Someone will want to kill someone else.
What are the standards of a professional?
What are the standards of a professional?
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The Stupid Game!
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Pornography featuring your mother.
How much does it cost to fire Sascha for twelve seconds?
How much does it cost to fire Sascha for twelve seconds?
SANDVICH. OM NOM NOM NOM NOM
Will we ever run out of TF2 references for this game? xD
Will we ever run out of TF2 references for this game? xD
Psycho Monkey
Member of the Literary Elite Four
*hides grenade* No idea.
When did life get so complicated?
When did life get so complicated?
Psycho Monkey
Member of the Literary Elite Four
Spasms in the diaphram
How many commercials did Billy Mays make before he died? (A new one is airing right now!)
How many commercials did Billy Mays make before he died? (A new one is airing right now!)
I believe five.
Do you have an iScribble?
Do you have an iScribble?
Psycho Monkey
Member of the Literary Elite Four
Unfortunately, I don't
Do you plan out every possible situation in life, even the situations that are entirely impossible?
Do you plan out every possible situation in life, even the situations that are entirely impossible?
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sheesheesh
I don't know. Let me think about that.
Did you get the joke?
Did you get the joke?
Yes. It wasn't funny. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200$.
Are you an optimist?
Are you an optimist?
Psycho Monkey
Member of the Literary Elite Four
No, I am not a Transformer. 
j/k
Most of the time I'm optomistic
Will you be observing Mars this August?
j/kMost of the time I'm optomistic
Will you be observing Mars this August?
Sun Tzu said a hell of a lot of things. He did, after all, invent fighting and perfected it so that no man can best him in the ring of honor!
(But I think you're looking for the quote "If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight!" xD)
What's the difference between a Sniper and a Crazed Gunman?
(But I think you're looking for the quote "If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight!" xD)
What's the difference between a Sniper and a Crazed Gunman?
Simple. A crazed gunman shoots everything.
What is the circumference of a rubber duck?
What is the circumference of a rubber duck?
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sheesheesh
Yep. She was asking for it, too!
Does this AIDS victim make me look fat?
Does this AIDS victim make me look fat?
Actually, you have an eating disorder, too.
Eww, what's that in the sink? x.x
Eww, what's that in the sink? x.x
What you´ve been putting in it. Seriously, lay off the chili dogs.
Who likes quesadillas?
Who likes quesadillas?
Psycho Monkey
Member of the Literary Elite Four
I do!
Is Brendan asking this question because he has some and is willing to share?
Is Brendan asking this question because he has some and is willing to share?
I sure hope so.
Can I have some too :3?
Can I have some too :3?
Psycho Monkey
Member of the Literary Elite Four
They are the mutant offspring of my Evil Space Monkeys and Secad's pyrokenetic gerbils.
Are you aware of the fact that animals don't mate out of instint to produce offspring but because they find it fun like humans do?
Are you aware of the fact that animals don't mate out of instint to produce offspring but because they find it fun like humans do?
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sheesheesh
Stel is no longer with us... Heheheh...
Why do people buy porn?
Why do people buy porn?
Heck if I know.
Who's the person who came up with that sick and twisted idea? It makes me want to vomit just thinking about it. =X
Who's the person who came up with that sick and twisted idea? It makes me want to vomit just thinking about it. =X
Maybe it was Bill Gates' perverted child?
Psycho Monkey
Member of the Literary Elite Four
To answer Shado as Jirachan forgot a question:
It wasn't just one person, it was a whole group of people. Back in ancient times people would fuck infront of everyone and a few people got the sudden urge to mate while watching others. As culture got more refined, people began mating in private, but those individuals that still needed to watch others lived on and needed a new way to satisfy their lust. Therefore they began asking some not so shy people to have sex in front of them for pleassure. Eventually, people realized they could make a profit off of this and so was born the porn industry.
What I just said was a load of BS, but did you believe it?
It wasn't just one person, it was a whole group of people. Back in ancient times people would fuck infront of everyone and a few people got the sudden urge to mate while watching others. As culture got more refined, people began mating in private, but those individuals that still needed to watch others lived on and needed a new way to satisfy their lust. Therefore they began asking some not so shy people to have sex in front of them for pleassure. Eventually, people realized they could make a profit off of this and so was born the porn industry.
What I just said was a load of BS, but did you believe it?
(Psycho, that answer was also my question.)
Hell no. >>;;
Why can't I catch a damn Hariyama D:
Hell no. >>;;
Why can't I catch a damn Hariyama D:
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sheesheesh
Because, like Pikachu, they hate Pokeballs.
How long until the elevator's fixed?
How long until the elevator's fixed?
Three, four, maybe five.
Days? Weeks?? MONTHS?!
Days? Weeks?? MONTHS?!
Psycho Monkey
Member of the Literary Elite Four
Try years. That thing has been broken for awile.
Wait. Has anyone called the repairman yet?
Wait. Has anyone called the repairman yet?
Yes, especially gerbils, hamsters and guinea pigs =3
Which do you prefer of rodents?
Which do you prefer of rodents?
Hamsters.
How many rodents live in your room?
How many rodents live in your room?
If he's my dog, all of them.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck Norris?
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck Norris?
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