The Vending Machine Game!

[chib]

out comes a 16-track tape

inserts my dreams

 

[ThAtGuY101]

gets you nothing

insert a rock

 

[JKShell007]

Gets a Rolycoly
Catches it
Inserts a Dynamaxed Wailord, who ends up exploding the machine

 

[ThAtGuY101]

you get a beautiful dynamax Wailord! that is just it! this game is over! what more could you want?!?! *flys off on dynamaxed wailord*

inserts the broken machine into a new and improved machine... (recycling I guess...)

 

[chib]

out comes an unknown glitch

i wonder what happens when you insert a Jack Frost and a Black Frost (from persona)...

 

[ThAtGuY101]

you get jack black...

insert a milkman...

 

[chib]

out comes a freaking cow, breaking the vending machine

inserts this thread..

 

[ThAtGuY101]

you get a paradox and the whole game starts over...

Hey! I've seen this somewhere, can't remember where ... anyway, I don't see that this has been done before on here, so here goes.

It's simple: The first post inserts something into the 'vending machine' and then the second post gets something out. Then the same post inserts something, and so on. So it might be a bit like this:

1st Post: *inserts coffee*
2nd Post: Gets cocoa beans
*inserts nuts*

So yeah. I'll start.

*inserts my hand*

 

[~Rinko~]

Gets 5,000,000,000 yen.

"Um, okay? I'm gonna just go and exchange that for pounds..."

Inserts a lemon.

 

[chib]

you get life

inserts life

 

[ThAtGuY101]

You have one more soul soul to add to the collection you've been hoarding...

Insert a hydra egg...

 

[chib]

out comes a hydra

inserts kirby..

 

[ThAtGuY101]

Out comes all the stuff he ate... its gross. Everything is covered in saliva... don't touch anything.

Insert a grenade pin

 

[~Rinko~]

Gets an explosion in the face.

"Bakugou? Are you hiding in the vending machine somehow?"

Inserts a plunger.

 

[ThAtGuY101]

A bunch of dirty water comes out... oh gross! Just horrible! Step back... its awful.

Insert a destructo disk.

 

[JKShell007]

Gets a Luvdisc
Catches it
Inserts a skunk, but it escapes and farts in the machine

 

[ThAtGuY101]

You get a trubbishyou get a shiny koffing
catches it and names it stinky boi...

Inserts stinky boi...

 

[chib]

you get a nice smelling boi

inserts a jack frost

 

[ThAtGuY101]

you get a cool refreshing lemon-lime sprite

Insert a dolphin...

 

[~Rinko~]

Gets a heart-shaped water bubble.

"Aww~"

Inserts a Beast Ball containing a Nihilego nicknamed after a certain fictional character.

 

[chib]

you get a blooper from mario

inserts a balloon

 

[~Rinko~]

Gets a giant balloon.

"Cool wait what's it wha----!"

Inserts the deflated balloon.

 

[chib]

out comes a movie about the balloon's life

inserts something

 

[~Rinko~]

Gets fanart.

"Huh?"

Inserts the most cringey pictures I got.

 

[chib]

out comes be screaming

inserts a guzzlord

 

[qlovers]

gets a guzzlord.
catches it.

inserts a grief seed.

 

[chib]

gets a crying flower

inserts my soul

 

[Shikowara]

You gets a stupid lonely sock...

Insert hair bow....

 

[ThAtGuY101]

You get fabulous...

Insert yourself...

 

[Shikowara]

Gets a pop quiz.

Insert Minecraft YouTuber....

 

[ThAtGuY101]

You get a subscriber...

Insert tree bark...

 

[JKShell007]

Gets a Phantump
Catches it
Inserts my life

 

[ThAtGuY101]

I get another soul for my collection...

Insert a bag of soft sand...

 

[Shikowara]

Gets a sock full of rocks. XD

Insert a mitten...

 

[ThAtGuY101]

you get three kittens looking for their mittens...

insert kasumi daiyamondo...

 

[Shikowara]

You get a cute anime girl PFP ^^

Insert a newspaper....

 

[JKShell007]

Gets a paper full of bad news

Inserts it back

 

[ThAtGuY101]

The news gets even worse... also your picture is in the obituary... with your birth date along with tomorrow's date... good luck getting some sleep tonight...

Insert a 1964 AMC Rambler American 440 Convertible...

 

[JKShell007]

Gets a Transformer

Inserts myself

 

[Shikowara]

Gets an adorable Dewott friend! ^^

Insert an Amazon magazine...