix]

gets a deviantart cringe montage

inserts my sanity

 

[Shiny Blue Gardevoir]

Gets sanity

"Yay! No more psychotic episodes!"

Inserts a magpie

 

[Anomaletix]

gets bird

inserts heck

 

[~Rinko~]

Gets Ehck (don't ask)

"wut even?"

Inserts a typo

 

[Shiny Blue Gardevoir]

Gets a grammar nazi

"K then..."

Inserts a bad YA protagonist

 

[~Rinko~]

Gets a book in which all the characters are bad ya protagonists, even the villains

"What?"

Inserts a silvery mirrored mirror card

 

[Inkage]

Get the Mirror ability! (OMG KIRBY REFERENCE XD)



Insert a Super smash bros game.

 

[Shiny Blue Gardevoir]

Gets Pit x Dark Pit porn

*vomits*

Inserts a bad Steven Universe oc

 

[Inkage]

Get a Mary Sue Garnet copy

"HEY! I'M JARNIT! GARNETS SISTER!"

Insert Yuri

 

[Shiny Blue Gardevoir]

Gets Strawberry Panic

"Lol that's not even a real gemstone XD"

Inserts a piece of apple pie

 

[Inkage]

Get 'Pen Pineapple Apple Pen!'

"...What da hell?"

Insert Monika.exe

 

[Shiny Blue Gardevoir]

Gets the corpses of three very cute girls

"I will never forgive you, Monika. Never!"

Inserts my stance on the death penalty (I do not support it. Not under any circumstances)

 

[Riverrunner]

Receives Mambo number 5, but with every name replaced with Monika.

"Who took the time to edit this?"

Inserts a piece of scrap fabric.

 

[Inkage]

get a Girl wearing only that.

"Oh, no no no no!"

Insert 'A slice of life' manga.

 

[~Rinko~]

Gets two different manga's

"Huh, I'll read these if they're in English"

Inserts a doodle

 

[Inkage]

Get MOGOLOVANYA

" "

Insert Guzma

 

[Shiny Blue Gardevoir]

Gets Guzma's dad, who is implied to have physically abused him in the games

Inserts everyone's favourite edgelord, Gladion

 

[Inkage]

Get Gladion dank memes

"...What..."

Insert Chara's sweater

 

[~Rinko~]

Gets a torn-up version of that sweater

"I'm kinda surprised no-one asked me what manga's I got"

Inserts a turn-of-phrase

 

[Inkage]

Get Me searching that up.

"Da heck?"

Insert @PrincessPika

 

[~Rinko~]

Gets four regular pokeballs, a great ball and an Ultra ball
capitalised 'ultra' to give a subtle hint to one of the manga's
Inserts Pi

 

[Inkage]

Get '3.14'

"If you know your 1, 2, 3's it will be as easy as PI!
3.14..."

Insert Baldi

 

[Riverrunner]

Receives a Baldi fangirl.

"Honestly this was the last fandom I expected to go bad, but here we are, I guess."

Inserts a dollar bill. Y'know. Like a regular vending machine.

 

[Inkage]

Get a poorly made dollar

"DolAER"

Insert San's Fangirl crowd

 

[Shiny Blue Gardevoir]

Gets a toxic cesspool of fangirl garbage

Inserts Milky Quartz (My Steven Universe OC)