Get a German Shepherd
Insert a Pikachu
Insert a Pikachu
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The Vending Machine Game!
- Thread starter Tunolipede
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XanthousXatu
Previously SwiftSwoobat
You get a dying brand!
Inserts a Slowpoketail
Inserts a Slowpoketail
Get a rocket grunt
Insert Trump
Insert Trump
=Nightshade=
Previously Night's Shadow
Gets a Yungoos. Literally Trump’s twin though.
Insert fresh MooMoo Milk.
Insert fresh MooMoo Milk.
Get a Lopunny
Insert a Verlis
Insert a Verlis
=Nightshade=
Previously Night's Shadow
Out comes my soul— oh wait, I forgot, I don’t have one.
Inserts gold coin.
Inserts gold coin.
Get a cat
Insert a Lion fused with a bird
Insert a Lion fused with a bird
XanthousXatu
Previously SwiftSwoobat
You get an eagle
Inserts an innocent civilian
Inserts an innocent civilian
Get Youngester Joey
Insert a Pizza
Insert a Pizza
=Nightshade=
Previously Night's Shadow
The vending machine is mobbed by Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles who disembowel the vending machine looking for the pizza.
Inserts a vending machine.
Inserts a vending machine.
Gold The Dragonite
Previously Dratingonair
Congrats, you got vend-ception!
Inserts air.
Inserts air.
Gold The Dragonite
Previously Dratingonair
Gets diabetes and obesity.
Insert a life.
Insert a life.
Gold The Dragonite
Previously Dratingonair
You get a Ducklett gone wrong.
Insert a flower.
Insert a flower.
Get the weakest Pokemon in battle but the best in the sport game
Insert a Semi(the truck kind)
Insert a Semi(the truck kind)
=Nightshade=
Previously Night's Shadow
Gets a ton of shrapnel. The vending machine tried to eat the truck, but spat it out because it tasted weird.
Inserts a monocle.
Inserts a monocle.
=Nightshade=
Previously Night's Shadow
Gets statue of David. Yeah, the naked one.
Inserts an Uno Reverse Card.
Inserts an Uno Reverse Card.
Gold The Dragonite
Previously Dratingonair
Gets a piece of paper that says "no u".
Inserts God.
Inserts God.
Get a tennis court
Insert a dog named Moose.
Insert a dog named Moose.
=Nightshade=
Previously Night's Shadow
Gets a moose named Dog.
Inserts a million bucks. As in the male deer kind.
Inserts a million bucks. As in the male deer kind.
Get some venison sticks(yummy)
Insert a bathtub
Insert a bathtub
Gold The Dragonite
Previously Dratingonair
Gets wet.
Insert coin.
Insert coin.
=Nightshade=
Previously Night's Shadow
Becomes twenty pounds heavier as the vending machine laughs and says, “HAHA LOL NOW UR OBESE”
Inserts a cow pie. Your interpretation.
Inserts a cow pie. Your interpretation.
Gold The Dragonite
Previously Dratingonair
Gets a Miltank that went too soon.
Insert a Hat Kid.
Insert a Hat Kid.
Gold The Dragonite
Previously Dratingonair
Gets a weird Sonic ring.
Insert the first Sonic movie.
Insert the first Sonic movie.
Get a new headhog that caused a riot
Insert your mum
Insert your mum
Gets my dad.
Inserts a piece of the Resident Evil 7 Molded creatures.
Inserts a piece of the Resident Evil 7 Molded creatures.
=Nightshade=
Previously Night's Shadow
Gets a recording of what I think of when I see that Ash Ketchum is still ten like fifty years after the first Pokémon show. So pretty much the same thing, actually.
Inserts Voltorb.
Inserts Voltorb.
Gold The Dragonite
Previously Dratingonair
Gets a Pokeball.
Insert Mantyke.
Insert Mantyke.
=Nightshade=
Previously Night's Shadow
Gets a Remoraid.
Insert Popplio.
Insert Popplio.
Gets a disappointing water starter.
Inserts a harpoon gun.
Inserts a harpoon gun.
Get a Intelion
Incert a phone
Incert a phone
=Nightshade=
Previously Night's Shadow
Gets my brain.
Insert black hole.
Insert black hole.