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The World's Longest Thread
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@Psycho Monkey
Put it in a blender with a telephone and you get RINGRINGRINGRINGRING BANANA PHONE!
Put it in a blender with a telephone and you get RINGRINGRINGRINGRING BANANA PHONE!
*Squats and contorts face into adorable snarl.*
MYYEEEEHH!!!
MYYEEEEHH!!!
*sniffs* ahhhhhh
HELLO!!! TEAPOT!!!
*claps to get attention*
*claps to get attention*
*looks up*
Myehh? Mraawr. (What? I'm hungry.)
Myehh? Mraawr. (What? I'm hungry.)
No, I'm looking for an admin, (specifically teapot) not you. Go back to what you were doing.
Have some food, though.
Have some food, though.
OH PLEASE NO
*Fuses and uses Aura Sphere and Earthquake combined*
It's Super Effective!
Night of Fate fainted!
*Fuses and uses Aura Sphere and Earthquake combined*
It's Super Effective!
Night of Fate fainted!
*Unfuses and gets the work done twice as fast*
Better?
*Fuses back*
Better?
*Fuses back*
*licks floor for no reason except llamas = random*
Maybe because Lucarios always wreck havoc.
*Unfuses and cleans up*
*Fuses back*
lain, lets stop wrecking havoc. This is getting way too crazy. Deal?
*Fuses back*
lain, lets stop wrecking havoc. This is getting way too crazy. Deal?
Good.
*High-fives lain*
*High-fives lain*
Gyu!
*stands in huge pile of spit with this exact face >
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*stands in huge pile of spit with this exact face >
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Psycho Monkey
Member of the Literary Elite Four
*mewls sadly as the door is slammed, leaving the adorable Arce-llama sitting in the rain*
Myueh...
Myueh...
Psycho Monkey
Member of the Literary Elite Four
*Gives FanceeLlama an umbrella*
((Dude, I refuse to be disgraced like that. THAT'S A FREAKING SHEEP. 
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-insert llama language gibberish-
WARNING: May include -ed out severe language!
Translation: What the - did you just -ing say about me, you little -? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Qaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the - out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my -ing words. You think you can get away with saying that - to me over the Internet? Think again, -. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're -ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, any time, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little -. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your -ing tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you -ing idiot. I will - fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're -ing dead, kiddo.
))-insert llama language gibberish-
WARNING: May include -ed out severe language!
Translation: What the - did you just -ing say about me, you little -? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Qaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the - out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my -ing words. You think you can get away with saying that - to me over the Internet? Think again, -. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're -ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, any time, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little -. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your -ing tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you -ing idiot. I will - fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're -ing dead, kiddo.
Derp... still left with only one arm at the moment. Anyways, I am the resident witch here, and am Not dead.(yet)
Also it looks like y'all have been having fun in my absence. :T
Also it looks like y'all have been having fun in my absence. :T
???
Umm I don't randomly use my magic to destroy things... P_M and Data(teapot) would get mad at me.
I mostly just steal souls at the moment
Umm I don't randomly use my magic to destroy things... P_M and Data(teapot) would get mad at me.
I mostly just steal souls at the moment
*smiles innocently* aww don't worry to much... I don't bite
*sends telepathic message to everybody somehow*
I don't bite either, but I do occasionally gnaw on shoes, on feet or not! Besides, will somebody let me back in now? @Gliscario39 kicked me out for licking the floor.
I don't bite either, but I do occasionally gnaw on shoes, on feet or not! Besides, will somebody let me back in now? @Gliscario39 kicked me out for licking the floor.
Hmm, I'll let you in only if you refrain from spitting everywere
Myaah, I am llama. I do not understand your human gibberish.
Psycho Monkey
Member of the Literary Elite Four
I only bite if you get close to my mouth 
And no FanceeLlama. You're still locked out for that scathing message over an honest mistake. I'm sorry if I offended you but that was taking things way too far.
And no FanceeLlama. You're still locked out for that scathing message over an honest mistake. I'm sorry if I offended you but that was taking things way too far.
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