Name: Pancho Manuel Orozco Rodrigo Pablito Domingo Gutierrez Hernandez Pepino Tortuga Luigi Chichiburrito
Age: 35
Gender: Male
Description: Don Chichiburrito is 5'4," brown-skinned and fat with a thick, bushy, shady-looking mustache, a bulbous nose, wickedly grinning teeth, a brown poncho, a sleeveless cowboy's vest, worn blue jeans with sparse patches of dirt and a wide sombrero.
Personality (Optional): Evil, greedy, manipulative, and prideful, he occasionally lapses into Spanish when he speaks.
History (Optional): Illegally crossed
the southern border to get into Geminos, intent on setting up a drug empire.
Likes/Dislikes (Optional): Likes tacos, beans, burritos, and weedwhackers, dislikes walls and President Donald Trumshoos.
Inventory (5 Items Max, excluding essentials): 1 Breakfast Burrito, 1 Lunch Burrito, 1 Dinner Burrito, 1 Rocket Burrito which gives him enough gas to fly to space, and 1 Nuclear Burrito that gives him more ripping force than Hiroshima and Nagaski combined. He can hold it
in, but eventually he'll need to
vent, and he can't count the number of times he
tore through his pants.
I am dead serious. Now let me head to Naruto AU and hop on Discord since I heard you discuss the thread there. And if this isn't accepted, I'll just get on Discord for fun. It's about time I got one, since Nebby was wondering what mine was.
Edit: Aww, the invite expired.