All right, I am sick and tired of all the Kefka fanboys on the interwebz. To sum it up for those who don't know; there is an eternal struggle between Kefka and Sephiroth (Final Fantasy VI and VII respectively) going on on the web. I haven't minded because I love both characters equally much. If I remember correctly, the war used to tip in the favor of Sephiroth, but recently I've only seen Kefka fanboy posts, and it annoys me to oblivion! And all of them go on about how Sephiroth has more fanboys. AAAGGH! Therefore, I have decided to, for now, side with the Sephiroth fanboys and devise this little post.
How to Counter Kefka - A Guide for Sephitroth Fanboys
1.
Dancing Mad is 17:40 minutes long, while One-Winged Angel is only 4:27.
All right, this one is undeniable. Dancing Mad is longer than One-Winged Angel. It's a fact, I can't dispute that. BUT, I have never managed to listen through Dancing Mad. It's just so tedious. It's way too long to be interesting. And let's face it; does Kefka have a choir that screams his name in his theme song? Didn't think so.
2.
Kefka has six wings while Sephiroth has only one.
I would like to point out that Kefka has NO wings at all, while Sephiroth has one. Kefka's final form has six wings, sure, but let's have a look at Sephiroth's final form.
Onetwothreefourfivesixseven WHOOOPS.
3.
Sephiroth lost his mind when he heard about Jenova, while Kefka was crazy to begin with.
The first part is undeniably true, Sephiroth was normal before he heard about his mother. But Kefka wasn't crazy to begin with, either. Kefka went crazy when he was infused with Esper, as is stated in the game. Argument counter'd.
As I said earlier, I love both of these guys. This is just my contribution to the Sephiroth side. Thank you, and good night.
~Weeds