Cynder lands on top of me, and struggle desperately to crawl across a busy intersection. Multiple cars slam into me at once, and I'm sent high in the air. I conveniently land in an ambulance after falling through the roof, and they take me to the hospital. Unfortunately, I somehow got trapped in an episode of House, and they took too long trying to figure me out to treat my tetanus. I am terribly disabled, and have to go up ramps when I go places. When I try to enter an IHOP, a random suicide bomber sets off their bomb, and I fly away. I land two hundred miles outside the city, and I've apparently lost my legs.
I die of starvation.
I drop the coding language PERL.