SUICIDE GAME

[Chibi]

The stylus pokes me in the chest, lifts me in midair, and drops me off a cliff.

I drop the letter X

 

[Brendan Savem]

I kill myself trying to come up with fifteen words beginning with X

I drop this: .

 

[000aj]

it mutiply with 10000000 and killed me

i drop a sword

 

[Cody]

I die from the lack of originality in that one

I drop an Aipom.

 

[Brendan Savem]

I get beaten by its tail, then it implodes on me

I drop a pie

 

[Cody]

(Good job)

I catch said pie, then burst into flames

I drop a Cell Phone

 

[Chibi]

(Yay flames!)

I take the cellphone and make prank calls to random people until the police show up and a big chase ensues for seven hours until I throw myself in a pond filled with zombie Magikarp (the same one I fell in some pages ago) screaming : "You'll never take me alive!!!"

I drop a coffe mug saying "I

 

[112% Elusive]

I chuck the mug across the room, it somehow bounces back and hits me in the eye. Rinse, repeat.

I drop a severed toe. o.o

 

[Belle]

[size=8pt]I feed it to Cody because it is the toe of the n00b that he was eating earlier.
...
He then contracts the poisonous virus that comes with eating n00bs and infects everyone. We all die D:

I drop Bolt C:
-wants to see that movie-[/size]

 

[Weeds]

I die of infection because you had rabies.

[quote author=Chibi link=topic=4313.msg82113#msg82113 date=1228176432]
"You'll never take me alive!!!"
[/quote]

To Psycho Monkey: I had rabies!?!
To Chibi: I'm alive quote

I get to go see it and Belle kills me so that he/she/it could steal my ticket and see it him-/her-/itself

I drop a juggler.

 

[Brendan Savem]

He juggles cannon balls at a circus, what I wasn't expecting at this pleasent show was that the juggler finished by throwing all three of them into a cannon that fires. It however hits me in the audience.

I drop a cannonball

 

[Aero]

I drop a cannonball

...on my head resulting in a fractured skull and i die from internal bleeding

I drop a cracker launcher (SSBB)

 

[000aj]

mario running to me trying to safe me but we fell in a icecream and sombode eats us

i drop a frozen mario

 

[Brendan Savem]

I get jump-punched (or whatever the b-up move is called) by frozen mario that instantly freezes me and I fall down the ice-mountain

I drop an iceberg

 

[Cody]

I sidestep side Iceburg, but fall down the steps....of the Empire State building

I drop (throw up) some n00b I ate earlier.

 

[Weeds]

The n00b lands beside George W. Bush and annoys him further into insanity than he already is. He is taken to a mental hospital where he starts blabbing about some sort of "King of Chainsaws". The guy in his cell gets freed and joins pokecharms, where he sees my profile. Somehow he tracks me down and kills me with a rubber duck.

I drop George W. Bush.

 

[000aj]

he send his army to me and kill me

i drop a granate

 

[Weeds]

The granade blows up the pyramids in Egypt. The debris flies all the way to where I am right now, piercing me.

I drop some pyramid debris.

 

[Aura]

I stare at it... for days... and die of thirst.

I drop a water bottle that I was carrying (lol, stupid me)

 

[Weeds]

I grab the bottle and throw it in some random direction. It hits Barack Obama in the face so hard that he faints. His bodyguards believe he is dead and kill me. (lol I've got something going on with US presidents )

I drop a black backpack.

 

[Chibi]

The backpack lands next to me and suddenly a rabid marten flies out and chews my head in a frenzy, cartoon-style. (Gotta love those martens.)

I drop a sharpie.

 

[Weeds]

The sharpie is sharp and pierces me.

I drop Teräsbetoni. (finish metal band. they suck.)

 

[Aura]

They start to play, but I kill them. Then nothing happens... so I jump of mount Cornet.

I drop the song "Teenagers" by My Chemical Romance (epic song)

 

[Secad MS]

I die of listening to My Chemical Romance, one of the best bands ever!

I drop teenage hormones.

 

[Mystic_Suicune]

I get killed because the teen hormones you drop take over mine....

I drop a bag of Ding-Fries

 

[Psycho Monkey]

I eat the fries and get food poisoning. I get better, but the psychological trama makes me nauseous every time I eat. I die of starvation.

I drop a Best Buy gift card

 

[Aura]

I die from trying to decide what to get.

I drop $5

 

[000aj]

i buy a dog of it, but it eats me

i drop a dog

 

[Pokemon_Ranger06]

The dog goes rabid on me, it bites me, and I die.
(Thanks a lot man!)

I drop my angry cats

 

[Cody]

I shoot said cats, and get trampled by animal rights activists.

I drop a

 

[Brendan Savem]

I have 's stuck all over me, my pores get blocked, my skin can't breathe anymore, and I die in gruesome manner

I drop an advent calender (wishes there was a pokecharms one in the store)

 

[000aj]

i eat the advent calender empty and god killed me

i drop an F

 

[Weeds]

F stands for fool, which is only one of the adjectives usable to describe a n00b. The n00b annoys me to death.

I drop Lordi. (just to see what happens)

 

[Psycho Monkey]

I punch Lordi in the face because he made fun of my Hawaiian shirt. A fat black woman who knows Lordi cries out "Oh Lordi!" and scratches me to death with her 6inch finger nails. (I'm not being racist I swear :-\)

I drop my Hawaiian shirt (be gentle with it)

 

[Pokemon_Ranger06]

The shirt falls on my face, it blinds me, and I get hit by a truck, because I didn't see where I was going.

I drop a Christmas tree.
(Merry Christmas!!!)

 

[Mystic_Suicune]

I get poked to death by all the pine needles.

I drop a Death Note.

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Yes! Finally at long last I have a Death Note! Bwahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!

I begin writing names like made crazy to the point that I loose what little sanity I have. Starting with anyone who is a threat: L Lawliet, Mihael Keehl, and Nate River. DELETE! All my enemies, DELETE! All the corrupt politicans and celebraties, DELETE! Any criminals that I know off the top of my head, DELETE! What's that little girl? You want my autograph? Well sure, here ya go. Wait, was that a page from the Death Note? Aw fu- *heart attack*

I drop a pen

 

[Chibi]

*lols to death from last post*

The pen is dropping so fast that when I look up, it stabs me deep in the chest. I die a very slow, extremely bloody and painful death.

I drop a pint of blood. (And I just thought of the best way to die from this too...)

 

[Mystic_Suicune]

I somehow swallow it all and drown.

I drop Jason Mraz. *moves out of the way of the stampede of fangirls.*

 

[Psycho Monkey]

"Sup Jason. Do you hear something? It sounds like an earthquake. *sees fangirls* Oh no." I'm trampled by fangirls but somehow live despite having every bone in my body crushed. Then the Shinigami that formally owned my Death Note comes down.

Shinigami: Damn looks like you're almost dead. Let me fix that.

Psycho Monkey: Not again... *heat attack*

I drop my heart to avoid any more heart attacks