Crush a wish!

[Chibi]

Granted, but I steal all of it. ^^

I wish I knew if more than one character was allowed in GUSPF

 

[Picnicker Virgil]

Granted, you do know but now you're not allowed in the RP.


I wish I knew what that new Pokémon under the '?' bubble was.

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, it is yet another incarnation of Rotom

I wish it take me the entire week to do that cursed English paper. (Atleast it was the last one ;D)

 

[Chibi]

Granted. You spend the whole week doing it and nothing else.

I wish my fingers weren't numb. (I wonder why they're numb...

 

[Rayn_Shyu]

Granted. It's because you've been typing. And now you don't type no more.

I wish that I didn't have a research paper due.

 

[Chibi]

(I mean they're numb because they're cold. But it's not cold here...)

Granted, now you have a project on the laws of physics that's due.

I wish my fingers weren't cold.

 

[Rayn_Shyu]

Granted. Go take a nap. It usually helps me.

I wish that I never had to go to school again, but if I wanted to, I could.

 

[Chibi]

(Four cups of coffee make that impossible Rayn)

Granted, but now you always want to go to school.

I wish I had a stapler.

 

[Picnicker Virgil]

Granted, but you don't have staples or anything to staple.

I wish I knew the difference between port and starboard.

 

[blackdaisy13]

Granted, but now you don't know the difference between hot and cold.

I wish i had some pizza...

 

[Psycho Monkey]

I wish it take me the entire week to do that cursed English paper.

Granted. You spend the whole week doing it and nothing else.

Why the hell would I wish that? Stupid typos! > I forgot didn't

Granted, but it's got anchovies on it

I wish my PS2 wasn't busted

 

[Secad MS]

Granted. Now your face is!

I wish I wasn't a pushover when it comes to doing nice things for people, like taking out their trash and recycling. I do it nearly every...single...day!

 

[Chibi]

Why the hell would I wish that? Stupid typos! > I forgot didn't

And you get on me for my typos...

Granted, but now you fall into a sewer drain because I can't think of anything better.

I wish I could type using all of my fingers. (Using only index fingers suck.)

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, but this only increases your number of typos.

I wish I had money so that I could screw the rules in America (Gotta love YGO Abridged)

 

[Chibi]

Granted, but you get mugged any everyone steals your money.

I wish typos didn't exist.

 

[Secad MS]

Granted. But you have messed up the God of Misfortune, so he kills you.

I wish for a last person to join GUSPF.

 

[Chibi]

Granted, but it's a n00b.

I wish my male character from GUSPF was real. (He's so awesome!)

 

[DarkPokemonTrainer]

Granted, but he gets a sex change and slits his throat.

I wish I would get atleast one present for Christmas.

 

[Chibi]

Granted, it's coal.

I wish I had a Sableye.

 

[DayU]

Granted, it nearly kills you every morning and before bed.

I wish the Sableye didn't nearly kill Chibi.

 

[Chibi]

Granted, now it nearly kills you.

I wish I had a TAME Sableye

 

[DayU]

Granted, it isn't potty trained.

I wish it was as smart as a monkey.

 

[Mystic_Suicune]

Granted, but it throws poop at you.

I wish I could go see the Harlem Globetrotters next month.

 

[Rayn_Shyu]

Granted, but you get trampled. But not to death. Cuz that would be mean.

I wish my foot didn't itch.

 

[Pokemon_Ranger06]

Granted, but now your back itches.

I wish our dreams couldn't be crushed by reality.

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, but we still crush them

I wish to get A's on all my finals this week

 

[Rayn_Shyu]

Granted, but you have to take them two times. Or else no A for you.

I wish my thumb didn't hurt.

 

[Chibi]

Granted, now your brain hurts.

I wish my fingers weren't cold. (Not again )

 

[Rayn_Shyu]

Granted. You have to stick them in your armpits though. And now they're stinky, even if you put on deodorant.

I wish my parents would come home so I wouldn't have to be babysitting anymore.

 

[Aura]

Granted, but you have to babysit for 244444444444444444444444444444hrs tomorrow...

I wish I had an Idea about what to wish for

 

[000aj]

granted, but it's a bad idea

i wish i have an IQ of 211

 

[Rayn_Shyu]

Granted, but you invent something that ends the world. Nice work Smarty!

I wish that I could own a fish.

 

[Pokemon_Ranger06]

Granted, but it dies because of the lack of air (or water).

I wish my friend wasn't sick.
(She says she is going to be absent for a while.)

 

[Rayn_Shyu]

Granted, now your sick because you healed her.

I wish I could get a massage.

 

[Brendan Savem]

Granted, but it's done by a clumsy elephant (to be honest, ele-sages are actually pretty good, when they're trained that is)

I wish I had a pet elephant (And there better be something original for this one! >)

 

[000aj]

granted, here is your mad elephant (srry, i heard it wrong)

I wish I eat every day something nice

 

[Rayn_Shyu]

Granted, but you have to work on your grammar because I could barely understand that.

I wish I didn't eat a whole bowl of pop corn...

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, it was a bowl of popcorn kernels and it gives you a really bad stomach ache.

I wish I had an MP3 of Carrol of the Bells (my favorite Christmas song)

 

[Rayn_Shyu]

Granted, but you get eaten. But your listening to Carol of the Bells while being digested. (Well, that was kinda morbid...)

I wish I wouldn't be so crazy like I am all the time.

 

[Mystic_Suicune]

Granted, but your no longer any fun to hang out with, and no one talks to you. (Wow...that was harsh)

I wish my gfs b-day present hadn't broken.