The Vending Machine Game!

[~Rinko~]

Gets blown away by the reverse of a black hole.

Inserts a seal.

 

[=Nightshade=]

Gets a sea lion. (THERE IS A DIFFERENCE PEOPLE!!!!!)

Inserts a cat

 

[Shikowara]

Gets a hot dog.

Inserts Night's Shadow...

 

[=Nightshade=]

Revives all the RPs I’m in that recently died.

Inserts Kasumi~chan...

 

[Scrafty]

Leaves her in the machine

Inserts a dildo

 

[Cmeriwether]

The machine returns Kasumi~chan

I insert one hundred thousand legos

 

[Gamingfan]

You get a lego city

Inserts a revive

 

[ManyAchievables]

Gets a Full Restore???

Inserts a copy of Resident Evil 0.

 

[Gamingfan]

Gets a gamecube

Inserts a birb

 

[=Nightshade=]

Gets chicken wings

Insert my sister (who happens to be the product of Pinkie Pie and the devil's unseemly marriage).

 

[Gamingfan]

Gets a brother

Inserts a sofa

 

[ManyAchievables]

Gets my external overjoyed-ness.

Inserts a bullet being fired out of a gun.

 

[Gamingfan]

Get shot by a cannon ball from a cannon from the machine.

Inserts a master ball

 

[ManyAchievables]

Gets a premier ball.

Inserts one of those crystal balls from Labyrinth.

 

[Gamingfan]

Gets a disco ball

Inserts an insult

 

[pluveon]

You get a small piece of paper that says "no u"

Inserts really spicy meatballs.

 

[ManyAchievables]

Gets nothing, because I ate them.

Inserts a Link Amiibo.

 

[Gamingfan]

Get's a Zelda Amiibo

Inserts a briefcase

 

[ManyAchievables]

Gets a bucket.

"This is a bucket."
"Dear God."
"There's more."
"NO!"

Inserts one of The Pig's Reverse Bear Traps.

 

[ManyAchievables]

Gets drunk.

Inserts a "bottle o' scrumpy".

 

[Gamingfan]

Gets SUCCed

Inserts another machine

 

[ManyAchievables]

Gets killed by the man behind the slaughter.

Inserts The Wraith's Wailing Bell.

 

[Gamingfan]

Gets bronzong

Inserts a G U N

 

[ManyAchievables]

Gets the Deathslinger's Rifle, The Redeemer.

Inserts a hookshot.

 

[Gamingfan]

Gets Link

Inserts said Link

 

[pluveon]

You get a YouTube link.

Inserts a Haunter...

Spoiler

...with an everstone. :-)

 

[Your-Friday-Filet]

You get the former soul of the Haunter, probably a guy named Trevor.

Inserts a vending machine.

 

[Cmeriwether]

You get it launched back at you along with the last eight items.

I insert a frog.

 

[Scrafty]

Shoves it down my pants to cure the hiccups

Inserts an E621 Meme

 

[Cheribe]

You get a rule 34 meme.

inserts myself

 

[Bluekirby]

You get a wild robot


Insert your arm you little bee.

 

[JKShell007]

Gets honey.

Inserts a rickroll.

 

[Scrafty]

Gets rickrolled

Inserts Ash Ketchum

 

[Spongzilla]

Gets mutilated Has Ketchum because the vending machine wasn't big enough to store him.

Inserts carpet.

 

[Scrafty]

Is now Aladdin
Inserts a Vogue Magazine

 

[Spongzilla]

Gets nothing back because you're too poor pleb.

Inserts an entire lake.

 

[Ooftello]

You get electrocuted and die. Never put water in electricals again.

Inserts the dead body of a sponge the size of godzilla.

 

[smew178]

Get sponge.

Inert a knife

 

[.Frostbitten.]

*gets some peanut butter*

Inserts an empty page of paper...

 

[Scrafty]

I would crumple it and throw it towards the bin and misses

Inserts Airpods