*A baby alien creature quickly rushes over and gets a miniature doll that appears to be intoxicated.*
???: *Sighs before putting down the doll and soon using a photon blaster on a nurse that he totally didn't steal from the Zalosian Armlos earlier.*
*The young alien inserts a lengthy note into the machine, which reads:*
"Part of the average Zolucation squad when called over, the Quaispt sports two pairs of photon blasters. A single round from this sidearm is often more than enough to incapacitate the average adult if hit in a vital area. The yellow quantum orbs the gun discharges are slow, and as such, can be easily avoided by many Helldivers. On the most challenging planets, the photon blasters are augmented to handle lightweight, highly explosive, electromagnetic rounds. This increases the weapon's accuracy, effective range and overall damage; a deadly trio of concoctions in a hellish time of war."