Crush a wish!

[Brendan Savem]

(attempt a failure, as usual)
Granted, but to do it, you have to eat a 50 year old meatball (you might encounter side-effects like random cartoons coming out of your brain)

I wish I could form a band for the battle of the bands in a couple of months

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, you are a ragtag group that doesn't use real instruments. Instead you have suplimentary instruments like... frying pans and crap. Infact you suck so bad you don't even qualify for battle of the Bands.

I wish I could better organize my time to get as much fun stuff done over winter break as possible

 

[Weeds]

Granted, but it is organized so that I have to do all the boring stuff. Which makes me mad. So I send my chainsaw-wielding Scizors to amputate your head, right arm and left leg from the knee down. Then I do all the fun stuff you planned to do.

I wish I was better at dancing. (school ball on Friday...)

 

[blackdaisy13]

Granted but now you don't have anyone to dance with or to watch you dance!!!

I wish my boyfriend could come over right now...

 

[Rayn_Shyu]

Granted, but some relative scares him off with a magical broom of scaring off people.

I wish that my throat wasn't scratchy.

 

[DarkPokemonTrainer]

Granted, now you dont have a throat.

I wish I get some good luck soon...

 

[000aj]

granted, but you broke a mirror so you have bad luck

I wish bad luck

 

[Rayn_Shyu]

Granted, but it's so bad you die from it.

I wish that my skin would stop getting zits. >

 

[Weeds]

Granted, now it turns green.

I wish I could watch the Simpsons right now.

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, but it's a repeat of an episode you've seen a million times. Coming up next is a brand new episode but you power goes out.

I wish hsyefgvchv was a real word

 

[Rayn_Shyu]

Granted, but it lacks use in the real world.

I wish that I was better at Soul Caliber.

 

[Cynder]

Granted, But then I get better at Spyro: dawn of the dragon

I wish that the aforementioned game was longer.

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, it takes you a full year of constant play without breaks to beat the game.

I wish the boxes that held Christmas decorations weren't infront of the TV and blocking the way to the PS2.

 

[Pokemon_Ranger06]

Granted, but the box is now blocking the way to your room.

I wish I could think of a wish.

 

[Cynder]

Granted, you wish for Spyro: Dawn of the dragon to be longer

I wish that I could have a Custom avatar With 5 posts.

 

[cooldude97]

Granted, but the internet is destroyed (why, oh why)

I wish people didn't think i'm gay (which i'm not)

 

[000aj]

Granted, but the internet is destroyed (NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

so, what is your wish?

 

[Rayn_Shyu]

Granted, his wish was edited in but you missed it and now I'm going to grant his and your wish that you didn't wish for. OKAY! Well, cooldude97, the ladies are all over you all the time, so 000aj is very jealous. Because he didn't wish for anything he wants your favorite girl and you have to duel to the death for her. And uh, you end up killing said girl somehow because she somehow loved you both. Somehow. THE END.

I wish I could give epical grants like that all the time.

 

[Cynder]

Granted, but they are all directed at me.

Oshi-

I wish that pokecharms liked mudkips.

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, but Pokecharms still doesn't liek Mudkipz (gotta watch your spelling )

I wish I had a giant mech

 

[Rayn_Shyu]

Granted, but it needs new batteries. Like Uranium batteries. Have fun finding those.

I wish that I didn't have so much mucus.

 

[Cynder]

Granted, you are covered in a Certain other body fluid.

I wish for a mudkip.

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, you are covered in a Certain other body fluid.

(Blood?)

Granted, infact I'll give you two Mudkip. You now have to deal with this all day and all night.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKzqP4-0Z6M

I wish I had Christmas cookies!

 

[Rayn_Shyu]

Granted, but they're from last year.

I wish that I was a Gingerbreadwoman!

 

[Murkwood]

Granted, but someone bites your right arm off xP.

I wish there wasn't so much discrimination in the world.

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, instead everyone just hates you

I wish I was hot (I mean temperature, I'm already good looking)

 

[Shocari]

Granted, but you're so hot that you enter an extremely high fever and sweat out all of the water in your body. Then die.

I wish I was posessed by Darkrai...

 

[Rayn_Shyu]

Granted, but he sees a much better host and leaves you.

I wish that I would go and take over the world with my gerbil.

 

[Chibi]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKzqP4-0Z6M

Congrats Brian. You made three things happen: You made my IQ drop abut 30 points *five sec rule*, you made me insane because I now hear those fucking "Kick mom" in head, and now I've watched it three times in a row with sound. Teeheehe I'm insane! *eyetwitch*
BiC:

Granted, but you take over the world for only a minute before I boot you and your gerbil off the throne with my pyrokinetic fox and into a lake of zombie magikarps.

I wish I would stop hearing those damn Mudkips in my head. (Gods, I just KNOW I'm going to hear them in my sleep now.)

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Ahahahahahaha!!! Silly Chibi ;D

Granted, now you hear Tor. Chic! Tor. Chic! *giggles*

I wish I could get amusement like ^that^ more often

 

[Rayn_Shyu]

Granted. You fly away to a zombie island and annoy the zombies with that. While you have your fun with that, they get angry at you and eat your brains. (Almost typed "grains"...)

I wish that my computer wouldn't be so messed up.

 

[Aura]

Granted, but now your head is.

I wish I had some chocolate...

 

[Chibi]

Ahahahahahaha!!! Silly Chibi ;D

Yes yes. Sillly me indeed...."Mud! Kip!" Ah goddamnit!

Granted, but it's that really bitter chocolate that was made with no sugar. I'd like to see you eat that.

I wish things would stop repeating in my head

 

[Rayn_Shyu]

Granted, but you don't have a head anymore. (Wow, that's weird.)

I wish that the next poster would have to yell something really obnoxiously and tell us all about their experience.

 

[Weeds]

Granted, but... No wait! Not granted!

I wish I could SHOOP DA WHOOP! (and fire mah lazahs!)

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, but that giant mouth/head thingy that's associated with the phrase sues you for copyright infringement.

I wish I didn't have to be awake so damn early just to wait for a freaking phone call.

 

[Rayn_Shyu]

Granted, but the call never comes.

I wish that WoW wasn't down right now. :'(

 

[blackdaisy13]

Granted but they accidently delete your account in the process of fixing the problem!

I wish i had a lugia...

 

[000aj]

granted, it hates you

I wish a magikarp can beat an arceus with splash

 

[blackdaisy13]

Granted but that would create a backwards universe where you would care if it could, making the wish useless to you

I wish i could take over the world