When life gives you....

[Sharksuitguy17]

Wash your hands. Yes, scrub those metacarpals like you've never scrubbed them before. No bacteria shall ever leave your phalanges alive, you Thanos snap that s#@*/ out of existence.

When life gives you a really crappy anime,

 

[Scrafty]

Just Ignore it like a normie

When Life gives you Lemons

 

[Sharksuitguy17]

Eat it. Duh. Who even makes lemonade anymore, anyway?

When life gives you the CHEESE,

 

[ThAtGuY101]

When life gives you lemons, make life take those lemons back.


Edit: You get constipated.

When life gives you RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Sharksuitguy17]

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

Ahem.

When life gives you Arbas (the reverse of an Abra, supreme Fighting type physical attacker),

 

[ThAtGuY101]

Rather than teleporting away the abra closes the gap between you and the abra ,and beats you within an inch of your life. Not your pokémon ,but you the trainer. Beat down while your pokémon helplessly watches in horror.

When life gives you a toothbrush ,and tells you to solve the riddle behind the great pyramid of giza ,and gives you five chocolate dipped apples and a green plastic square to help you understand the philosophical reasoning behind the riddle.

 

[Sharksuitguy17]

Use it instead to find out what Obama's last name is.

When life gives you,uoy sevig efil nehW

 

[ThAtGuY101]

You name your kids; Uoy, Sevog, Efil ,and Nehw. They gonna get roasted and made fun of in school ,but you don't care because you knew this when you named them that.

When you wake up in the middle of the night ,and you see that life has given you a candle lit dinner with with rose petals across your bed, scented candles, a bouquet of flowers on your table ,and grilled chicken with a side of vegetables along with red wine. Also life put this guy in the chair across from you.

 

[Sharksuitguy17]

Ask life to give you a beesechurger.

When life gives you melons,

 

[smew178]

When life gives cheese,

 

[Sharksuitguy17]

When life gives you 69,420k upvotes,

 

[ThAtGuY101]

You invite your friends to have a hell of a party and definitely involve those numbers. I won't go further into detail.

When life tells you that you legally MUST attend two weeks of AA Meetings.

 

[smew178]

When life gives the power to a have a meme for every occasion.

 

[Scrafty]

I would abuse to the point everyone i hate dies from cringe

When Life gives you Pewdiepie

 

[smew178]

Jag prenumererar

When life gives you limes.

 

[Sharksuitguy17]

Make lime grenades. Lemonade but more Hitler.

When life gives you a Rubix Cube,

 

[Spongzilla]

You make a Lamborghini

When life gives you Spongzilla's...

 

[Sharksuitguy17]

Ask life for Sponge Kongs instead. I don't know why, I liked that movie better than Godzilla.

When life gives you c h i p,

 

[Spongzilla]

You e a t.

When Life gives you YouTube