Crush a wish!

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

Granted, they're too small for you though.

I wish Normal was Super-Effective against something (then my Delcatty would be semi-useful).

 

[KoL]

Granted, but Delcatty's still god-awful.

I wish Ganondorf was a bit faster.

 

[Poison Type Prodigy]

Granted, but ganondorf is still a villain and will lose on a regular basis.

I wish I had a mini-fridge.

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

Granted, it's the size of a fruit fly.

I wish I had noticed we posted at the exact same time earlier.

 

[Black Wolf]

Granted, but now you cant post at all.

I wish my teachers (or half my class) are sick tomorrow.

 

[PokeFriend13]

Granted but you get sick too.

I wish that I woun't get a bad wish chrusher

 

[SwiftLeaf]

Granted, no one will answer you.

I wish I had buffalo wings right now that were normal and not poisoned and that no one else could eat.

 

[Shocari]

Granted, but I write in my Death Note that you die by choking on them. The Death Note does not fail ^__^

I wish I had something to do.

 

[Bennett856]

Granted, but now you have too much to do (it was obvious)

I wish I had a job.

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

Granted, it's scraping bird droppings off roofs and windows. Without any special equipment.

I wish my shoulder would stop itching.

 

[Shocari]

Granted. Now it's a third-degree burn.

I wish I had a life.

 

[Poison Type Prodigy]

Granted, now you can't go to pokecharms anymore.

I wish I had flip flops that weren't noisy.

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

(Sho: At least third-degree burns are supposed to be just numbness |D)

Granted, you have spiky cleats, and the spikes are on the inside.

I wish my lips weren't so chapped (chapstick does not work for me).

 

[Black Wolf]

((I am not going to say the one I was planning to say, that one was just rude.))

Granted, but now your eyes are chapped ???

I wish my mother dident need the computer at this moment.

 

[Bloodless]

Granted, but now your dad needs it.

I wish I had a sandwich.

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, the bread is moldy, the meat is rotten, and the cheese is beyond fermented.

I wish I could remember an important detail I seem to have forgotten.

 

[Bloodless]

Granted, but it's only a portion of it.

I wish I had a pet.

 

[Black Wolf]

Granted, but when you get back hime from school, it burned down your house.

I wish that the exams are over so that I could evolve my Porygon. All that waiting is so boring.

 

[Bloodless]

Granted, but before evolving it, you release it by accident.

I wish I had a million bucks.

 

[KoL]

Granted, but then you get mugged by Bill Gates and lose it all again.

I wish Metroid Prime Hunters wasn't so crap.

 

[DarkTypeMaster]

Granted, it is now 1% better!

I wish Christmas would come quicker.

 

[KoL]

Granted - Dialga moves time forward 2 weeks into the future in an instant, but vaporizes you with Roar of Time, ensuring that even though Christmas will indeed be coming 2 weeks earlier, you won't be alive to see it.

I wish Doom 1 Episode 4 wasn't so bloody cheap.

 

[Black Wolf]

Granted, but now its so bloody expensive, the world economie crashes, I hope you are happy now!

I wish that stupid song would stop playing all the time.

 

[Bloodless]

Granted, but now a worse one is stuck in your head.

I wish I could breathe fire.

 

[KoL]

Granted, but your ability backfires and you spontaneously combust.

Also:

Granted, but now its so bloody expensive, the world economie crashes, I hope you are happy now!

I meant "cheap" as in "open door and instantly die without warning," not the price. Why would I want it to cost MORE?

Lets try again, shall we?

I wish Doom 1 Episode 4 wasn't so bloody cheap.

 

[Bloodless]

Granted, but now it's so easy, it's not even worth playing.

I wish all my homework was done correctly.

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

Granted, it was done correctly four years after it was due.

I wish I could sing faster.

 

[Bloodless]

Granted, but now you sing so fast, no one has any clue what you're singing.

I wish I had a flamethrower.

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, but it is easily combustable and explodes in you hands.

I wish my club's Anime Social hadn't turned into such a disaster.

 

[Bloodless]

Granted, but now it's only slightly better.

I wish that the end of the world will be epic to watch.

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

(That's actually what I wanted xD For the singing thing)

Granted. You experienced it.

I wish I could find my not-broken kazoo.

 

[Bloodless]

(It was freaking epic to watch.)

Granted, but when you find it, you accidentally drop it and it breaks.

I wish I could watch the end of the world again.

 

[Metagross Rocks22]

Granted,But The Movie Becomes True And I Become Safe By Flying To the Moon In A Space Suit

I Wish I Could Pwn Wario With Ham

 

[Black Wolf]

Granted, but then you get pwnd twice as hard, and with a ham sandwich.

I wish those kids dident bully me this morning.

 

[DarkTypeMaster]

Granted, they burn down your house instead!

I wish I had something to wish for!

 

[Black Wolf]

Granted, now you want to wish for a volcano, but you wasted your wish on wanting to wish for something.

I wish I was as awesome as my brother.

 

[DarkTypeMaster]

Granted, but you start doing cartwheels on the road and get hit by a car.

I wish I owned a toy store.

 

[Black Wolf]

(( My brother doesent do Cartwheels : ))

Granted, but all the toys come to life at night and kill you. ;D

I wish I dident break my hand.

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, your hand was detatched leaving behind a bloodied stump

I wish for another wish

 

[Bloodless]

Granted, but the wish gives you the opposite of what you wish for.

I wish for more free time.