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The Vending Machine Game!

Le Marsouin

Le Marsouin

*the little alien gets a small translator from the note*

*the young alien inserts an Electron Arc-Launcher Model ZL-Y13 with the help of a Displacement Drone*
 
Cheribe

Cheribe

Previously +BlueSalty
Gets a miniature version of said electron arc-launcher

Inserts a Sword Art Online manga
(I started watching Sword Art Online)
 
Le Marsouin

Le Marsouin

*a cute little baby cyborg being slowly walks over in a stern, robotic style to the machine to the best of its ability; as it gets a note filled with cringing puns and other jokes*

*the young cyborg inserts a lengthy note*

The Omnioecha was hastily created by the Cyborg Forces in swift response to numerous Siege Mechs being destroyed in the great war. Although it may only be roughly the size of a human toddler, it possesses numerous weapons; ranging from its arms being able to transform into miniature machineguns to even its backpack being able to shift into a compact, anti-air gun to prevent and quickly halt any and all precious stratagems from being called in. Its movements are swift and erratic, as soldiers are heavily advised to carry strong arms and ordinance. The Omnioecha should never be ignored, and must be exterminated at all costs to preserve the overall safety, liberty, prosperity and happiness of Super Earth.
 
Le Marsouin

Le Marsouin

*the young cyborg gets a parcel which contains some highly valuable items*

Kito: [Translated from Cyborg Speech] Erm... okay I guess I should save it...

*the baby cyborg inserts another lengthy note into the machine, which reads:*

The Botolare CB-02 is used by Squadleader Soldiers, Legionnaires and the Omnioecha to quickly raise an alarm and warn nearby Cyborg Forces of any intruders. The alarm flare can also be used as an improvised weapon in critical moments, as the flare is capable of burning most lightly armored soldiers.
 
~Rinko~

~Rinko~

Previously PrincessPika~chan
Gets the nail polish and lipstick

"Blep"

Inserts a note that reads: "Ikonolalupsidedown-uʍopǝpᴉsdnlɐlouoʞI"
 
~Rinko~

~Rinko~

Previously PrincessPika~chan
Gets a lovely fine china tea-set

"I'll just carefully put it down here and pick up this..."

Inserts a chocolate bar wrapper
 
Le Marsouin

Le Marsouin

*Robo quietly floats over and reaches into the machine with his four blue, square hands and gets the bag of pocky sticks in cookies and cream flavor*

Robo:
Beep ba boop bo?

*Robo gently inserts a beat chip into the machine, as the rear info panel reads:*

Mania Missile -
Enemies may become scared away from the explosion of Robo's rockets. Weaker enemies are more prone to panicking and having brief, uncontrollable bursts of fear from the explosion.
 
Le Marsouin

Le Marsouin

*Robo slowly approaches the machine and gets a doll that speaks said gibberish*

Robo: Beeee... baaaa?

*Robo inserts a couple of beat points into the machine, curious as to what the machine would produce*
 
Le Marsouin

Le Marsouin

*Robo slowly reaches into the machine and finds a glitched disk, as he immediately reports it to a factory that had already been liberated*

Robo: Beeee baaaa boop ba beee.

*Robo inserts a playlist into the machine after figuring out how to improve upon his AI concerning the area of grasping and lifting objects*
 
Le Marsouin

Le Marsouin

*Robo reaches into the machine and gets 3000 Poké Dollars*

Robo:
Beeee baaa boop be ba?

*Robo carefully inserts another beat chip into the machine with his four blue, square shaped hands, as the rear info panel reads:*

Superb Scanners -
Robo's camera drones scan enemies, incoming projectiles and hazards quicker, allowing Robo to replicate their attacks on the fly.
 
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