Private/Closed Fiction Crossover

[comic]

digimon is always trying to have a flexing contest with pokemon, though it always escalates to digimon pulling its dick out and waving it around, claiming it has a bigger one, while pokemon keeps its pants zipped up and everyone respects him for it, while getting annoyed with digimons sad and ludicrous attempts at being better than pokemon.
moral of the story is that digimon sux ass lel

 

[Mokko]

digimon is always trying to have a flexing contest with pokemon, though it always escalates to digimon pulling its dick out and waving it around, claiming it has a bigger one, while pokemon keeps its pants zipped up and everyone respects him for it, while getting annoyed with digimons sad and ludicrous attempts at being better than pokemon.
moral of the story is that digimon sux ass lel

Comparing Pokemon to Digimon is the equivalent of comparing a loaf of fresh bread to a tower of moldy bread.
Bigger isn’t always better

 

[Godjacob]

Eh, I still think Digimon is the better anime series. I just like the world of Pokemon better.

 

[comic]

Pumpkin Party in Sea Hitler's Water Apocalypse

 

[comic]

anyway, my next post is gonna be even bigger and better than ever before. i'm really ambitious with this one. every character will be in it. every one of them.
and i've just finished only one portion of it.
if any of you thought my last Homestuck related section was confusing, you're in for a treat, because this new one delves into Trolls. alongside this, just that part of the post is 2.7k words.
now i've gotta make posts concerning everybody else.
remember when i said i wanted to aim for 5k words?
that's small fry.
i'm gonna try to hit 10k.

 

[comic]

and since nobody is distracting me with posts to reply to mine, or delve off into a completely unrelated topic (and probably get an immediate reply, knowing my luck), then i'll go ahead and bring up something else.
the SCP universe.
please tell me i'm not the only one who's thought about this for this RP.

 

[Godjacob]

and since nobody is distracting me with posts to reply to mine, or delve off into a completely unrelated topic (and probably get an immediate reply, knowing my luck), then i'll go ahead and bring up something else.
the SCP universe.
please tell me i'm not the only one who's thought about this for this RP.

I....know nothing of the SCP. Apart from it is apparently an OP as heck universe (Or over wanked I don't know) or something like that.

 

[comic]

I....know nothing of the SCP. Apart from it is apparently an OP as heck universe (Or over wanked I don't know) or something like that.

yeah, it's OP depending on how you look at it.
i mean, God himself, the Christian God, is a literal character known as SCP-343.

 

[Godjacob]

i mean, God himself, the Christian God, is a literal character known as SCP-343.

Okay what benefit would adding this to the Rp achieve? XD.

But neat to know.

 

[comic]

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Okay what benefit would adding this to the Rp achieve? XD.

But neat to know.

well, disregarding SCP-343, there's plenty of cool, non-op but still dangerous SCP characters, like SCP-173, SCP-096, and SCP-682.
if you're aware of weeping angels in Doctor Who, then that's basically SCP-173 (though 173's character was made a couple months before that episode of Doctor Who even aired, so i dunno). SCP-096 is... well, terrifying, to put it lightly, and SCP-682 is an intelligent crocodile beast that wants to destroy everything, to make it simple.

 

[Funny Sans Rat]

DID YOU JUST SAY SCP??!!

 

[BurbleBurble]

I....know nothing of the SCP. Apart from it is apparently an OP as heck universe (Or over wanked I don't know) or something like that.

Not really OP as much as eldritch and oddities. SCP is a sect of people supposedly keeping humanity safe from terrible, terrible monsters or at the least odd creatures or machines. For example, the unkillable reptile, the statue that snaps peoples necks if you turn your back on it, and the hugging blob. It's pretty interesting stuff.

But yeah, I don't see much reason for introducing them to a bloated RP. I mean, Comic evidently has the skill to wield them well, but why introduce them? Especially the indestructible ones.

 

[Mokko]

Okay what benefit would adding this to the Rp achieve? XD.

But neat to know.

The SCP universe is actually a really intriguing one. There are all kinds of SCPs, dangerous and not dangerous. Sentient ones and non sentient ones have personality, and the thing is, the creators let themselves have fun while creating SCPs. Not to mention, some SCPs could become weapons for our lesser characters. I’m all for adding some SCPs.

 

[Godjacob]

but why introduce them? Especially the indestructible ones.

Because we already have Goku in the plot so why not at this point. I've already come to accept most of my cast is useless minus Caulifla & Kale when you get down to it XD

 

[Funny Sans Rat]

Somebody should make an scp roleplay, maybe a spinoff in the infinite IKEA, like a survival rp.

 

[comic]

Because we already have Goku in the plot so why not at this point. I've already come to accept most of my cast is useless minus Caulifla & Kale when you get down to it XD

that's kinda lame.
i mean, that's just really lame.
just because they're op characters doesn't mean they'll always beat a character lower tier than them.
there's plenty of situations where low tier characters take down much bigger characters than themselves.
i can bet that Ezra could hold her own against Caulifla, if not outright defeat her.

 

[Godjacob]

i can bet that Ezra could hold her own against Caulifla, if not outright defeat her.

Right now Erza can't even defeat some Soviet soldier XD.

I appreciate the sentiment but it doesn't always translate that way either.

 

[comic]

o

Right now Erza can't even defeat some Soviet soldier XD.

I appreciate the sentiment but it doesn't always translate that way either.

kay, let's look at my cast.
Sans could clearly defeat Snake.
but if it really came down to it, despite the tier advantage Sans has, Snake would win hands down.

 

[Godjacob]

o

kay, let's look at my cast.
Sans could clearly defeat Snake.
but if it really came down to it, despite the tier advantage Sans has, Snake would win hands down.

I mean despite all his advantages & powers Sans still lost to a kid with a knife. It's easier to sell him losing to someone like Snake vs. say....Goku XD.

 

[comic]

I mean despite all his advantages & powers Sans still lost to a kid with a knife. It's easier to sell him losing to someone like Snake vs. say....Goku XD.

Sans could beat Frieza, hands down.

 

[Godjacob]

Sans could beat Frieza, hands down.

....I mean if Frieza was being uncharacteristically cocky and just decided to let Sans have free reigns. I think DBZ/DBS is getting underestimated here XD

I'd like a world where that would happen. But it is just hard to picture or believe.

 

[comic]

....I mean if Frieza was being uncharacteristically cocky and just decided to let Sans have free reigns. I think DBZ/DBS is getting underestimated here XD

I'd like a world where that would happen. But it is just hard to picture or believe.

look no further than karmic retribution, my dear friend.
Frieza has more karma to deliver than any version of Frisk or Chara ever will.
kid killed the Underground? Bad Time.
dude killed countless planets, ending trillions of lives?
you wanna engage in a highly unpleasurable experience?
due to karmic retribution, Sans' attacks would be immensely powerful against Frieza.

 

[Godjacob]

look no further than karmic retribution, my dear friend.
Frieza has more karma to deliver than any version of Frisk or Chara ever will.
kid killed the Underground? Bad Time.
dude killed countless planets, ending trillions of lives?
you wanna experience a highly unpleasurable experience?
due to karmic retribution, Sans' attacks would be immensely powerful against Frieza.

And in response, Frieza blows up the planet.

 

[comic]

And in response, Frieza blows up the planet.

yeah, but how many episodes will that one take?

 

[Godjacob]

yeah, but how many episodes will that one take?

Just one. He literally does it in seconds against Vegeta in Resurrection of F. And did it quickly against Bardock when he turned Planet Vegeta to ash.

He had one wimp out moment when he tried on Namek but weakened it to avoid possibly dying in the blast. Goku even comments on this.

 

[comic]

still, by saying Frieza would resort to blowing up the planet is admitting that Sans would win, because Frieza wouldn't be able to find another alternative of victory.

 

[Godjacob]

still, by saying Frieza would resort to blowing up the planet is admitting that Sans would win, because Frieza wouldn't be able to find another alternative of victory.

Oh he has several I just went with the most extreme option to highlight the gap between the two.

 

[Funny Sans Rat]

Who would win in a fight, Sand Untertale or

 

[comic]

Oh he has several I just went with the most extreme option to highlight the gap between the two.

karmic retribution, man.
the downfall of any bad guy.
sadistic villains beware, sans will give you a real scare...

 

[Godjacob]

karmic retribution, man.
the downfall of any bad guy.
sadistic villains beware, sans will give you a real scare...

That's a no limits fallacy. Frieza survived being cut in half and being on ground zero during a planet's destruction. And that was him at his weakest. He'd endure that and blast Sans to dust.

 

[comic]

That's a no limits fallacy. Frieza survived being cut in half and being on ground zero during a planet's destruction. And that was him at his weakest. He'd endure that and blast Sans to dust.

but has he ever had his SOUL directly attacked for all the sins he's committed?
Frieza wouldn't just feel his sins crawling on his back.
he'd be crushed by them before Sans could even give a witty one-liner.

 

[Mokko]

That's a no limits fallacy. Frieza survived being cut in half and being on ground zero during a planet's destruction. And that was him at his weakest. He'd endure that and blast Sans to dust.

Literally any character could survive that, all they’d need to do is grunt a lot and give a speech about friendship afterwards

 

[Funny Sans Rat]

That's a no limits fallacy. Frieza survived being cut in half and being on ground zero during a planet's destruction. And that was him at his weakest. He'd endure that and blast Sans to dust.

 

[Godjacob]

but has he ever had his SOUL directly attacked for all the sins he's committed?
Frieza wouldn't just feel his sins crawling on his back.
he'd be crushed by them before Sans could even give a witty one-liner.

He survived the God of Destruction's Destruction Ki, which destroys anything including the Soul.

Fallacy. Flex it works on anything XD

 

[comic]

He survived the God of Destruction's Destruction Ki, which destroys anything including the Soul.



Fallacy. Flex it works on anything XD

okay. his soul.
but not his SOUL.

 

[Funny Sans Rat]

Phil Flextale:

 

[Funny Sans Rat]

Aww, it didn't work.

 

[comic]

Literally any character could survive that, all they’d need to do is grunt a lot and give a speech about friendship afterwards

Frieza: *blasts a powerful attack at Sans*
Sans: *starts grunting loudly as he takes the hit*
---once the dust clears...---
Sans: wow. the power of friendship is really somethin', huh?

 

[Godjacob]

okay. his soul.
but not his SOUL.

Okay now this is just applying an Undertale exclusive to the term and saying Frieza loses because of it. That's like if I put a Bleach character in the plot and say he always wins cause you need Reiatsu to fight them.

 

[Mokko]

okay. his soul.
but not his SOUL.

Sans: Wildly slamming SOUL back and forth on bullet board
Frieza: Survives
Sans: Dramatic Swaying
Sans: wow, the power of friendship sure is something.