The Vending Machine Game!

[AetherGlaceon]

The potatoes are shot out of the vending machine at a high speed, right into your face. They crush your nose and smash into your skull, instantly killing you before you can react.

I insert a Miltank, somehow.

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

You get some free Moomoo Milk!

I insert lemonade.

 

[AetherGlaceon]

A dozen lemons fly out at a high velocity, crashing into your neck, rupturing your arteries and veins. You bleed to death quickly.

I insert a can filled with your blood.

 

[naanny]

Maple syrup drips out of the machine......

I insert a yellow pillow.

 

[AetherGlaceon]

You get a rainbow colored pillow.

I insert Naanny.

 

[StellarWind Elsydeon]

You get Gorebyss Sushi.

(Injects the machine with a radioactive trout cell culture)

 

[naanny]

You get radioactive trout chips and a radioactive trout candy bar!

I insert some daisies :3

 

[AetherGlaceon]

You get Princess Daisy from the Mario series.

I insert a Sceptile, a Blaziken, a Swampert, and a Psycho Monkey. >.>

 

[naanny]

You get a demented ambipom.

I insert this smiley. ???

 

[AetherGlaceon]

Exactly one billion of those smilies flood out of the vending machine. They actually weigh quite a bit, considering that they're made of pixels. The smilies smother you and you die of suffocation.

I insert Meep!

 

[Hunting Rifle]

You get a Peeper!

I insert a decaf nespresso lungo machiatto.

 

[AetherGlaceon]

A torrent of espresso floods out. It has been heated to 120 degrees F. You are submerged in the flood and drown after receiving horrendous third degree burns.

I insert chocolate.

 

[Brendan Savem]

You get chocolate cake

I insert a 'Guess Who' set

 

[AetherGlaceon]

Millions of the cards come flying out at high velocity. They are all very sharp and they cut you. You die of bleeding to death.

I insert previous person's pie.

 

[Brendan Savem]

*comes out of the vending machine*

I stuff AtherGlaceon into the vending machine and board the compartment up.

 

[AetherGlaceon]

There is a bright flash inside the vending machine, then it explodes. I come out perfectly safe.
*goes to get a new vending machine*
I insert Ho-oh.

 

[naanny]

Ten ho-ohs fly out of the machine and all use sacred fire on Glaceon at once. Before he can react, he is burnt to a crisp.

I insert the remaining ashes of glaceon.

 

[Tunolipede]

I get sausages.

*inserts OJ*

 

[Psycho Monkey]

You get the glove that didn't fit therefore must acquit.

I insert the Discovery Channel

 

[AetherGlaceon]

You get me and a kitteh!

I insert Psycho's "Rise of Team Neos" story.

 

[StellarWind Elsydeon]

You get a wave of copycats.

(Inserts a Ditto)

 

[Tunolipede]

I get an Articuno. With dot-eyes. x_x

*inserts Mt. Coronet*

 

[AetherGlaceon]

You get an angry Dialga, Palkia, and Giratina who quickly devour you.

I insert an Aura Sphere.

 

[naanny]

An energy ball comes out of the machine.

I insert a balloon.

 

[Psycho Monkey]

You get balloon animals

I insert 99 Red Balloons

 

[AetherGlaceon]

You get Nena.

I insert Fall Out Boy.

 

[GengarsShadow52]

You get one hundred fan girls screaming in your ear.

*inserts tomato juice*

 

[AetherGlaceon]

You get tomato soup.

I insert Stel AND KoL. >.>

 

[Platypus]

You get muscadine flavored candies and a pygmy goat.

I insert a radish.

 

[naanny]

You get a turnip.

I insert a galactic bowl-cut wig.

 

[AetherGlaceon]

You get the book Phsyik, by Angie Sage.

I insert Septimus Heap.

 

[sheesheesh]

You get a slag heap.

I insert a my collection of rare, incurable diseases. (Ren & Stimpy FTW)

 

[Psycho Monkey]

You get vaccines for each and every one of those diseases.

I insert ice cream cake

 

[AetherGlaceon]

You get a bucket of chocolate ice cream and a chocolate cake. However, they're so delicious that if you eat them, you'll die.

I insert a spoonful of said ice cream.

 

[Tunolipede]

I get Psycho's ice cream cake

I insert a post-it note with the words scribbled on it; 'The cake is a lie'

 

[AetherGlaceon]

You get a n00b that screams "The cake iz a lie!" every five seconds.

I insert your avatar.

 

[Tunolipede]

You get me, sleeping whilst cradled in your arms, cosplaying a Sableye.

I crawl back into the machine.

 

[AetherGlaceon]

You get..... yourself?

I insert a Dawn Stone.

 

[Tunolipede]

You get a Roserade.

I insert a penny on a string.

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

You get a soda for one cent, because you let go.

I insert bite relief.