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The Vending Machine Game!
- Thread starter Tunolipede
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You get a exeggutor
Insert a silk pillow case...
Insert a silk pillow case...
you get a pasty boi with a weird obsession with hope...
insert a bank statement...
insert a bank statement...
You get a bank.
Inserts a moose.
Inserts a moose.
you get a canadian...
insert the canadian...
insert the canadian...
You get a zombie.
Insert a Kokiri Sword.
Insert a Kokiri Sword.
The machine spits out every grass type Pokemon at once at you.
Insert Alexander Hamilton (The person, not the musical)
Insert Alexander Hamilton (The person, not the musical)
You get a cowboy on a horse and the cowboy says, "that's right, geddy up lil doggy!"
Insert a lil doggy
Insert a lil doggy
Gets a Yamper
Inserts a dynamite
Inserts a dynamite
you get napoleon
insert pedro...
insert pedro...
XanthousXatu
Previously SwiftSwoobat
You get a confused Xatu not getting a reference.
Inserts a Rotom.
Inserts a Rotom.
You get a room, and never let it anywhere near your pokedex...
Insert a black diamond...
TheJustinMann
Previously TheJustinMan
You get a white diamond.
Enters A Gigantamax Inteleon
Enters A Gigantamax Inteleon
XanthousXatu
Previously SwiftSwoobat
You get Monokuma!
*inserts some cash*
*inserts some cash*
XanthousXatu
Previously SwiftSwoobat
You get guacamole!
Inserts a lamp.
Inserts a lamp.
Gets a Chandelure.
Inserts a kanabō.
Inserts a kanabō.
=Nightshade=
Previously Night's Shadow
You get a giant metal spike. Somehow the vending machine magnified its size.
Insert a dry pack of Ramen noodles.
Insert a dry pack of Ramen noodles.
TheJustinMann
Previously TheJustinMan
The vending machine spits them out because it wants you to eat them dry.
Enters the Sun.
Enters the Sun.
=Nightshade=
Previously Night's Shadow
Exits a black hole that absorbs and crushes everything to the size of a carbon atom except the vending machine that just awkwardly floats through space, the only thing that survived the apocalypse by way of black hole.
Inserts dust from Mars.
Inserts dust from Mars.
Gets a weirdly small human (we are made of stardust after all).
Inserts an Invis Watch.
Inserts an Invis Watch.
TheJustinMann
Previously TheJustinMan
Gets the... dare I say it... Dead Ringer.”
Inserts a 5$ chalupa box.
Inserts a 5$ chalupa box.
=Nightshade=
Previously Night's Shadow
Gets nothing, because neither the vending machine nor I know what a chalupa box is.
Inserts cyanide.
Inserts cyanide.
Gets a really weird animation series named Cyanide and Happiness.
Inserts a hockey mask and a machete.
Inserts a hockey mask and a machete.
XanthousXatu
Previously SwiftSwoobat
You get a hockey player with a fascination with a broad, heavy knife used as an implement or weapon, originating in Central America and the Caribbean.
Inserts a house.
Inserts a house.
Gets two stacks of oak wooden planks, two stacks of oak wooden stairs, and 16 glass panes formed in a very specific manner.
Inserts a bowl of Neapolitan ice cream.
Inserts a bowl of Neapolitan ice cream.
=Nightshade=
Previously Night's Shadow
Gets a strawberry, a chocolate bar, and a vanilla bean.
Inserts dog hair.
Inserts dog hair.