"Listen here, I've got them stoopid baby hands. Not that they're tiny it's just their really soft and have barely any friction... It just works better when creating things, and soft skin is something my mother graciously passed down to me, and if I was a lady I'm sure I could be a professional skin model~" he said the last bit in a high-pitched standard girl-mimic voice. He knew that the two girls wouldn't really take offense, they knew that he meant no foul (hopefully.)
"Now my brethren, which is literally just Dakarai, Caleb, and Sam, we shall tast our power in the most intense, most breathtaking of all Carnival games..." He pointed in the direction of some kind of plant/factory about a mile away that could be seen over the horizon. "...the foretold horizon of the i n c i n e r a t i o n p l a n t." He said, and sounded like he was incredibly serious. And then he made a jovial smile. "Nah, were doing the STRONK TEST, MOTHER-TRUCKERS-"
He stepped up, the classic carnival strength test... Hit the thing with a hammer, try and hit the bell. Well, little did they know he'd mastered the timing, strike location, and finesse of this game years ago after months of intense training, and was now ready to show them the mastery of Kueriji, wizard of the strength hammer. He looked it over, analyzing its model to determine how he should strike, and grinned.
"Watch and learn, ladies... And yes, that includes you, Caleb, to see a true STRONK BOY." He grinned, but was inside panicking and hoping he didn't over-hype himself on this one and then fail miserably. He grabbed the hammer, and concentrated. "STERONK TIME-" he stuck down the hammer with the perfect speed, height, power, and velocity, on just the right spot, sending the maker crashing into the bell!!! "yES!" He yelled, all his anxiety about doing it melting away instantly. His reward? Well, he could choose. It was either a stuffed monkey that looked just at the correct largeness that he could still fit it in his arms, or a plastic hammer that he could hit people with.
This would be a no-brainier if he was with his extended family or grade school friends, he would take the hammer to be an antagonistic bastard to everyone around him... But this time was different. These people had only known him for a week and a half now.
So he chose the funny monkey, oo oo aaa aaa.