The Vending Machine Game!

[Cmeriwether]

The machine spits out every grass type Pokemon at once at you.


Insert Alexander Hamilton (The person, not the musical)

 

[Shikowara]

Gets a penny.

Inserts a cookie...

 

[~Rinko~]

Gets a red velvet cookie.

"Mmm!"

Inserts a sheet of metal.

 

[Shikowara]

Gets a plastic sheet.

Insert my PFP...

 

[~Rinko~]

Gets armfuls of pretty autumn leaves "tied together" by a scarf.

Inserts dirt.

 

[chib]

out comes me

inserts getty photos

 

[ThAtGuY101]

You get a cowboy on a horse and the cowboy says, "that's right, geddy up lil doggy!"

Insert a lil doggy

 

[JKShell007]

Gets a Yamper

Inserts a dynamite

 

[ThAtGuY101]

you get napoleon

insert pedro...

 

[XanthousXatu]

You get a confused Xatu not getting a reference.

Inserts a Rotom.

 

[ThAtGuY101]

You get a confused Xatu not getting a reference.

Inserts a Rotom.

You get a room, and never let it anywhere near your pokedex...

Insert a black diamond...

 

[Spachino]

You get standards.

Enters the Black Hat Organization.

 

[chib]

out comes a confused kiibo not knowing what that is

inserts monomi

 

[XanthousXatu]

You get Monokuma!

*inserts some cash*

 

[pluveon]

You get fake cash.

*inserts a bowl of ramen*

 

[Spachino]

you get a college student

insert el spazzino

 

[chib]

out comes some person that loves rantaro

inserts avacado

 

[XanthousXatu]

You get guacamole!

Inserts a lamp.

 

[ManyAchievables]

Gets a Chandelure.

Inserts a kanabō.

 

[=Nightshade=]

You get a giant metal spike. Somehow the vending machine magnified its size.

Insert a dry pack of Ramen noodles.

 

[=Nightshade=]

Exits a black hole that absorbs and crushes everything to the size of a carbon atom except the vending machine that just awkwardly floats through space, the only thing that survived the apocalypse by way of black hole.

Inserts dust from Mars.

 

[ManyAchievables]

Gets a weirdly small human (we are made of stardust after all).

Inserts an Invis Watch.

 

[=Nightshade=]

Gets nothing, because neither the vending machine nor I know what a chalupa box is.

Inserts cyanide.

 

[ManyAchievables]

Gets a really weird animation series named Cyanide and Happiness.

Inserts a hockey mask and a machete.

 

[XanthousXatu]

You get a hockey player with a fascination with a broad, heavy knife used as an implement or weapon, originating in Central America and the Caribbean.

Inserts a house.

 

[ManyAchievables]

Gets two stacks of oak wooden planks, two stacks of oak wooden stairs, and 16 glass panes formed in a very specific manner.

Inserts a bowl of Neapolitan ice cream.

 

[=Nightshade=]

Gets a strawberry, a chocolate bar, and a vanilla bean.

Inserts dog hair.

 

[VGC Academy]

Get a German Shepherd

Insert a Pikachu

 

[XanthousXatu]

You get a dying brand!

Inserts a Slowpoketail

 

[VGC Academy]

Get a rocket grunt

Insert Trump

 

[=Nightshade=]

Gets a Yungoos. Literally Trump’s twin though.

Insert fresh MooMoo Milk.

 

[HeyItsPip]

Gets moomoo cheese.

Insert a very… suggestive Pokémon move

 

[VGC Academy]

Get a Lopunny

Insert a Verlis

 

[HeyItsPip]

Gets TEARS AND LIES

inserts dead body

 

[=Nightshade=]

Out comes my soul— oh wait, I forgot, I don’t have one.

Inserts gold coin.

 

[VGC Academy]

Get a cat

Insert a Lion fused with a bird

 

[XanthousXatu]

You get an eagle

Inserts an innocent civilian

 

[VGC Academy]

Get Youngester Joey

Insert a Pizza

 

[=Nightshade=]

The vending machine is mobbed by Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles who disembowel the vending machine looking for the pizza.

Inserts a vending machine.

 

[Gold The Dragonite]

Congrats, you got vend-ception!

Inserts air.