The Vending Machine Game!

[ThAtGuY101]

You get fire and burn whatever comes out...

You insert the lighter that you started the fire with...

 

[Shikowara]

You get a Charmander plushy!

Insert a wedding ring...

 

[ThAtGuY101]

You get a spouse, a mortgage, and a bunch of ungrateful children that don't know how to act...

Insert a pistachio...

 

[Cmeriwether]

You get a flood of trail mix.

Insert a twenty cent piece (Actually real, extremely rare from 1875-1878, maybe a thousand left.)

 

[ThAtGuY101]

You get two (one being the original)

Insert cattails... no not a cat's tail! These cattails!

 

[~Rinko~]

Get's a Cattail from Plants vs. Zombies.

"Aww cute~"

Inserts Pachuli Knowledge (Please tell me spelt her first name right...)

 

[Shikowara]

You get a spelling correction: Its spelled Patchouli Knowledge.

Insert random box...

 

[Cmeriwether]

You get a box of cupcakes

Inserts an entire Rhinoceros

 

[~Rinko~]

Gets a miniature Rhydon.

"Wait, Kasumi, did you google her or did you actually know that?"

Inserts a fireball.

 

[TheJustinMann]

Gets an angry fat Italian.

Enters Star Platinum(the funny ORA ORA ORA guy)

 

[Cmeriwether]

The Stand (did I get the correct term?) was so powerful, sent the machine to the other side of the room.

I insert a duck.

 

[~Rinko~]

Gets a box of duck-themed crackers (Quack, crack, quackers, crackers?)

"Blep"

Inserts a water bubble.

 

[ThAtGuY101]

You get squirtle squad...

Insert this dog...

 

[TheJustinMann]

You get a pixelated version that runs off.

Inserts Koichi Hirose

 

[ThAtGuY101]

You get the reverb stand...

Insert bites the dust...

 

[JKShell007]

Gets a dust bunny

Gets an adorable Dewott friend! ^^

Insert an Amazon magazine...

Aww thanks

Inserts a dynamite stick

 

[TheJustinMann]

The vending machine blows up

Inserts? No, Enters Shining Diamond

 

[Shikowara]

Gets Kasumi Daiyamondo ^^

Inserts my mom's car.

 

[ManyAchievables]

Gets "GET OUTTA ME CAR!"

Inserts a finger-knife glove.

 

[ThAtGuY101]

you get many cuts cause you accidently cut yourself with it a lot while doing mundane tasks...

insert moldy, stinky, dirty, rotten cake with potentially ten million dollars inside (I said potentially... there's a chance you'll find an old torn boot...)

 

[TheJustinMann]

Uses a terraria fishing rod, gets a torn old boot...

Enters ZA WORLDO

 

[ThAtGuY101]

you get dio and giorno...

insert jojo reffernce...

 

[TheJustinMann]

Wait, what’s that... oh N- MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA(what you get)

Shoots the vending machine with a stand arrow

 

[ThAtGuY101]

I died... No? I have a stand now? I guess I better go save the world team up with a bunch of other stand user and go on a quest around the world to defeat other stand users and destroy a vampire... that or hunt down a serial killer with a hand fetish...

insert a cherry...

 

[TheJustinMann]

**LICK LICK LICK LICK LICK LICK LICK LICK LICK LICK LICK** Gets a Hungry Kakyoin

Enters a photo camera...

 

[ThAtGuY101]

I get shot by an arrow again... now I have an improved stand!

insert a mask...

 

[TheJustinMann]

Gets Knhum, a stand that allows you to change your face.

Enters a lit torch

 

[JKShell007]

Gets a lit Torchic and catches it

Inserts a potato

 

[ThAtGuY101]

gets a shot by a potato launcher...

insert a "do not remove" tag from a mattress...

 

[Cmeriwether]

You got a mattress.

Inserts a tiger.

 

[ManyAchievables]

Gets a scratch running down my torso.
And some delicious tiger meat.

Inserts a pillow.

 

[Cmeriwether]

You get the duck from earlier.

Inserts a roll of pennies.

 

[TheJustinMann]

Harvest multiplies the pennies and you get 100,000 times the worth of the pennies

Inserts a gun that is mini

 

[Riverrunner]

Gets a Little Pistol

Inserts a can of soup.

 

[chib]

out comes a nice hot bowl of soup

inserts a clock

 

[ThAtGuY101]

you get this jojo opening song...

insert Ibuki Mioda (the rocker looking girl in chib's signature...)

 

[chib]

out comes an adorable and super loud girl with a lot of enthusiasm!

Inserts Mikan Tsumiki

 

[ThAtGuY101]

an ultimate nurse comes out and after looking at your startled facial expression decides you need help! so she pokes you with this needle!

insert a toy panda stuffed with lots of sooo many pixie sticks... why would anyone do this? its stupid! but they did!!

 

[Shikowara]

You get....SUGAR!!!!!!!!

Insert a scarf...

 

[ThAtGuY101]

you get mikasa!

insert a calculator...