SUICIDE GAME

Psycho Monkey · May 17, 2009

It's light... But why?! As a creature of darkness, I fade away into nothingness.

I drop Kingdom Hearts (not the game, the actual moon)

112% Elusive · May 17, 2009

O_O PANIC! *Is flattened by the moon*

I drop your sanity.

Psycho Monkey · May 17, 2009

Sanity? I thought I lost you! Come here, oh how I missed you! Wait, wait a minute! What have I done!? All the crimes I've committed, the collateral damage I've caused, the people I've slain! Why!? What was it all for!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! *commits sappuku*

I drop your most precious treasure

Chibi · May 17, 2009

Hmmmm...I wonder what the hell that is. *bases head in in an attmept to try and remember. I srsly don't know*

I drop....A SHRUBBERY!!! *dramatic music for all you Monty Python fans*

BlackLotus · May 17, 2009

I attempt to take the shrubbery as my own, but before I can, a bunch of weird knights jump out of nowhere and start shouting "Ni!"

I commit suicide from the ensuing insanity.

I also drop the word "Ni!"

Aura · May 17, 2009

I randomly start shouting 'Ni' and that is apparently a Pokemon call, because all the Pokemon in the vacinity come running straight at me, and I am crushed.

I drop GPX Plus

gzh11121 · May 17, 2009

Huh? What's this? A website? Eh.. *throws into lake I'm standing in* AHHAHHAHAHHAHA!!!!! *gets electrocuted*

I drop Psycho Monkey's head.

Chibi · May 17, 2009

Omg a head!.....Wait a moment, this looks like Psycho's head...Wait NO!!! I SWEAR I DIDN'T DO IT!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!! *gets butchered by the evil space monkeys*

I drop a lighter.

Brendan Savem · May 17, 2009

I light Gzh with it just for fun while he's covered in gasoline, he runs around on fire for a while and everyone watches and enjoys it. But laughter turns to tears (I hope they do) when he runs into me and burns me under him

I drop Gzh on fire

Psycho Monkey · May 17, 2009

*side steps* Oh how I've waited to do this! I take a piss on gzh because I hear that piss is quite flamable. Too flamable it seems as the fire runs up the trail and lights me on fire starting with my naughty bits.

I drop a bottle of water

gzh11121 · May 18, 2009

Awww yes!!! *pours water on self* Now.. for you to die!!!!!!!!!! *charges at Psycho Monkey but gets killed by the evil space monkeys*

I drop myself.

Psycho Monkey · May 18, 2009

I kill you, plain and simple. However the object of the game is to die yourself, not just kill morons, so I go to do something I've always wanted to do; free fall off a skyscraper

. Unfortunately, I didn't think that through far enough and I die upon striking the ground.

I drop dangerous toys

Aura · May 18, 2009

Yay! Lets play with the dangerous toys! *plays with dangerous toys which turns out to be body parts of Psycho* Hang on... This is Psycho! OH S- *shares Chibi's fate*

I drop the arrow game

gzh11121 · May 18, 2009

WHAT?! Nobody posted?! GRAAAGGGHHH!!! *murders self with computer*

I drop dust.

Brendan Savem · May 19, 2009

The dust is a rare ailen dust that contains a virus that sucks the life out of humans. And I breathed it in, and thus started an alien invasion as microscopic aliens begin taking over the world

I drop Stewie Griffin

gzh11121 · May 19, 2009

Me: ....
Stewie: ....
Me: You landed on my head....
Stewie: Point?
Me: I'm gonna' have ta' kill you now.
Stewie: Not if I do first! *hits my head with shovel then stuffs body in a body bag and throws me into a lake*

I drop that lake.

Rozi · May 20, 2009

HA! I can swim! *swims to shore and walks* *falls into Psycho's hole* OH SH-

I somehow drop Chibi.

Psycho Monkey · May 20, 2009

Chibi lands on her head and I feel her wrath for not catching her. All that remains of me is ashes.

I drop a bag of skittles

gzh11121 · May 21, 2009

Oh, look Skittles! Hmmm.. they don't look like Skittles... Oh, well! *swallows all of them at once* Aww dang it! Forgot I'm allergic to- *body gets maimed*

I drop a maimed bottle.

Aura · May 21, 2009

*looks at bottle carefully, inspecting for bombs or poison* Hmmm... there doesn't seem to be any... OK! *picks it up and is sucked into a black hole*

I drop a star (somehow)

Psycho Monkey · May 21, 2009

It just so happeds that the star you dropped was about to go supernova. The star explodes desroying our star, aka the sun, and incinerated all the inner planets, Mercury, Venus, Earth, and Mars.

I drop gamma radiation

Rozi · May 22, 2009

I obtain the ability to fly. WHEEEE!!!!! Wait a minute, I don't know how to fly.... *flies into a volcano*

I drop the volcano

Brendan Savem · May 22, 2009

I fall into the lava, but it doesn't burn me, it in fact feels nice. I decide to go for a little swim, but the shark hiding in the fake lava comes up and eats me.

I drop a lava demon

Hidden Umbreon · May 22, 2009

Lava demon talks to me making me bored then melt me.

I drop toothbrush

gzh11121 · May 22, 2009

Me: ....
Toothbrush: BRUSH WITH ME!!!
Me: Why should I?
Toothbrush: Because I'll give you a lollipop if you do.
Me: I HATE lollies!!!
Toothbrush: Wait, no, please no don't kill me!
Me: Oh, no I have something better planned! *pours toothpaste on the toothbrush and starts brushing teeth*
Toothbrush: T-h a n k y o u!
Me: Gmph! I'f funished foo efough fow forrect?
Toothbrush: I think the exact opposite happened.
Me: No... No.. NO!!!!! MY TEETH ARE GONE!!!! * keeps pulling random body parts until I pull out my heart*

I drop my still beating heart.

Psycho Monkey · May 23, 2009

Your heart becomes tainted with darkness transforming it into a Heartless. Because you formed an insignificant little Shadow, I easily dispose of it. However, its death alerted other Heartless in the area to a threat so I get ambushed by all kinds of different Heartless. After an exhausting battle, I finally defeat all the Heartless only to now face the boss which just so happens to be Ansem's Guardian. Unable to inflict any damage on it, I am killed.

I drop my Nobody Mekxyon (pronounced like Zexion with an M

)

BlackLotus · May 23, 2009

Your Nobody Mekxyon convinces me that my heart is powerful enough to create a Nobody as well as a Heartless when it is consumed by darkness. I listen to him and create an Invisible Heartless, as well as my Nobody, Tenvexs. However, my original self is gone, and Nobodies technically don't exist, meaning that I have effectively died.

But at least I get to use the power of darkness without fear of attack from the Heartless! =D

I drop the powers of darkness.

Psycho Monkey · May 23, 2009

At last! The powers of darkness! I create a Corridor of Darkness and walk through only to find myself hovering over the pit of doom. Gravity pulls me into the pit before I can create another corridor.

I drop the letter X

Lucario454 · May 23, 2009

X's are pointy. It cut's me and I bleed to death.

I drop a Jirachi sprite.

POH!KEMON · May 23, 2009

Awww...he's so cute. Wait a minute...don't use psychic on me. Uh-oh...Gaaaaaah!!!

I drop a penny.

Rozi · May 23, 2009

Sweet! A penny!

Wait, it's on tails, so doesn't that mean bad luck for- *crushed by a meteor.

I drop the meteor.

gzh11121 · May 24, 2009

Well... Look at that.... Hmm... *starts hitting it with a pickaxe* Nope nada. *walks away* Gum vack voo vittle tuman! *looks around* Oh, hi little alien! *pets happily* Wait... it looks mad. I don't think I should've doen that... No wiat.. NO!!!!!!! *gets sucked into a black hole*

I drop... candy.

Aura · May 24, 2009

I start making an analis of the candy, testing it. I prove that it is NOT poisoned, so thereby I eat it. Unfortunetly for me, I didn't watch where I was testing the candy. Turns out I tested it in a lab that Mythbusters were going to blow up. I don't make it out in time.

I drop Mythbusters (epic!)

Lucario454 · May 24, 2009

Do you think they'd do that to M-5? Anyway,

Yay! I'm going to get them to blow up my mom's car! * blows up car* Mom kills me for blowing up her car.

gzh11121 · May 25, 2009

You forgot to drop, so I'll make one up for the Mythbusters.

Me: Hi Adam! Hi Jamie!
Adam & Jamie: Hello, would you like to get blown up?
Me: Sure would!
Adam & Jamie: Ok. Here goes nothing! *Drops nuclear bomb on me*
Me: YAY!!!!! *KABOOOOMMMM!!!!*

I drop my pitiful remains.

POH!KEMON · May 25, 2009

Ewww...body parts! But...I'll keep the brain. *puts it in pocket*
Two hours later
Cop

id you take a brain lying on the street?
Me: What!?! No...It....disapeared...in...the lake! *brain pops out of my pocket*
Cop Ah-hah! come with me kid!
*shoots head with an emergency gun*
Cop: Crap...got away!

I drop the emergency gun.

gzh11121 · May 25, 2009

Huh, what's this? Oh, its a gun labeled "Emergencies ONLY" Hmm.. is that some sort of futuristic lazer? AWESOME!!! (xD)

Pawn Shop Clerk (PSC): Hey, I'll give you something for that.
Me: Hmm... its futuristic so what'll you give me?
PSC: Come closer... *smiles evilly*
Me: Ok.... *walks up* Here you go..
PSC: *shoots me* That'll teach you to steal my gun!
Me: I HATE YOU!!!!
PSC: DIE DIE DIE!!!! *shoots multiple times*

I drop a Gible.

POH!KEMON · May 25, 2009

Awww. What's a gible doing here with this dead body? You must be hungry; well I have a sandwich for you! *Gible eats sandwich* Glad you like...you give me that look, why? What's with the hungry look and raise of teeth? AAAAHHH! *Gible eats me with 5 chews*

I drop a 3OH!3 CD.

TheJester · May 25, 2009

I try to do that little routine of breathing on the CD then wiping it to clean it and end up cutting my tongue. I panic and run around flailing until I finally fall unconscious/die of blood loss.

I drop HeartGold and SoulSilver.

Aura · May 25, 2009

*fangirl scream*

MINE MINE MINE!!!

*runs forwards to get both DS games, but fails to notice that they are hovering over the edge of a cliff*

I drop a member infected by the love demon, but who is yet to see someone

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