The entire unabridged CryStel wedding conversation! With tipsy Teapot fuelling the flames, no less.
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[22:15] Vaporeon If CryStel ever becomes canon.
[22:15] Vaporeon I need to design a flag design
[22:15] Vaporeon Forealz
[22:16] Aimee then we better all be invited to the wedding
[22:16] Goodra That will be the best wedding
[22:16] Teapot I swear to all that is holy and goatlike
[22:16] Teapot if you two DON'T become canon
[22:16] Teapot I will be almightily annoyed
[22:16] Teapot
[22:16] Aimee it really will
[22:16] Teapot and yes
[22:16] Teapot best wedding
[22:16] Teapot an old friend of mine got engaged today!
[22:16] Teapot it is adorable
[22:16] Goodra EXCITE
[22:16] Toru Ah, gratz
[22:16] Aimee CRYSTEL MAKES BEST WEDDING EVER
[22:16] Goodra queries at Shiny's faic
[22:16] Eevee gratz to them indeed~
[22:17] Eevee queries what
[22:17] Teapot and I've called it for literally years
[22:17] Eevee go ahead Karu
[22:17] Teapot so it's nice to see I'm right~
[22:17] Sandile a biomechanical version of the priest from Princess Bride
[22:17] Aimee squishy you be nice to shiny
[22:17] Sandile ...
[22:17] Eevee can I be flower girl
[22:17] Eevee is shot
[22:17] Sandile wait was there a priest in Princess Bride
[22:17] Teapot yes Shiny
[22:17] Sandile or am I thinking of Spaceballs
[22:17] Teapot We will dress you up as Shaymin for the occasion
[22:17] Aimee yes there was
[22:17] Eevee
[22:18] Teapot the wedding will probably end up being in a forest
[22:18] Aimee "mawage, mawage bwings us togevah todway"
[22:18] Teapot also Stel's speech
[22:18] Goodra Where the fuck did that Sandile come from?
[22:18] Vaporeon *blushblush*
[22:18] Teapot needs to be entirely random phrases and references
[22:18] Teapot ...
[22:18] Teapot in Hebrew.
[22:18] Vaporeon Yesplease
[22:18] Teapot just to fuck with everybody
[22:18] Eevee Karu, that's Sho
[22:18] Eevee
[22:18] Sandile the Desert Resort
[22:18] Sandile :>
[22:18] Aimee haha i approve
[22:18] Eevee also yes
[22:18] Eevee that has to happen, Data
[22:18] Goodra Ah ok
[22:19] Vaporeon There HAS to be a B5 reference at the very least
[22:19] Vaporeon Or I will be a bridezilla
[22:19] Sandile ...
[22:19] Teapot ...
[22:19] Sandile I want to dress up as Ieyasu and be the priest
[22:19] Aimee can't we just make an arranged marriage for them, like give stel no option
[22:19] Teapot okay for irony's sake
[22:19] Rain yup
[22:19] Sandile SO I CAN FORM A BOND OF HOLY MATRIMONY
[22:19] Toru I shall be the best man, mainly because I am
[22:19] Sandile BOOOOONNNNDDSSSSS
[22:19] Teapot Crystal's dress will have Godzilla on it
[22:19] Teapot so she can literally be Bridezilla
[22:19] Vaporeon YAAAAS
[22:19] Goodra
[22:19] Aimee
[22:19] Teapot alternately just a Godzilla costume
[22:19] Vaporeon DINORAGE
[22:20] Teapot whatever works for you!
[22:20] Vaporeon I can trash my own wedding
[22:20] Vaporeon And eat all the cake
[22:20] Teapot also
[22:20] Rain Godzilla embroidered with crystals
[22:20] Aimee who gets to be your maid of honor crys?
[22:20] Teapot when you get walked down the aisle
[22:20] Teapot Silly Walks.
[22:20] Teapot I insist
[22:20] Vaporeon My sister, of course ♥
[22:20] Toru Vaporeon: So like, are you gonna ask him about a potential relationship soon?
[22:20] Teapot (I have had some wine, I may be full of "good ideas.")
[22:20] Eevee I want a drink D:
[22:21] Eevee goes to get water
[22:21] Sandile
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[22:21] Teapot Shiny you're 12
[22:21] Sandile that is talent
[22:21] Teapot no alclhol for you
[22:21] Sandile some serious talent
[22:21] Eevee pffft
[22:21] Eevee but flip the numbers around, Data
[22:21] Toru Sandile: If that's what you call a nice booty, then sure.
[22:21] Eevee and it's 21 :'D
[22:21] Aimee but crys she's the flower girl
[22:21] Teapot *alcohol
[22:21] Toru LOTS of talent.
[22:21] Aimee she can't be your maid of honor
[22:21] Sandile do she got a booty?
[22:21] Sandile she dooooooo
[22:21] Teapot it's 18 here, Eevee
[22:21] Teapot So
[22:21] Teapot flip it around
[22:21] Eevee 12%10*10 + 12/10 = 21 :'D
[22:21] Teapot 81
[22:21] Eevee is shot
[22:21] Teapot
[22:22] Eevee pffft
[22:22] Eevee D:
[22:22] Toru Crys when are you gonna ask Stel out dammit hjikvhje
[22:22] Eevee sobs
[22:22] Vaporeon Karu can be my maid of honor
[22:22] Vaporeon He looks good in a dress
[22:22] Goodra SILENCE
[22:22] Teapot toru, shush
[22:22] Sandile I'll do it if Karu won't!
[22:22] Toru Why D:
[22:22] Eevee Karu must be in a dress
[22:22] =-= Eevee is now known as Shiny
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[22:22] Goodra I HAVE NEVER WORN A DRESS
[22:22] Toru I asked before!
[22:22] Shiny YOU WILL BE FABULOUS IN A DRESS
[22:23] Aimee is picturing a goodra in a dress now
[22:23] Goodra >.>
[22:23] Shiny Crys draw it
[22:23] Teapot why do I never get to wear a dress :<
[22:23] Shiny is shot
[22:23] Toru is picturing Karu in a dress, that'd be funny
[22:23] Teapot I want to be a teapot in a sailor fuku!
[22:23] Vaporeon I will ask him once the mood is right and he cannot stand to say no. First I must win his biomechanical heart
[22:23] Toru Yusss!
[22:23] Shiny :'D
[22:23] Aimee .....i can make that happen Teapot
[22:23] Teapot ... oh dear lord.
[22:23] Teapot xp
[22:23] Teapot see
[22:23] Shiny ... sailor fuku
[22:23] Teapot my human form does not look good in a dress
[22:23] Vaporeon I'd totally draw it
[22:24] Shiny hee~
[22:24] Goodra
[22:24] Teapot that I know of
[22:24] Toru Teapot: We shall make Karu a Puella Magi together
[22:24] Aimee holds up a dress "here Squishy...."
[22:24] Shiny well, we just need one that fits your form-
[22:24] Shiny DID SOMEONE SAY
[22:24] Shiny PUELLA
[22:24] Shiny MAGI
[22:24] Vaporeon Karu in drag, I mean
[22:24] Teapot ...
[22:24] =-= Shiny is now known as Lynibey
[22:24] Teapot oh gods it's happening again
[22:24] Toru laughs slowly.
[22:24] Lynibey SO WHO WANTS A CONTRACT
[22:24] Teapot but if you people ever want to try and get a dress on me
[22:24] Lynibey I mean
[22:24] Teapot I'm probably not going to object. Much
[22:24] Teapot xp
[22:24] Aimee I'm gunna make you a pretty Goodra
[22:24] Goodra >.>
[22:24] Teapot (mostly because I'll be too amused)
[22:24] Vaporeon
[22:24] Lynibey Contract? ／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼
[22:24] Toru Lynibey: Lynibey! I have finally decided!
[22:24] Lynibey
[22:24] =-= Lynibey was booted from #Pokecharms by Teapot (-shot a few times-)
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[22:25] Lynibey eats the previous corpse
[22:25] Aimee inches closer to Goodra with the dress
[22:25] Teapot okay I'll cast you into a dimensional vortex
[22:25] Teapot but later
[22:25] Goodra >~>;
[22:25] Toru I wish to make myself the most amazing person ever! Any other people, magical girls... entities... shall fall towards my power!
[22:25] Aimee
[22:25] Vaporeon The maids of honor need to wear lilac dress.
[22:25] Lynibey purple
[22:25] Vaporeon My mother had them wear lilac dresses
[22:25] Lynibey PURPLEEEEEE
[22:25] Lynibey <3333333
[22:25] Vaporeon And they were gorgeous
[22:25] Vaporeon So
[22:25] Vaporeon YES
[22:25] Aimee hugs Goodra
[22:25] Vaporeon PURPLE
[22:25] Vaporeon ♥
[22:25] Aimee just kidding
[22:26] Toru ...Lyni, help me out here plz :<
[22:26] Lynibey shhhh the Lynibey is obsessing over purple
[22:26] Goodra hugs back]
[22:26] Toru I want to live a life of eternal suffering for false joy!
[22:26] Teapot purple dresses
[22:26] Teapot yes yes
[22:26] Goodra Purple
[22:26] Goodra Fuck no
[22:26] Aimee yes i insist on purple dresses!
[22:26] Lynibey also I'm sorry, but I can't grant that wish for you, Toru
[22:26] Toru ...wat
[22:26] Lynibey your soul gem is too weak :'D
[22:26] Toru ...
[22:26] Goodra Purple with my eyes
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[22:26] Goodra Ugh
[22:26] Teapot also purple ties for those not in dresses? :'D
[22:26] Lynibey YES
[22:27] Aimee no, purple dresses for those not in dresses
[22:27] Vaporeon Purples and greeeeens
[22:27] Sandile ...
[22:27] Sandile fuck
[22:27] Teapot Aimee: No arguments here.
[22:27] Sandile JOKER OUTFIT IT IS
[22:27] Goodra
[22:27] Teapot If the wedding is not suitably silly
[22:27] Aimee oh ok
[22:27] Vaporeon
[22:27] Teapot there is no point
[22:27] Lynibey
[22:27] Teapot ...
[22:27] Lynibey also trains everywhere
[22:27] Lynibey yes
[22:27] Teapot but if everyone IS in a dress
[22:27] Teapot Sem will be there
[22:27] Teapot and
[22:27] Vaporeon TRAAAAAAINS
[22:27] Teapot he will not be in a dress
[22:27] Teapot and the entire wedding will be done in a train
[22:28] Sandile THOMAS THE DRESS TRAIN?
[22:28] Aimee shall we make train sounds as we go down the isle?
[22:28] Vaporeon YES
[22:28] Teapot ...
[22:28] Vaporeon A train
[22:28] Vaporeon in the forest
[22:28] Vaporeon EIIII
[22:28] Teapot yes
[22:28] Vaporeon YES
[22:28] Aimee bar = train?
[22:28] Toru And someone needs to Suplex the train to Reception after the ceremony
[22:28] Goodra YES
[22:28] Aimee climbs onto Goodra and lays there
[22:28] Lynibey
[22:28] Goodra I WILL METEOR CRASH THE TRAIN
[22:28] Teapot we'll just drive there...
[22:28] Teapot it IS a train.
[22:28] Lynibey no you won't, Karu
[22:29] Lynibey Jen will :'D
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[22:29] Aimee
[22:29] Sandile ^
[22:29] Sandile hey El
[22:29] Goodra Yes
[22:29] Goodra And El will be there, being fabulous
[22:29] Vaporeon ;-;
[22:29] Lynibey indeed
[22:29] Aimee crys I wanna play with your hair
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[22:30] Vaporeon Screw the rules, I have blue hair
[22:30] Lynibey
[22:30] Lynibey you gotta have blue hair~
[22:30] Aimee i wanna play with it
[22:30] Teapot ... okay Aimee doing Crys' hair for the big day? Adorable mental image
[22:30] Teapot also we seem to talk about weddings a lot
[22:30] Toru i wonder why
[22:31] Vaporeon Stel would be thudding to the Earths core and exploding everywhere if he was here
[22:31] Lynibey first Lugia and Ho-Oh
[22:31] Vaporeon Or genocide
[22:31] Aimee someone must show him this
[22:31] Vaporeon
[22:31] Toru Nonononono
[22:31] Sandile yes
[22:31] Sandile log for posterity
[22:32] Aimee brb
[22:32] Vaporeon !8ball Is it happening?
[22:32] Porygon-Z Vaporeon: The answer is def-- oooh! shiny thing!
[22:32] Vaporeon !8ball Is it though?
[22:32] Porygon-Z Vaporeon: What are you asking me for?
[22:32] Vaporeon Karu.
[22:32] Vaporeon You're wearing the dress, dammit
[22:32] Vaporeon O: <
[22:32] Sandile shitfuck
[22:32] Sandile my step-sister needs to rapidly age and breed her dog so I can have a puppy D:<
[22:33] Goodra NO
[22:33] Vaporeon Blue dress?
[22:33] Vaporeon
[22:33] Toru reassures Karu
[22:33] Toru It's gonna be okay, dood.
[22:33] Toru Gonna be okay.
[22:33] Teapot we're getting you in a dress one way or another
[22:33] Sandile dress Karu up as Frank N Furter if he doesn't comply
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[22:34] Goodra >.>
[22:34] Sandile hey Tailon
[22:34] Lynibey hai Tai~!
[22:34] =-= Lynibey is now known as Shiny
[22:34] Teapot TAILON
[22:34] Toru Heyoo
[22:34] Teapot PUT ON THIS DRESS
[22:34] Vaporeon Hi Tai
[22:34] Shiny ...
[22:34] Teapot COME TO THE WEDDING
[22:34] Shiny PFFFFFT
[22:34] Teapot
[22:34] Shiny YES
[22:34] Shiny it's lilac
[22:34] Shiny best color yes
[22:34] Tailon Merr Christmas
[22:34] Vaporeon Merry Crystmas
[22:34] Teapot (sorry I've been at the wine)
