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"Welcome back! Jublife's Marvelous Cooking Show! Starring our darling...Welly Waters!"
A series of applause were given by a live studio audience, which sat in stands behind an assortment of cameras and lights. The cameras were recording that of a flush kitchen in the tv studio, a well dressed woman with glossy hair and silver earrings walked into view.
"Good evening, I'm your host: Welly Waters, and welcome to my show! Tonight it's my pleasure to show you what we will be making today. First, we have the classic yet classy lum berry pie, popular every loverbird's getaway. Hint hint Ralph!"
There were some laughs from the audience as she gave a well practiced smile in response, moving on to the next item in line.
"Upping the challenge here we have the multi colored Milotic Soufle, topped with powdered heart scale! Fancy!"
Several marveling 'oohs' and 'ash's' were uttered followed by more enthused applauded. Welly Waters planned to make something so complicated? She wasn't done, as she moved to a third dish, one with a large golden lid on it. It was massive, two feet tall dish that was hidden from view.
"Now, I save the best for last folks! This dish is by far the most complicated! Imported from Hoenn, this one is a delicacy, made of an elaborate woven pokeblock Gorbyess mixture, made with Blissey eggs and MIltank milk, this Cake is to die for! Get ready for the Lilycove Lila Sparkle Cake!"
The crowd held their breath in anticipation, as the golden cover was removed. They arched their backs and peered inside...
*Munch!*
...Only to find a boy and a Sableye already halfway done devouring the cake, grabbing fist full globs of the sugary mush and stuffing them in their mouths. Loud gasps were given all around as they stared dumbfounded at the pair. The kid in question, Kura, looked up at the hostess, making eye contact with their goggle covered eyes, before slowly eating another glob of the once beautiful cake.
"EEEEEEEEEEK! Security! Se-cur-i-ty!!!"
She grabbed a pan and chucked it their way, the intruder deftly ducking their head as it soared over him. He got on all fours, Racing across the table, leaving soot with every step as she attempted to stop him with cooking utincels, rarely hitting her mark as the situation began to go down hill fast. Sometime along the way, Kura kicked over several rolls of paper towels on the active oven top, which quickly caused them to catch fire.
The fire alarm blared out as smoke filled the room, the studio audience panicking and beginning to flee the scene. At this time, two security guards forced the door open, looking around for what was going on in here. They saw Kura climbing atop the Kitchen cabinets while his Sableye hopped atop Welly Water's shoulders and began to pull at her hair.
"Hey, you! Stop!"
Party was over. Kura leaped out of the way of an a hand to stop him as Sableye jumped to cover him, smashing a kitchen plate on the guard's head. As soon as the second one came close, they sought for an escape plan. Sableye jumped to his partner's back, the Lumberry pie from earlier in his grasp, as they found the nearest window and-
*CRAAAAASH!*
The window shattered! The preteen still hanging onto a bite of that sweet sweet cake in his mouth as icing filled the air behind him.
Yup. This is about him.
Kura. T̶r̶a̶i̶n̶e̶r̶ Hermit