Crush a wish!

[Rayn_Shyu]

Granted, but her finger broke. Not fun for her.

I wish that I would dance like nobody's looking!

 

[Chibi]

Granted. But everybody's looking.

I wish I had an angel [/Nightwish]

 

[Brendan Savem]

Granted, but when you say you have an angel, the Christians don't believe you, or do they think you are holding him hostage? Anyway, they kill you by using your head to ring the church bell.

I wish my project would raise my World Cultures (nothing dangerous about it, just want to have something improved in the last week)

 

[Psycho Monkey]

(I assume you mean World Cultures grade)

Granted, but by spending so much time on this project and getting an A on it you neglected your science project and fail that class.

I wish I knew RPG magic spells (Fire, Thunder, Cure, etc.)

 

[Chibi]

Granted, but you don't know how to control them. So you die when your spells turn on you and obliterate you.

I wish I had a devil.

 

[Rayn_Shyu]

Granted, but it gets exorcised out of you painfully.

I wish that I would be the fist post on page 100.

 

[000aj]

granted, but after your post, nobody grants your wish anymore

i wish michael jackson has a nose

 

[Brendan Savem]

Granted, but by spending so much time on this project and getting an A on it you neglected your science project and fail that class.

Shit! You're right! I'm doomed! I'm doomed! I'm dooooommed!

Granted, but he doesn't have a face anymore (that calls for a celebration)

I wish I didn't have three projects to work on at the same time

 

[000aj]

granted, now, you must do 5 projects now

I wish I have pokemon platinum (english version)

 

[SweetSmoochum]

Granted, and you can go to Johto too in your game, but you can't get Celebi. (It's not that bad.)

I wish my laptop didn't break. ALL MY SPRITES GOT DELETED. I can't make sprites anymore. (I'm using my boyfriend's computer right now.)

 

[000aj]

Granted, and you can go to Johto too in your game, but you can't get Celebi. (It's not that bad.)

that's bad because...

anyway, granted, but all your sprites are still deleted

i wish nothing

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, because you wished for nothing you are now a Nobody as they are creatures of nothingness. Just incase you like that idea, I destroy you.

I wish I could get in a sword fight

 

[Brendan Savem]

Granted, but you lose

I wish I had the chance to throw pokecharms into the little signiture book at the top of St. Catherines (would have been kinda cool, advertising sort of)

 

[000aj]

granted, but the chance is low

I wish an apple pie

 

[Rayn_Shyu]

Granted. But I ate it. And I don't like apple pie so I punch you.

I wish my back didn't hurt.

 

[Chibi]

Granted, now your brain hurts.

*sigh.* Don't you ever learn? XD

I wish I had something to do.

 

[Rayn_Shyu]

... I guess not lol.

Granted. That something is to clean out toilets/ gross manual labor. Have fun!

I wish that I wouldn't get acne.

 

[Aura]

Granted, you get a cold instead

I wish I hadden't strained my neck

 

[Chibi]

Granted, but you broke your arm.

I wish it wasn't midnight.

 

[Rayn_Shyu]

Granted. Just go to a different timezone.

I wish I could pop my back.

 

[Chibi]

Granted, but first you have to twist your neck.

I wish I could control time. (And Diagla can't be in this one)

 

[Rayn_Shyu]

Granted, but Celebi stops you. (Said nuttin' about this little bugger!)

I wish that I could sing really really high.

 

[000aj]

granted, a mirror broke and now bad luck for you

I wish I can fly

 

[112% Elusive]

Granted, but you crash into a Plane.

I wish I had a cat.

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, it's a fat lazy Purugly that demands you to wait on it all day and scratches up your furniture if you don't.

I wish my brain hadn't stopped working preventing me from coming up with a wish!

 

[blackdaisy13]

Granted but now your hands are broken so you can't type it!
I wish i could get my christmas present today!!!!

 

[Rayn_Shyu]

Granted, but all the excitement of Christmas fades away sadly.

I wish I wasn't so jittery right now.

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, you don't become jittery until late at night preventing you from falling asleep.

I wish I got to babysit more often.

 

[Rayn_Shyu]

Granted, but you get no money for it ever.

I wish that I went to the party I was invited to.

 

[Aura]

Granted, but its crappy.

I wish I could win the Master Rank Super Contest with my Chatot...

 

[000aj]

granted, but you're game is crashed

I wish a Wii

 

[Rayn_Shyu]

Granted, but you have to give it to me.

I wish that I could make up a Christmas carol.

 

[Chibi]

Granted, but it sucks.

I wish I had more pomegranets.

 

[Rayn_Shyu]

Granted, but there is no juicy stuff around the seeds.

I wish that this would make page 100!

 

[Chibi]

Granted, but oh wait! It doesn't! Isn't that too bad?

I wish I had some bubble wrap.

 

[Rayn_Shyu]

Granted but I popped it.

I wish that I could be insane and no one care.

Woot, page 100!

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, but the scary men in the white coats capture you and throw you in the padded white rooms in a strait jacket.

I wish the scary men in the white coats would leave me alone.

 

[cooldude97]

The scary white men smother you with their lab coats

I wish I had a Girlfriend

 

[Brendan Savem]

Granted, but she makes you do all her dirty work and still hardly ever goes out with you, plus she started the rumor that you were a pokemon fan- wait, that rumor must be true if you're here.

I wish my teacher didn't make me cut all of the funny parts from my project (it was so good until those cuts were made)

 

[Weeds]

Granted, now you have to cut out the rest of your projects.

I wish I was cool. (last desperate attempt...)