It was a stormy evening sometime in the fall of 2013...
There was the thunderous applause of rain and storms as they crashed against the windows of a lone girls' bedroom. It had been one of the days that she simply wanted to cuddle up inside of her blanket. To immerse herself into the Pokemon Y game from the previous day and to play the second half of the game. At first the game even seemed more innocent as she battled the sinister Team Flare and chased them back to Geosenge Town where the secret base had been exposed.... The time around 8PM as she entered into the secret hideout.
No more than an hour before the insidious Team Flare was defeated and she had come face to face with the object of her desire - the final hurdle to clear before the game could be put away for the day, and to be cleared the next day. It should have been so simple as she saved before the encounter and then loaded up the encounter with a Demon Bird, Yveltal who stared down at her team of Level 60s Menacingly; daring and challenging the team that stood before it as if to say "You will never capture a God" as the battle animation and music began.
The first move a Thunder Wave intended to paralyze the creature and all went well. It struck back and as memory recalls was paralyzed so everything progressed well. The next move a water move from Greninja and the health simply washed away from Yveltal, and then it had struck back with a paltry move that inflicted no damage. This repeated to the edge of the yellow health bar, and then... "CRITICAL HIT" as horror washed across the face of the young girl as the Pokemon she had sought to weaken had instead been slain... and then came reset.
The second round similar to the first and began with a Thunder Wave. It followed a similar path as the moves one by one lowered it down into the yellow and then prepared for the final move to bring it to that necessary sliver of health. And then... "CRITICAL HIT" sore the girl as once more the Demon Bird, Yveltal melted away and perished. Another reset restoring the glorious bird for all to see, as the routine once more commended with another Thunder Wave followed this time to a swap to another weaker Pokemon that had a chance to not slay it!
Good! Move by move the Demon Bird was weakened until no more than two percent of its health remained and it was stunned. Then, the Ultra Ball, of which the Girl had brought more than 120, was thrown. It shook once, and then twice, and then broke free! No matter, a small attack from Yveltal later and another ball was thrown. It shook once, and then twice, and then broke free! By this point the girl was calm and continued to hurl ball after ball for what must have been the eighty or so time and then waited for the next feeble attack to come.
STRUGGLE! The recoil has damaged Yveltal and the glorious Demon Bird has died once more... A twitch came from the eye of the girl as she reset the game once more and used the same strategy. To weaken the glorious beast down to that two percent threshold. And on the final move... CRITICAL HIT... the glorious beast dies and the girl screams in agony. Another reset and the beast is back down to two percent health and the battle with the Ultra Balls commences once more for ten, then twenty, then thirty, and then even more throws again...
The time on the clock now reads well past 10PM as the final ball is thrown and Yveltal retaliates with STRUGGLE! It fades into the black of insanity as the reset button is pressed one final time. And the same method is applied once more and on the last move... CRITICAL HIT to once more murder the demonic bird. ... Another twitch from the girl as she looks at the clock of what has been her three hour encounter with the Level 50 Demonic Bird convinced that by this point it must be taunting her from beyond the grave with every one of its deaths.
No matter, the night remains young... Another reset and another attempt and Yveltal is back down to that two percent range... So far so good thinks the girl as she throws the first forty or so Ultra Balls at the taunting bird.... It is now past midnight... It shakes once and then twice, and then it broke free! Curses could be heard on the other side of the girls' room as she decided to try something new, and then chooses a basic red and white Pokéball to change up the theme . It shakes once, and then twice and then the torment came to an end.
And to this day I can remember the battle as if it was happening now, the trauma forever ingrained into my memory of that FOUR HOUR encounter to capture a Level 50 Legendary I refused to use my Master Ball upon in principle. In the end Yveltal broke free so many times that it killed itself 3-Times with Struggle, and another 5-Times (maybe 6-Times) with a Critical Hit on the final move to bring it from more yellow health bar into the red section for easier capture chance... To this date I have never deleted or re-named the Demon Bird I caught.
All Hail "Zero" - The Legendary who had a 0.05% Catch Chance! (or somewhere along those lines...) ^_^
I hope you all have enjoyed my recollection of my most miserable and traumatic Pokemon Catch!
As for the easiest... Well - It was in the same game file, when I encountered Zygarde and before I used a single move decided to check if a random Pokéball would capture the beast. It shook once, and then twice, and then the story was done. No damage. No status moves... All that was required was a Pokéball - Fueled and Thrown by the Traumatic Memory of Lord "Zero" staring down Zygarde with cruel passion!