And the trilogy of absences has been complete. Now to George Lucas it up and remaster them all again and again, and maybe throw in a few prequels.
Chadwyck - 5 One of the holy knights of the Order of Light, a group of peacekeepers that use their unique combination of knightly swordplay and arcane arts. I have no idea why you are on a quest more fitting for money-grabbing treasure hunters rather than a Paladin like yourself, is there a good reason for you to be going on this quest, or are you even truly devoted to the light? You are dressed in steel armour up to your neck, you currently have no helm and show your face to the world. A blessed longsword is at your side, a weapon to banish evil to the dark waters of the void from whence it came. You also have some magical runes at your disposal, most specifically 5 firebolts, 2 iceshards, and a shockwave spell. You however lack the means to make more runes yourself, so you'll have to scavenge for it.
You start off in the town square, having just arrived in town to see the burning Town Hall, it looks like there are hostages inside, and that's what's making this so difficult for the towns guard. Perhaps you could somehow remedy that, so that justice can be served to these bandits.
Dwayna Dragonfire - 5 You quickly shoot your hands up and grab onto a safety ladder further down the sewer. Hoisting yourself up, you realise that you're not far, but the way back is blocked due to you having passed under a wall. On the other hand, there is a ladder leading upwards right in front of you. You take that, reach the manhole at the top, open it up, and... what luck! You appear to be in the basement of the town hall! Now, will you burst out of your hiding place to face whatever is down here with you, or will you try a more stealthy approach?
Belle - 1 vs Bandit Swordsman - 4 You're not the only one with bloodlust in your eyes. Furious at you for the pain you have inflicted on him, both temporary and permanently, he attacks like a wild beast, even more savagely than you would normally do, and you quickly find yourself on the defensive, but he still manages to get cuts out on you. Maybe it's time for a change of tactics.
Belle - 15 vs Bandit Swordsman - 7
Luckii - 5 You hide your heavy armour in a pile of rubbish outside, hopefully nobody plans on stealing it before you're gone, remember to pick it up again when you come back. You rush over to the now abandoned market, and realise it's one big bargain hunt. You happily pick through the free loot, looking for the cream of the crop, and you eventually find several pieces of chain mail armour, but what really gets you is the mithril mail you find at one of the shops. This powerful silvery metal is lighter than iron and stronger than any steel, it is defiantly superior to even your own plates, perhaps you'll just keep this and get rid of your own chest armour when you come back to collect. You also salvage an ointment that you rub into your sore areas, and get immediate relief. 5 health has been restored
Dark Soul - 3 You shimmy up the pipe, going through several bends as it progressively grows smaller. You start to wonder what this pipe was for. For a moment, you see light at the end of the tunnel, but it is quickly eclipsed, a wet sound follows. And you get the shit up to here like Johnny English. On the other hand, not just did you successfully make it into the building's bathroom on the ground floor, you got to relish the flavour of punishing the asshole above you with your pointy knives where it hurts. After you have your fun, you climb out and find yourself in one of several stalls, and it's quite possible that you're still not alone in the lavatory.