The Vending Machine Game!

[ManyAchievables]

Gets a premier ball.

Inserts one of those crystal balls from Labyrinth.

 

[Gamingfan]

Gets a disco ball

Inserts an insult

 

[pluveon]

You get a small piece of paper that says "no u"

Inserts really spicy meatballs.

 

[ManyAchievables]

Gets nothing, because I ate them.

Inserts a Link Amiibo.

 

[Gamingfan]

Get's a Zelda Amiibo

Inserts a briefcase

 

[ManyAchievables]

Gets a bucket.

"This is a bucket."
"Dear God."
"There's more."
"NO!"

Inserts one of The Pig's Reverse Bear Traps.

 

[ManyAchievables]

Gets drunk.

Inserts a "bottle o' scrumpy".

 

[Gamingfan]

Gets SUCCed

Inserts another machine

 

[ManyAchievables]

Gets killed by the man behind the slaughter.

Inserts The Wraith's Wailing Bell.

 

[Gamingfan]

Gets bronzong

Inserts a G U N

 

[ManyAchievables]

Gets the Deathslinger's Rifle, The Redeemer.

Inserts a hookshot.

 

[Gamingfan]

Gets Link

Inserts said Link

 

[pluveon]

You get a YouTube link.

Inserts a Haunter...

Spoiler

...with an everstone. :-)

 

[Your-Friday-Filet]

You get the former soul of the Haunter, probably a guy named Trevor.

Inserts a vending machine.

 

[Cmeriwether]

You get it launched back at you along with the last eight items.

I insert a frog.

 

[Scrafty]

Shoves it down my pants to cure the hiccups

Inserts an E621 Meme

 

[Cheribe]

You get a rule 34 meme.

inserts myself

 

[Bluekirby]

You get a wild robot


Insert your arm you little bee.

 

[JKShell007]

Gets honey.

Inserts a rickroll.

 

[Scrafty]

Gets rickrolled

Inserts Ash Ketchum

 

[Spongzilla]

Gets mutilated Has Ketchum because the vending machine wasn't big enough to store him.

Inserts carpet.

 

[Scrafty]

Is now Aladdin
Inserts a Vogue Magazine

 

[Spongzilla]

Gets nothing back because you're too poor pleb.

Inserts an entire lake.

 

[Ooftello]

You get electrocuted and die. Never put water in electricals again.

Inserts the dead body of a sponge the size of godzilla.

 

[smew178]

Get sponge.

Inert a knife

 

[.Frostbitten.]

*gets some peanut butter*

Inserts an empty page of paper...

 

[Scrafty]

I would crumple it and throw it towards the bin and misses

Inserts Airpods

 

[Cmeriwether]

Gets out a team of Explouds

Inserts an Emu Egg.

 

[=Nightshade=]

Gets a kiwi. Not the bird. The fruit.

Insert broccoli

 

[Cmeriwether]

Gets Deku (his head somewhat looks like broccoli)

Inserts Toga's knife.

 

[Shikowara]

You get a dead bird.

Insert a dinosaur plushie...

 

[~Rinko~]

Gets a Tyrannosaurus Rex figurine.

...Also, why a bird, exactly? Have you been reading stuff about stuff that happens in the manga?

Inserts a frog with a red ribbon tied around it.

 

[Shikowara]

You get a red frog with a green ribbon.

...Yes.

Insert a piece of paper...

 

[~Rinko~]

Gets a paper swan.

So bird because backstory.

Inserts a book in Japanese.

 

[Shikowara]

You get a badly translated book in English.

Yes.

Insert a kitsune mask...

 

[~Rinko~]

Gets a fancy hairpin with a vague fox-like shape.

Inserts a bunny rabbit.

 

[Shikowara]

You get Koda Koji.

Nice pfp btw.

Insert a blue t-shirt...

 

[~Rinko~]

Gets a red t-shirt

Thanks~ I don't remember where I found it... other than with google~

Inserts a lilac, pig-tailed wig.

 

[Shikowara]

You get Kagami Hiiragi.

Insert a golden spoon...

 

[~Rinko~]

Gets a blue-tinted, but otherwise inconspicuous, spoon.

...No.

Inserts a basket.