You spray it on most memes, but leave a few alone.
When life gives you a free ticket to the zoo...
When life gives you a free ticket to the zoo...
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When life gives you....
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Nombre De Usuario
Previously JesusoChristo
You stay at home.
When life gives you a Job...
When life gives you a Job...
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You stay at home.
When life gives you a free aquarium ticket...
When life gives you a free aquarium ticket...
Nombre De Usuario
Previously JesusoChristo
You swim with the sharks in the aquarium.
When life gives you a troublesome wife...
When life gives you a troublesome wife...
You think nothing of it because your a troublesome husband. Your perfect for each other. Don't change a thing.
When life gives you a gundam
When life gives you a gundam
Nombre De Usuario
Previously JesusoChristo
You break it, and then regret that you broke it.
When life gives you flying spiders that frequently land on your face...
When life gives you flying spiders that frequently land on your face...
You leave them out in the sun...
When life gives puts a bunch of these guys in your house...
When life gives puts a bunch of these guys in your house...
Nombre De Usuario
Previously JesusoChristo
You press it repeatedly for a whole year.
When life gives you Pikachu...
When life gives you Pikachu...
Nombre De Usuario
Previously JesusoChristo
You eat it, including your hand.
When life gives you a Yandere that kills everyone for you...
When life gives you a Yandere that kills everyone for you...
Nombre De Usuario
Previously JesusoChristo
You stay awake, and wish it was true.
When life gives you piano lessons...
When life gives you piano lessons...
You play mozart
When life gives you the marauders map
When life gives you the marauders map
Nombre De Usuario
Previously JesusoChristo
You rip it apart, and wish someone would bring you food to eat.
When life gives you an IQ of 674,849,753,574,238,547...
When life gives you an IQ of 674,849,753,574,238,547...
You control the universe... if anyone can do it it's you
When life gives you a 15th century longsword
When life gives you a 15th century longsword
You cherish it and put it over your mantlepiece, assuming you have one.
When life gives you the choice between being on the recieving end of a Crossbow or a Longbow...
When life gives you the choice between being on the recieving end of a Crossbow or a Longbow...
You choose crossbow, since that can't get as far into a torso as a longbow can, and also it takes longer to reload a crossbow.
When life gives you emotional pain all the time...
When life gives you emotional pain all the time...
You become dead inside thus immune to its effects
When life gives you a whip
When life gives you a whip
Melody~Chan
Previously XxPika~ChanxX
You whip the person you hate the most to death
When life gives you already chewed gum
When life gives you already chewed gum
You eat all of it so you can say "I'm here to chew gum and kick ***, and I'm all out of gum."
When life gives you a laser pointer.
When life gives you a laser pointer.
Melody~Chan
Previously XxPika~ChanxX
Obliterate a maggot with it
When life gives you Rose Quartz' Sword from Steven Universe.
When life gives you Rose Quartz' Sword from Steven Universe.
You shatter all of the diamonds. All of them. No mercy.
When life gives you super lush luxurious hair...
When life gives you super lush luxurious hair...
=Nightshade=
Previously Night's Shadow
You shave your head for a St Baldrics drive.
When life gives you depression...
When life gives you depression...
Your mental and physical health go down until at some point you turn into a ghost pokémon that's horribly deformed and with even worse depression... on the bright side you get a signature move called "woeful weep" a special attack which has 70 base damage, 100 accuracy, lowers targets speed ,and 10pp...
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=Nightshade=
Previously Night's Shadow
I do what any normal person would do with them— I eat them! Num, num, num...
When life gives you autocorrect
When life gives you autocorrect
I write things correctly, cause my grammar is god awful ,and autocorrect is pretty dang helpful. When it isn't telling me that a word I know to be correctly spelled isn't correct. Autocorrect is always telling me my RP characters names are spelled wrong.
When life gives you a group intervention and tells you that you have a problem.
When life gives you a group intervention and tells you that you have a problem.
=Nightshade=
Previously Night's Shadow
I flip life off because I already knew I had problems.
When life gives you the body of a fox furry...
When life gives you the body of a fox furry...
I move to an animal crossing village and start a new business selling sunglasses. Not just any sun glasses ,but all of the best sunglasses in the game. I'll also sell swords(decoration). There will be one sword that's extremely expensive, and can only be purchased if you've bought one of everything. What's special about this sword is that you can actually carry it around... I'll also take up fishing in my free time.
When life gives you a cool new television room ,but tricks you by locking the door ,and forcing you to watch 80 hours of forklift safety instruction videos from the 1980s.
When life gives you a cool new television room ,but tricks you by locking the door ,and forcing you to watch 80 hours of forklift safety instruction videos from the 1980s.
I become a giant slayer.the skies will rain the blood of giants for weeks without end. Screams will echo for miles, their souls will be ripped away as I claim them putting them in my soul collection, and the gods will chant my name as they revel in my acts.
When life gives you hips that don't lie.
When life gives you hips that don't lie.
You... uhh... die?
When life gives you Beesechurgers,
When life gives you Beesechurgers,
You burn this... this thing... This... abomination! And demand that it be remade with mustard. Some dam nasty hethen putting ketchup on the burger without the mustard... hells wrong with people these days... Can they leave some ketchup on the side? I like to dig it in ketchup like its a giant french fry...
When life gets this song stuck in your head;
When life gets this song stuck in your head;
You Rickroll yourself repeatedly until you go insane but you don't think you're insane because you're so insane that you can't tell if you're insane or not.
When life gives you memes,
When life gives you memes,
You create the village hidden in the memes. Only the most dope shinobi of all time live in the village hidden in the memes.
When life smiles at you and tells you everything is going to be alright, but its obvious that life doesn't look very confident in saying that.
When life smiles at you and tells you everything is going to be alright, but its obvious that life doesn't look very confident in saying that.
Then your head into a heavy state of depression and trepidation towards the meaning of life. The bewilderment towards the mind increases drastically while you endeavour to bottle up your emotions of truth, afraid of how others would subsiquently react towards how you truly feel... Suddenly you feel something razor sharp, prise your sense of trust as a lie can do such damage and kills your inner inhibition towards life...
Anyways
When Life gives you Furries
Anyways
When Life gives you Furries
You understand that a lot of them are completely fine, normal human beings, and you know that you shouldn't have a negative connotation towards 80% of that group.
When life gives you a flame-thrower...
When life gives you a flame-thrower...
You burn them! All of the furries! Not because they are furries ,but because you now have a flame thrower! Burn everything. Soon you will feed the world to your flame thrower.
When life gives you a life lesson in regards to the importance of hygiene.
When life gives you a life lesson in regards to the importance of hygiene.