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Open POKECHARMS BADFIC CONTEST 2019 - A SONG OF FAIL AND SHAME

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KoL

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Judgment of your works comes this Sunday.

Those who have yet to post their works, you have two days to do so.

Those who have already posted their works, do not forget that you are allowed to edit your works between now and Sunday. Make any tweaks you wish, they could be the difference between victory and defeat for you.
 

~Rinko~

Previously PrincessPika~chan
Okay, here gos:
tas a newt dai tin da word of o. evathin tent gweat, sid form da eval ward lavedraw<3<3:):) two tok de word dan tole a traw.
thogh a perswon taved de dai buy toking de word bak!
~DE DEN~
 

MihajloJedi

Previously m1h4jl0
-----Memes of Thrones, Battle Royale Hunger Games Lookalike Thing-----
Only ending cause I didn't had time for whole fricking story

End was near. Game was almost finished. Only 6 contestants were left. Uganda Knuckles. Somebody toucha my spaghet. Thanos. Ricardo Milos. Troll Face. And Big Chungus. It all came down to this last battle. They all wanted to win. They all wanted to be best meme of all time. But only one could become best meme of all time.
They started firing at each other with every single weapon they had. First one to go down was Somebody toucha my spaghet. He was hit by one of the carrots Big Chungus threw. Next one was Troll Face. He committed toaster bath cause he was bored. Next one was Big Chungus. He accidentally hit Alt+F4. There were only three of them left,when Thanos showed his ass and got Thiccest Booty Award. Then he snapped his fingers and Ricardo was gone. Now it was a 1v1. Uganda Knuckles, one of the most annoying things in the universe and Thanos, mad titan, thiccest man in the universe. They ran in final clash and then boom, giant explosion. After smoke disappeared, we could see both contestants down on the ground and on top of them was standing...

Pay 10$ to hear the ending.
(Sponsored by EA)
 
Ok, I'm going to throw a box of wasps at EA... Ten of them... that should be sufficient enough payment... It will hurt more than benefit...
*Throws ten wooden boxes full of wasps at EA* I want the end of the story now
 

MihajloJedi

Previously m1h4jl0
You successfully paid ending of Memes of Thrones, Battle Royale Hunger Games Lookalike Thing. Now you have to pay 5$ to save the game before continuing.
 

KoL

Expert FPS Player
Staff member
Moderator
Your fics have been graded, and judgment for your sins is now upon you.

Your scores reflect the sheer awfulness and fail you have managed to call upon to write your fics. If I liked reading your work, your score will suffer for it.

Teapot

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Fail Points: Let the Battle Begin/100

PlayfulFox47

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Fail Points: 73/100

Hungry Badass

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Fail Points: 63/100

BurbleBurble

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Fail Points: 91/100

Steel Snek

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Fail Points: 89/100

EeviumZ

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Fail Points: 82/100

Dwayna Dragonfire


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Fail Points: 77/100

Mystic Zander

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Fail Points: 39/100

Altari_owl

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Fail Points: 78/100

Generation Sect

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Fail Points: 95/100

Philucifer

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Fail Points: Phil/100

Umbreon06


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Fail Points: 42/100

PrincessPika

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Fail Points: 68/100

MihajloJedi

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Fail Points: 70/100

And thus, the results are as follows:

3rd place goes to Steel_Snek with 89 Fail Points

2nd place goes to BurbleBurble with 91 Fail Points

1st place goes to our Badfic Contest 2019 Champion 2019, Generation Sect with 95 Fail Points

Congratulations to our winner for their... frankly dreadful performance, well done to everyone who took part and brought the very worst they could throw down. Same time next year for our next contest of fail, and thank you all for taking part.
 

KoL

Expert FPS Player
Staff member
Moderator
It's because you were sandwiched between a pair of giant pigeons and Rock "The Dwayne" Johnson.

However, I will now bestow upon you your grading.

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Fail Points: 84/100
 
omg guys...i started the thanos meme IN THE LAST THRED...and the epec saga of ohemioa nd bogemio last year...

I was so close to non greatness. Obviously I needed a few more paragraphs of mangled lore and setup for stupid plot twists, but I'll settle for second for now. Tune in next year for more garbled messes of Fanfiction from my maw. I'm getting close to that top spot.
 

Pollen-Puff

Previously Ampharos' Dragon Blood
Oh
my
gosh


I just thought of the winning post
you wanna see it?
here you go

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